I’m Barefoot and Hopping Mad

 

I just finished reading the excellent post by @richardeaston on Affirmative Action in Inventions, about the burgeoning movement to rework history. Not by acknowledging that, in many cases, the contributions of minority workers, including women, in scientific and mathematical fields have been overlooked or ignored (which would be a fair statement of the case). But by assigning influence far beyond what such sterling efforts actually merited, even so far as to assert that in some cases the minorities and/or women actually did the inventing themselves, and then that the credit for doing so was stolen from them by (wait for it… ) patriarchal white men who didn’t deserve it.

It seems perfectly timed to go with a far less consequential, and somewhat amusing (as I reflect back on it in tranquility) experience I had yesterday, which seems to me much of a piece, and which I’d like to share.

As many of you know, I’m an avid knitter. I’ve been knitting for over half a century. I’ve lost count of the number and type of things I’ve knit and for whom, and I’ve probably knit thousands of miles of yarn, some of which I sheared and spun from my own sheep or Angora goats. I’m really quite knowledgeable about the craft and history of knitting, even if I say so myself.

I enjoy the company of other knitters. I’m not really a “mingler” in crowds of strangers, but I’ve often thought I might enjoy a knitting cruise. There’s something reassuring about the thought of hanging out in the company of a bunch of most-likely-braless, and unmade-up, middle-aged ladies in their organic natural-fiber muumuus, padding around in their Birkenstocks and debating the merits of the Turkish cast on versus the long-tail, or the best way to do a left-leaning double decrease. As you can probably intuit from the foregoing, though, I’m well aware that, in a nautical sense, the majority of knitters heave firmly to port, and I’d probably need to take along a couple of sane and seaworthy friends (calling @susanquinn, @katebraestrup) to sit on deck with me periodically, enjoying an adult beverage and getting our minds A.J. Squared Away for the remainder of the voyage.

I do belong to an online knitting and crocheting community called Ravelry. It’s an invaluable resource, first for instant access to millions of searchable and downloadable patterns, either free or for easy purchase through PayPal. It’s also a social network, a knowledge resource, and a place where you can go to find that one particular color of yarn you suddenly realized you don’t have enough of to finish your project. It’s great. I love it. Over the years, I’ve downloaded dozens of patterns from Ravelry, and other than the rare, and very much appreciated errata update, I’ve never been contacted by one of the vendors for any reason at all.

Until yesterday.

Several years ago, I purchased a pattern for a nice pair of knitted slippers, quick to make, knit out of thick yarn, with a geometric design knit into the leg part. Nice, comfy, easy, and warm. Yesterday, I received an email from the folks who sold me the pattern that went as follows:

We’ve changed this pattern’s name Mukluks to Dogwood Slippers.

We are sorry for the hurt our pattern has caused. We are not part of the indigenous peoples from whom the word Mukluks originates nor are we part of the First Nations whose knitting traditions inspired the design.

We have changed the name to Dogwood Slippers. This pattern is part of a print book so we are not able to take it down, but we will no longer financially benefit from it. We are currently researching charities to donate all proceeds of this pattern to (as of Feb 15, 2019).

“Mukluks,” for those of you who aren’t familiar with the term “are a soft boot, traditionally made of reindeer (caribou) skin or sealskin, and worn by Arctic aboriginal people, including the Inuit, Iñupiat, and Yupik.” The photo at the top of this post gives you an idea of the mukluk shape and is pretty similar to the shape of the knitted slippers.

I laughed the first time I read the email from Ms. X. Then I got rather annoyed. The email arrived at a bad time on a bad day, and I’m afraid I responded:

Dear Ms. X,

Glory be. I can’t believe your email about your “mukluk” pattern. There. I said it. The word. I’ll say it again. Mukluk.

Are you “hurt” that I said “mukluk?” Of course you are not. Neither is anyone else. Mukluk.

You pattern caused no “hurt.” Words are not actions.

Someone should remind “First Nations” that their “knitting tradition” was appropriated from the white settlers, and was given to them in the nineteenth century by the Sisters of St. Ann Missionaries when the Europeans introduced wool sheep into their lives.

I don’t see anyone complaining about that bit of historical revisionism and cultural appropriation

And it is equally absurd to claim that somehow, using the word “mukluk” in your pattern, or incorporating a design that looks like some sort of butterfly, or perhaps a snowflake, or even a flower, in the leg of your slipper is any sort of insult or offensive gesture or thought towards any culture or race.

I wonder how much of the campaign of abuse directed against you by those members of “First Nations” triggered by your harmless, and very nice knitting pattern, was conducted through email? Since, as far as I’m aware, there is no “First Nations email tradition,” and no member of “First Nations” invented email, I choose to be offended that they have culturally appropriated my own culture’s “email tradition,” and I suggest they return to a form of communication that is more organically associated with their own history: smoke signals.

What utter drivel. Don’t bother replying to me. I’ve spent almost my entire life in countries and cultures that are not the one I was born in, and I don’t need a lecture from some historically illiterate and spineless outfit that caves at the first sign of pressure from politically-motivated and money-hungry grievance-mongers.

I’m deleting your pattern from my Ravelry library, and won’t be patronizing you again.

How absurd. Grow up, please.

Kind regards,
Ricochet She

I haven’t heard back. I hope I don’t. Because, frankly, I think I’ve already taken my best shot. Not sure I’ve got much left.

How [redacted] ridiculous.

P.S: Lord. I hope someone doesn’t take offense to my description of myself as “Barefoot” in the title of this post. No reference to Chief Barefoot of the Sioux is intended or should be inferred. All I meant was that I’d removed my mukluks. Oops.

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  1. Barfly Member
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    Ok, I understand the ill feeling engendered by the word “mukluk.” (Mukluk, mukluk, mukluk. I can almost feel it. Just a few more …) But I fail to see how calling them Dogskin Slippers is any less problematic. Just ask Mitt Romney about failing to show respect to dogs.

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  2. Barfly Member
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    @Barfly

    Oh, Dogwood slippers. What the heck is that, dogwoods do not grow in Eskimo lands, they are the state tree of Virginia for heck’s sake. I wonder how you say “dogwood” in Eskimo?

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  3. Ralphie Inactive
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    @Ralphie

    I belong to Ravelry too, and it is a great site.  I loved your response. 

    I knit and crochet, but know most either knit or crochet.  

    Indigenous persons of today promoting gambling are not exactly my heros. 

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  4. mildlyo Member
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    @mildlyo

    Preach, sister!

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  5. indymb Coolidge
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    KentForrester (View Comment):

    She, your letter is the best. Sometimes I think that you could crush the Left single handed.

    You are a font of good sense and common. Those are personal qualities that are as toxic to the Left as garlic is to a vampire. Lefties shrivel up in their presence.

    @she, I too support all your future runs at a cultural Left, especially toward grievance-monger-bowing, virtue-signalling, marketing spinners (thanks, Nike). What an amazing reposte! I hope it’s not only on bad days that you sound off so well! #I2followshe 

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  6. Caryn Thatcher
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    She (View Comment):

    GLDIII Temporarily Essential (View Comment):

    Amy Schley (View Comment):

    GLDIII Temporarily Essential (View Comment):

    I believe you can add Amy to your band of knitters when you take that cruise. My wife stopped knitting decades ago and moved more into the finer gauge threads with needlepoint and quilting.

    I just took me 20 years to get her to divest of her horde of skeins we have been stowing since adolescence.

    Actually, I’ve never had much luck with knitting needles. Crochet is more my style.

    Still sounds like a yarn to me…..

    I don’t know anyone who’s equally at home with both; there seem to be “knitty” people and “crotchety” people (no comment). Don’t know if it is a brain thing or a fingers thing. Crochet certainly isn’t my thing, other than occasional trim or decorative bits on something I’ve knitted.

    I am.  I learned to knit from my grandmother when I was about age 8 and to crochet from a babysitter a year or two later.  Even did a little tatting, fair bit of crewel embroidery, lots of needlepoint and cross-stitch, and a bit of beadwork.  Now, mostly, I make earrings with semiprecious beads and crystals, but miss the other work.  Much more time-consuming, unfortunately, and I seem to be short of both time and energy lately.  Hope to get back to it, as there’s yarn a-waitin’ around here!  But I know now to avoid that ravelry site.  Too bad, it was initially sounding good.

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  7. She Member
    She
    @She

    Chris Hutchinson (View Comment):

    This post makes me think of something a friend of mine posted on Facebook this morning that’s had me thinking about cultural appropriation all day. My friend’s name is Bart and he shared a video that his nephew had uploaded. The video was of his brother doing a Native American hoop dance on a local TV show in the 60s, and he was beating on a drum and also in Native American attire. As I watched it, beside being pretty impressed, I wondered if anyone would be offended by it.

    They’re not very well-known people with large networks so I doubt it will get many views but I will be paying attention if any negative comments come up either with cultural appropriation accusations or about his nephew using “Indian” instead of “Native American.” They clearly liked the culture enough to put in some serious time learning about it. When did imitation stop being the sincerest form of flattery? I genuinely don’t understand the problem with it.

    Coincidentally, She, nowadays Bart’s big passion is knitting. I bet he’d be interested in a knitting cruise and “debating the merits of the Turkish cast on versus the long-tail, or the best way to do a left-leaning double decrease.”

    Great comment.  I’m sure Bart would be welcome on the knitting cruise!

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  8. Chris Hutchinson Coolidge
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    Barfly (View Comment):

    PHCheese (View Comment):

    I invented a no fat, no Cholesteryl ,no calorie Swiss Cheese. I was disallowed from getting a patient. I am still very upset about it. I think there was collusion between the US and Switzerland . Neither country would agree that just eating the wholes qualified as a option for my product. I still think I am on to something.

    How dare you, you cultural appropriator. I bet you don’t even speak Swiss.

    Didn’t we (America) engage in a bit of cultural appropriation with Swiss cheese? I thought I had read that Swiss cheese was actually an American cheese intentionally called Swiss cheese for marketing reasons.

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  9. Eugene Kriegsmann Member
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    @EugeneKriegsmann

    I am sure it has been said many times already, but it bears repeating. Absolutely superb! One of the best letters I have ever read. I am so tired of the cultural appropriation nonsense. There is almost nothing we live in, wear, eat, drink or use that isn’t linked to some culture or other. We come into the world knowing nothing. We acquire our customs, foods, et al. through contact with others, and by imitation which has always been the sincerest form of flattery. Anyone who is insulted or hurt by someone else copying their traditions is an idiot who does not deserve attention.  End of rant!

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  10. Amy Schley Coolidge
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    Caryn (View Comment):
    But I know now to avoid that ravelry site. Too bad, it was initially sounding good.

    Eh, it’s still the best place for patterns on the web.

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  11. She Member
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    @She

    Caryn (View Comment):

    She (View Comment):

    GLDIII Temporarily Essential (View Comment):

    Amy Schley (View Comment):

    GLDIII Temporarily Essential (View Comment):

    I believe you can add Amy to your band of knitters when you take that cruise. My wife stopped knitting decades ago and moved more into the finer gauge threads with needlepoint and quilting.

    I just took me 20 years to get her to divest of her horde of skeins we have been stowing since adolescence.

    Actually, I’ve never had much luck with knitting needles. Crochet is more my style.

    Still sounds like a yarn to me…..

    I don’t know anyone who’s equally at home with both; there seem to be “knitty” people and “crotchety” people (no comment). Don’t know if it is a brain thing or a fingers thing. Crochet certainly isn’t my thing, other than occasional trim or decorative bits on something I’ve knitted.

    I am. I learned to knit from my grandmother when I was about age 8 and to crochet from a babysitter a year or two later. Even did a little tatting, fair bit of crewel embroidery, lots of needlepoint and cross-stitch, and a bit of beadwork. Now, mostly, I make earrings with semiprecious beads and crystals, but miss the other work. Much more time-consuming, unfortunately, and I seem to be short of both time and energy lately. Hope to get back to it, as there’s yarn a-waitin’ around here! But I know now to avoid that ravelry site. Too bad, it was initially sounding good.

    There’s a lot to like on Ravelry, this is one of the vendors on their site.  I intend to stay a Ravelry member, but I’m going to avoid the unMuklukers.

    Good for you on the crafts!  I like beading, am a rank amateur, have tried tatting because I love the product, but an not good at it.  I’m left-handed, and that might have something to do with it.  I enjoy making bobbin lace, although haven’t done any of that to speak of for years.  Mostly knitting and spinning.

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  12. She Member
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    @She

    Barfly (View Comment):

    Oh, Dogwood slippers. What the heck is that, dogwoods do not grow in Eskimo lands, they are the state tree of Virginia for heck’s sake. I wonder how you say “dogwood” in Eskimo?

    Indeed!  For while they’ve changed the name, they haven’t changed the “design” which I guess is just as offensive.  Anyway, dogwood has a well-known, although probably apocryphal, connection with the Christian tradition.  How’s that going to work out for them . . . 

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  13. indymb Coolidge
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    @indymb

    Chris Hutchinson (View Comment):

    This post makes me think of something a friend of mine posted on Facebook this morning that’s had me thinking about cultural appropriation all day. My friend’s name is Bart and he shared a video that his nephew had uploaded. The video was of his brother doing a Native American hoop dance on a local TV show in the 60s, and he was beating on a drum and also in Native American attire. As I watched it, beside being pretty impressed, I wondered if anyone would be offended by it.

    Right, what ever happened to “imitation is the sincerest form of flattery?”

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  14. Caryn Thatcher
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    She (View Comment):

    Caryn (View Comment):

    She (View Comment):

    GLDIII Temporarily Essential (View Comment):

    Amy Schley (View Comment):

    GLDIII Temporarily Essential (View Comment):

    I believe you can add Amy to your band of knitters when you take that cruise. My wife stopped knitting decades ago and moved more into the finer gauge threads with needlepoint and quilting.

    I just took me 20 years to get her to divest of her horde of skeins we have been stowing since adolescence.

    Actually, I’ve never had much luck with knitting needles. Crochet is more my style.

    Still sounds like a yarn to me…..

    I don’t know anyone who’s equally at home with both; there seem to be “knitty” people and “crotchety” people (no comment). Don’t know if it is a brain thing or a fingers thing. Crochet certainly isn’t my thing, other than occasional trim or decorative bits on something I’ve knitted.

    I am. I learned to knit from my grandmother when I was about age 8 and to crochet from a babysitter a year or two later. Even did a little tatting, fair bit of crewel embroidery, lots of needlepoint and cross-stitch, and a bit of beadwork. Now, mostly, I make earrings with semiprecious beads and crystals, but miss the other work. Much more time-consuming, unfortunately, and I seem to be short of both time and energy lately. Hope to get back to it, as there’s yarn a-waitin’ around here! But I know now to avoid that ravelry site. Too bad, it was initially sounding good.

    There’s a lot to like on Ravelry, this is one of the vendors on their site. I intend to stay a Ravelry member, but I’m going to avoid the unMuklukers.

    Good for you on the crafts! I like beading, am a rank amateur, have tried tatting because I love the product, but an not good at it. I’m left-handed, and that might have something to do with it. I enjoy making bobbin lace, although haven’t done any of that to speak of for years. Mostly knitting and spinning.

    Thanks for the clarification on Ravelry vs the vendor; I thought the problem was with the former.  I may go ahead and take a look at them now.  Bobbin lace is very beautiful; it’s one of the crafts I’ve seen done, but never tried myself.  I also love the tatting product, but find the production so slow compared to crocheting that I pretty much gave up before going very far into it.  I put down my hooks and needles a few years ago after a small bout of breast cancer.  I’m fine (stage 1, all clear), but had trouble in the year following the surgery because of drug side-effects.  After 8 months or so, I gave them up as not worth the misery, but they left me so tired and terribly behind on everything that the needlework was never picked back up.  I miss it, but need to get the rest of life and home in order before I can get back to it.  And age continues to advance and work demands seem ever increasing.  I have a friend expecting a grandchild and I adore the daughter.  Perhaps it’s time to come out of needlework “retirement” for a baby blanket or sweater…

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  15. Randy Webster Inactive
    Randy Webster
    @RandyWebster

    Probably doesn’t speak Austrian, either.

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  16. Randy Webster Inactive
    Randy Webster
    @RandyWebster

    She (View Comment):
    I’m left-handed,

    You need to be careful about admitting that.  Arahant will be all over you.

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  17. Arizona Patriot Member
    Arizona Patriot
    @ArizonaPatriot

    If you have to respond again, you might use the phrase “merciless Indian Savages.”  Maybe by saying that you don’t appreciate Americans kowtowing to faux outrage supposedly for the benefit of groups that our Declaration of Independence calls merciless Indian Savages.

    Oh, man, I wonder if I need to apologize to the Chinese for using “kowtowing” and to the French for using “faux.”

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  18. Randy Webster Inactive
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    @RandyWebster

    Arizona Patriot (View Comment):

    If you have to respond again, you might use the phrase “merciless Indian Savages.” Maybe by saying that you don’t appreciate Americans kowtowing to faux outrage supposedly for the benefit of groups that our Declaration of Independence calls merciless Indian Savages.

    Oh, man, I wonder if I need to apologize to the Chinese for using “kowtowing” and to the French for using “faux.”

    It does sound a lot like cultural appropriation.

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  19. Al Sparks Coolidge
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    Barfly (View Comment):

    Oh, Dogwood slippers. What the heck is that, dogwoods do not grow in Eskimo lands, they are the state tree of Virginia for heck’s sake. I wonder how you say “dogwood” in Eskimo?

    Sigh.

    “Eskimo” isn’t very PC up here either.  @She got it right by mentioning each of the indiginous peoples involved, Inuit, Iñupiat, and Yupik, who, by the way, have their own languages.  All three might have a different word for “dogwood.”

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  20. She Member
    She
    @She

    Randy Webster (View Comment):

    She (View Comment):
    I’m left-handed,

    You need to be careful about admitting that. Arahant will be all over you.

    Some women have all the luck.

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  21. Randy Webster Inactive
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    She (View Comment):

    Randy Webster (View Comment):

    She (View Comment):
    I’m left-handed,

    You need to be careful about admitting that. Arahant will be all over you.

    Some women have all the luck.

    Not in a good way.

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  22. Addiction Is A Choice Member
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    Amy Schley (View Comment):

    GLDIII Temporarily Essential (View Comment):

    I believe you can add Amy to your band of knitters when you take that cruise. My wife stopped knitting decades ago and moved more into the finer gauge threads with needlepoint and quilting.

    I just took me 20 years to get her to divest of her horde of skeins we have been stowing since adolescence.

    Actually, I’ve never had much luck with knitting needles. Crochet is more my style.

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  23. Addiction Is A Choice Member
    Addiction Is A Choice
    @AddictionIsAChoice

    I apologize for the CoC violation. Have mercy, it’s my first offense…but, you gotta admit, that was funny.

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  24. Nanda "Chaps" Panjandrum Member
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    Addiction Is A Choice (View Comment):

    I apologize for the CoC violation. Have mercy, it’s my first offense…but, you gotta admit, that was funny.

    You made the Chaps laugh and blush all at once.  It’s worth it! 

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  25. She Member
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    @She

    Addiction Is A Choice (View Comment):

    I apologize for the CoC violation. Have mercy, it’s my first offense…but, you gotta admit, that was funny.

    It was hilarious.  I cleaned it up, and was just going to note it to that effect, but you beat me to it.  (I kept the original though . . . .)

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  26. She Member
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    @She

    Randy Webster (View Comment):

    She (View Comment):

    Randy Webster (View Comment):

    She (View Comment):
    I’m left-handed,

    You need to be careful about admitting that. Arahant will be all over you.

    Some women have all the luck.

    Not in a good way.

    You’re just jealous.

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  27. She Member
    She
    @She

    She (View Comment):

    GLDIII Temporarily Essential (View Comment):

    I believe you can add Amy to your band of knitters when you take that cruise. My wife stopped knitting decades ago and moved more into the finer gauge threads with needlepoint and quilting.

    I just took me 20 years to get her to divest of her horde of skeins we have been stowing since adolescence.

    You only think she’s divested herself of them. Trust me on that.

    Image result for how to hide yarn stash under bed knitting

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  28. JustmeinAZ Member
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    She (View Comment):

    She (View Comment):

    GLDIII Temporarily Essential (View Comment):

    I believe you can add Amy to your band of knitters when you take that cruise. My wife stopped knitting decades ago and moved more into the finer gauge threads with needlepoint and quilting.

    I just took me 20 years to get her to divest of her horde of skeins we have been stowing since adolescence.

    You only think she’s divested herself of them. Trust me on that.

    Image result for how to hide yarn stash under bed knitting

    I just put all my new décor and holiday purchases in storage boxes in the garage and when I bring them out I just say “Oh I’ve had those for a long time!”.

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  29. GLDIII Temporarily Essential Reagan
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    @GLDIII

    She (View Comment):

    She (View Comment):

    GLDIII Temporarily Essential (View Comment):

    I believe you can add Amy to your band of knitters when you take that cruise. My wife stopped knitting decades ago and moved more into the finer gauge threads with needlepoint and quilting.

    I just took me 20 years to get her to divest of her horde of skeins we have been stowing since adolescence.

    You only think she’s divested herself of them. Trust me on that.

    Image result for how to hide yarn stash under bed knitting

    You are not helping….

    Now I am going to have to search to find where Linda is hiding her stash.

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  30. Randy Webster Inactive
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    @RandyWebster

    JustmeinAZ (View Comment):
    I just put all my new décor and holiday purchases in storage boxes in the garage and when I bring them out I just say “Oh I’ve had those for a long time!”.

    “That’s old news.”

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