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You read stories like this and you find it hard to believe that anyone could be that stupid. Surely I would know better and wouldn’t fall for some hard luck story that, looking back on it now, seemed a little too contrived.
My phone is strangely silent.
What a great turn in the last paragraph. I had totally bought it!
Beautifully played! You had me set up for the final paragraph perfectly.
Yeah… isn’t it wonderful?
I’ll bet they haven’t really forgotten you. This is just a temporary separation in order to give some space for all parties to take stock. In 2020, after seeing how much they missed you, they will be trying to make this relationship work again.
What? Steve was emailing you too?! And I thought I was special. Somebody get me a kleenex.
Anyone who has read you all these years knows you ain’t a sucker. Still I admit that for awhile there you had me worried.
Come on, you have to acknowledge he told you in advance there was a crisis coming, a turning point after which you couldn’t help him any more. Didn’t you hear his urgent cries for the last chance?
I have been deleting “last chance” e-mails every single day for about two months. I never read any of them so thanks for letting me know who was sending them. Sorry Right Angles for giving you and EJ competition.
Well I never. That does it, I will never trust Steve again.
Steve was emailing me, too! And Newt, Ron, Paul, and Kevin.
So, if I’m reading this right, what you’re saying is that you’ve suddenly got a few quid in your pocket and no one hitting you up for a handout?
We should talk….
I have to admit that I saw it coming. Well written, but I would never think you would be so naive. :)
I’ll send you mail if you fund my campaign . . .
No worries. You’ll be hearing from Steve and friends in a couple years.
I wish I’d have saved all the incredibly fancy, color printed, some were even plastic (!!) mailers that I have received this political season. I’m sure I’d have many, many pounds of them. Our mail-guy has been coming round as late at 7:00 P.M. because of the amazing quantities of flyers!
One of the interesting parts, too, is that the Libs, who usually are all about the “environment,” send out those same mass quantities of definitely NOT eco-friendly propaganda mailers, too.
I gave to Dems this year for the House to provide a check on Trump. However I got far more snail mail from Republicans than Democrats. On the other hand I was overwhelmed with emails from Dems. We need to get with in and come into the 21st Century. (My spam filter sent all of these email requests to Promotions which I rarely read!)
#Metoo
I’m not sure that’s going to work out as intended.
I hope that it will. I made that decision based upon the information I had before me. Most of my fellow Ricochetti came to a different conclusion. I think that we were all acting in good faith.
We’ll find out. My theory for a while has been that needing to cooperate with “normal” Republicans has kept Trump acting comparably normally on most things. Going up against a rather wild bunch of Democrats is likely to tempt him to act otherwise.
But the Senate might cancel that out.
I know I’m being a silly little fool, but I can’t help thinking, as I sit by the phone, checking my e-mail every 5 minutes, and rushing to the door whenever the wind rattles the mail slot: maybe it would all be different if I had just been more supportive, more understanding. Oh, I laughed so haughtily when the postman brought me all those letters thoughtfully reminding me that my memberships in groups I had no memory of ever joining were about to lapse or soliciting my views on the issues and their priority. I’m not laughing now. How nice it was to have one’s abilities and insight recognized.
I know they can’t read my thoughts, but somehow I feel they must have. Maybe our relationship really was that special. I so regret thinking things like:
a) That ad really, really, really sucks (weakly).
b) She’s just a blithering, incompetent, nasty tempered rich old white lady. Nobody with any sense is scared of her.
c) There’s a potentially compelling, potentially attractive, message in there somewhere, little mister or miss, so just find it, throw back your shoulders, stand up tall, stop mumbling, and say it like you believe it. No matter what those bullies say.[oh dear God, I’ve become my mother!].
d) Tap-dancing Jesus Christ, you ran and won in the Iowa primary against ethanol subsidies, and you’re reduced to this? These are your bold colors now? Really?
So harsh. Was it really necessary? Somehow they sensed my contempt–I know it. I just pushed them away.
I realize now that it’s true: neurotics are both so annoying and so lovable because they need you. I don’t know if I can last the month and a half before I’m needed–really needed–again.
@ejhill, @sparker, if it will take the edge off of your distress, I can put you in touch with the son of the Nigerian Minister of Finance.
He’s a prodigious emailer.
I was worried this was going to be a horror story of someone sending money to a “cartel” holding their family hostage, only to find it’s really some 400-lb guy in his mom’s basement.
Nothing from Melania? I love her, but…
ST, did Gary leave you at a loss for words?! Now, I really have seen everything. :-)
It looks like the Dems will not only provide a check on Trump, but they will also provide a check on social justice and the American people. The party of Social Justice has decided that the investigation of unethical and possibly criminal behavior of the DOJ should be shut down.
Just who is “we?”