Big D said “Lion Ted,” Not “Lyin’ Ted”

 

The corrupt, phony media intentionally misrepresented how President Donald J. Trump referred to Senator Ted Cruz in the 2016 debates for the Republican nomination. I listened to the debate audio a number of times, then loaded it on my audio analysis decoder, which came standard on my Commodore VIC-20. The results?

Big D clearly said “Lion Ted,” which is an honorific bestowed on political giants in the US Senate who have either killed an innocent woman (Ted Kennedy) or single-handedly derailed the repeal of Obamacare (John McCain).

Big D should take the opportunity to set the record straight at the Ted Cruz rally in Houston tonight.

The fake media has done the same thing with “Horse Face” Stormy Daniels, treating “Horse Face” as a derogatory term. Our great country has a long history of admiration, no, love, for leaders of the American equine community, like Mr. Ed, Trigger, Silver, Man O’ War, and The Black Stallion, a pioneer in equine racial equality.

“Low Energy” Jeb, was actually meant as a compliment by Big D to laud Jeb for groundbreaking support for energy-saving home appliances, but the dishonest media portrayed it in a negative light.

There are many more of these media misrepresentations designed to paint Big D as mean-spirited, but I am really exhausted from all this typing, and am now going to get some rest.

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  1. Jim McConnell Member
    Jim McConnell
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    I intended to add a comment here, but after studying your analysis, what can I say?

    Great job!

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  2. Bob Thompson Member
    Bob Thompson
    @BobThompson

    The fake media wishes they could accuse Big D of malingering, but…

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  3. Vance Richards Member
    Vance Richards
    @VanceRichards

    But does “Crooked Hillary” still mean she is corrupt, or he just saying she’s a little lopsided? 

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  4. Mike "Lash" LaRoche Inactive
    Mike "Lash" LaRoche
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    Vance Richards (View Comment):

    But does “Crooked Hillary” still mean she is corrupt, or he just saying she’s a little lopsided?

    That could explain her slump into the van after the 9/11 memorial two years ago.

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  5. Arahant Member
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    And what did Big D really mean about Ted Cruz’ father?

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  6. cdor Member
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    Arahant (View Comment):

    And what did Big D really mean about Ted Cruz’ father?

    I believe The Donald was referring to Ted Cruz’s dad…that famous double agent, who actually saved President Kennedy from assassination on several occasions.

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  7. Bishop Wash Member
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    MichaelHenry: Big D clearly said “Lion Ted,” which is an honorific bestowed on political giants in the US Senate who have either killed an innocent woman (Ted Kennedy) or single-handedly derailed the repeal of Obamacare (John McCain).

    How many innocent people did Ted kill as the Zodiac Killer? That should qualify him for the honorific.

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  8. JosePluma Thatcher
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    MichaelHenry: “Horse Face” Stormy Daniels, treating “Horse Face” as a derogatory term.

    He was simply commenting on her avocation as a competitive horse rider.

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  9. Bishop Wash Member
    Bishop Wash
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    JosePluma (View Comment):

    MichaelHenry: “Horse Face” Stormy Daniels, treating “Horse Face” as a derogatory term.

    He was simply commenting on her avocation as a competitive horse rider.

    I thought it was a typo and he meant that she has a whore’s face. 

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  10. Matt Balzer, Straw Bootlegger Member
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    Vance Richards (View Comment):

    But does “Crooked Hillary” still mean she is corrupt, or he just saying she’s a little lopsided?

    Yes.

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