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Why Is No One Asking These Questions?
Why has Senator Cory “Spartacus” Booker not disclosed what T-Bone thinks of all this? Does this mean that T-Bone does not condone this sham?
When Democrats made Michael Avenetti acting Senate Minority Leader, was the vote unanimous?
Dr. Ford remembers seeing Mr. Judge in the Potomac Safeway in 1982, five years before that Safeway existed. Has any Safeway executive been subpoenaed to explain their role in disparaging the victim?
Is it true that President Trump is planning to give Senator Flake a “Courage” medal so he won’t be afraid of elevators anymore?
Is it true that to work for NBC you must report an intense burning sensation in the part of the job interview when they sprinkle holy water on the applicant?
Trivia challenge: Can you name five large, publicly funded projects in California of which Diane Feinstein’s husband did not get a slice?
Is it just me or do you hear the song “Mr. Cellophane” from the musical Chicago every time you see Sen. Coons, assuming you notice him at all?
If you were accused of a crime who would you rather have as a judge:
(a) Maisie Hirono
(b) Heinrich Himmler
(c) Chris Cuomo
If I were accused of a crime, my preferred judge would be Lavrenti Beria: Show me the man, and I’ll show you the crime.
As each fake charge is disproven, another charge is made, as if it’s really true this time.
Man is that song dark.
Al Stewart, associate history professor.
BREAKING: FBI has uncovered the actual attacker in Dr. Ford’s shattered memory:
The Safeway issue might require some caution. In our area, we’ve had lots of Safeway stores move locations, shutting down old locations in favor of new, bigger locations. It’s possible that there was a Potomac Safeway prior to the one at the current location. I’d look into that before confidently calling this a lie. (Do we know that it was a Safeway and not some other grocery store?)
However, if it is true that this Safeway did not exist in any form prior to the late 1980s, that fits what seems to be a pattern of evidence pointing to a later assault being retconned back in time a few years to fit the “It was Kavanaugh!” narrative.
Old Bathos, You can’t real blame slippery ol’ Joe Biden; the Red Chinese made him do it. Services due for payment rendered you know.
The entire universe of shopping in Potomac MD is the intersection of Falls Road and River Road. As I recall, there were no chain stores of any kind there in the early 80’s because the population density would not have supported it. That area was (and largely still is) all very upscale homes with very large plots of land. There was a grocery store there as I recall but not a Safeway. To place (1) Mark Judge (2) in Potomac (3) in a Safeway (4) in 1982 is yet another false memory. How much more of this nonsense do we need to tolerate?
I’m just saying it might not be the smoking gun some are saying it is. There could’ve been a local store in 1982 that got replaced by a Safeway, and Judge worked for the former (in his book, I don’t think he said it was a Safeway, just a supermarket). Someone might look back 36 years and think of it as a Safeway when it wasn’t. I wouldn’t rely on a building permit record for one store to paint a complete picture.
He plans on running for the Oval Office in 2020. Maybe B-F can be his running mate?
Since I’m a chick with two XX chromosomes, I”ll take Maisie for my judge.
This is great satire, Old Bathos. Every one made me and Papa Toad laugh out loud.
Thank you (should have said that earlier).
(I always love to be able to share posts with my husband, so that I can continue to justify my addiction to R…)
OldB,
T-Bone is having a three-way with Stormy and Kamala Harris behind Avenetti’s back. Safeway’s have been known to dematerialize and reappear as Kosher Markets on the planet Tralfamadore. Stormy doesn’t like this because she might get too much competition from Montana Wildhack. That’s all the information my roving extra-dimensional reporters have been able to collect so far.
I’ll keep you posted.
Regards,
Jim
OldB,
AUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHH!!! I went blind there for a moment. Com’on OldB at least you could have put a warning label on it.
Regards,
Jim
Where, except in the universe of the pajama boys, does a “bar fight” include a complaint that a male person threw ice at them?
I doubt I’m the resident expert, but I’ve never heard of that.
I’ve been calling her Krazy Kimono. Is that wrong?
T-Bone, fyi.
Aside from the Safeway, I know there’s the claim of problems with studying in college but not high school- what else fits the pattern?
I long for the days when we assumed that every Chick had two XX Chromosomes. Not since Crocodile Dundee or the Kink’s “Lola” I guess. Could we have the FBI do genetic testing on both Ford and Flake?
Who?
I think it would fun to make a fake FBI training manual on CSI methods to detect the residue of expended ice projectiles years later, send it to Hirono and watch her demand lab testing of the bar floor.
Bottles, chairs, jukeboxes, patrons … nope, not on the list.
Careful there! You could put somebody’s eye out.
My list contains thrown fists, elbows, and the front bumper of a ‘70 Dodge. But it had spilled outside by that point.
Mr. C’s uncle was jailed over a bar fight. Of course, someone actually died, but I don’t think his death was caused by thrown ice.
I was sticking to projectiles.
– The shifting of dates in her various accounts from mid-1980s to early 1980s/late-teens to mid-teens. The most suspicious example of this is the crossing out of “early” in her polygraph statement.
– The possibility that the Safeway she recalls did not exist prior to the mid-1980s.
– The reference to college rather than high school.
It’s not relevant to the date of the assault, but the cloudiness around the date of the home remodel adds to a pattern of fluid time-shifting for convenience to the narrative.