How Do These People Win Half the Vote Every Time?

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It’s just so easy to make fun of Democrats. This stuff just writes itself. In fact, it’s so easy that you could just dictate a post like this into your phone while driving home from work. Hypothetically, of course. But my point is that Democrats are just absurd.

The head of the Democrat party calls Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez “the future of our party” even though she is obviously, not to put too fine a point on it, stupid. Bernie Sanders won the Democrat primary (and then had a Clinton steal it from him), despite looking and sounding like a Muppet on acid. Need I even mention Maxine Waters? Nancy Pelosi? Cory Booker? Where do they find these people? And how do they gain so much support in a national political party in the most powerful country in the world? They’re ridiculous.

But they take themselves very seriously, which somehow makes jokes about them even easier:

Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: That’s not funny.

It just blows my mind that in every national election, the Democrat party wins about half of the vote. No matter how incompetent their candidate is in that particular election. It just doesn’t matter. Hillary Clinton and Al Gore both won the popular vote in a presidential election.

Astonishing.

Trump may be on to something, with his constant use of ridicule. How can you take these people seriously? Why should you try? Just laugh at them.

Note: Thanks to Arahant for finding a clean version of the meme.

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  1. Arahant
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    Might consider a cleaner version before the mods do… vote bernie sanders - Imgflip

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  2. Arahant
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    This one is a possibility, too.Creepy Condescending Wonka Memes - Imgflip

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  3. Arahant
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    Just do an image search for Bernie Sanders Drinking Game, and you’ll see plenty of clean versions.

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  4. Matt Balzer
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    Arahant (View Comment):

    This one is a possibility, too.Creepy Condescending Wonka Memes - Imgflip

    Rather see Gene Wilder than Bernie Sanders, that’s for sure.

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  5. Dr. Bastiat
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    Thanks for your help Arahant.

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