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No it doesn’t.
I hate, hate, hate when people say that! It’s almost as bad as when someone asks if you can “borrow them” some money.
It’s just a sign of pure ignorance or a sub-80 IQ.
Hyperbole is not pronounced hyper-bowl.
Apostrophe is not prounounced apo-strof.
Antipodes is not pronounced anti-poads.
But for some reason, asymptote is pronounced asym-tote. Just one syllable at the end, where the others have two.
This one took me a while to get right in high school, to the point of massively confusing a calculus class one day with an elaborate (and technically correct, just not comprehensible) answer about a-SYMP-toe-TEEs. I’ll always remember the way the whole class, including the teacher, stared, as (in their eyes) I just got crazier and crazier.
I also used to think “bosom” was pronounced “boss ’em.”
I have owned various businesses in my time, and being a small businessman, have used various means and organizations to help market my services. I have belonged to five or six chambers of commerce in the area. One had these marketing meetings where I kept running into a guy named Bill. Bill was VP of sales and marketing for a local technology company. Bill loved big words, but would get them confused. I wish I could think of examples, but it has been at least fifteen years. Still, he could not get through a sentence without using some sesquipedalian word that was close to, but not quite what he wanted. It distracted me so much that I could not tell you exactly what he was selling. I was always trying to parse the last sentence and big word he had used wrong.
Ever hear something that was wrong, knew it was wrong, but couldn’t come up with what should have been there? As I have been writing this reply, I have been going nuts trying to remember “crux.” If I hadn’t just remembered, I would have been asking.
Hermione agrees that this is strange.
In Utah, “ignorant” is sometimes used as a synonym for “rude”:
“Correcting me like that is so ignorant!” might confuse many a grammar stickler.
Oh, yes, and this conversation is part of our Group Writing Series under our July theme of Understanding. (Maybe I should do a month on misunderstanding?) We still have four openings available. If this conversation has reminded you of another way to think of understanding, perhaps you should mosey on over to our schedule and sign-up sheet?
That’s not just Utah.
The wonderful world of “Mondegreens,” so named by writer Sylvia Wright (1917-1981) about the misheard lyrics in a Scottish ballad. William Safire wrote a great piece about children doing that with predictable results:
I led the pigeons to the flag
of the United States of America
and to the Republic for Richard Stans,
One nation, in dirigibles,
with Liberty and Justice for all.
How about a couple of classics from Archie Bunker? Hermones and hismones.
Let’s not forget:
Our Father, who art in Heaven, Howard be thy name…
Off the top of my head, all I can remember is “flustrated” and “take it for granite.”
I’ve probably heard some other good ones.
If we talk about spellings, well that’s another matter for another thread.
Excellent.
A college friend – who had obviously read the word but never heard it – once pronounced “pseudointellectual” as if “pseud~” were “suede~”. It still seems apt.
As a young parent, I read a Burt and Ernie story about Penelope (as in antelope, cantaloupe, etc) many hundreds of times before someone who overheard and was paying attention finally corrected me. “pen-el-o-pee”. I had no idea, having never heard the name out loud before…
I love words. I love it when folks use them rightly or wrongly. I love it when folks either make up a word, mispronounce a word they’ve obviously only seen on paper, or simply use the wrong one, with verve and feeling. Good for them for being interested enough to try. Some of the smartest and most effective communicators I know don’t have a lot of “book learning.” I would never make the mistake of calling them “stupid,” and I don’t care if they are “ignorant” of the finer points of grammar, vocabulary or philology.** So my fellow manager who also talked about getting to the “crust” of the matter and who described people who got themselves worked up into a lather as being “flustrated,” didn’t bother me a bit.
**Unless Mr. She has been lying to me for 40 years (which I do not think is the case), one of the most effective communicators he’s ever known was his United States Marine Corps Drill Instructor (Sergeant Kritz, I believe). Sergeant Kritz had an extensive and creative vocabulary, and much of what he said could not be found in a standard dictionary, nor did it conform to the Modern Language Association, or any other known, style sheet in its presentation. But I don’t think any of his recruits had any difficulty understanding either his intent or his meaning. Ever.
There was a newspaper comic strip in the 60s and 70s called Priscilla’s Pop.
I pronounced it Pri-SICK-uh-luh.
And I was probably a teenager before I found out the type of car was pronounced Se-DAN instead of SEED-an.
Both are correct, from different sources. “Going to the mat” is, as you say, from wrestling. “Going to the matresses” is from Mario Puzo’s The Godfather, and refers to all out gang warfare. The tactic is for a gang’s soldiers tor ent an apartment and put a number of matresses in it to establish a safe house for them to sleep in while the state of war is in effect.
And on the subject of the OP, I only wish I had a quick mind for these things, as I think malapropisms are hilarious – and especially so when they are unintented.
Bugs Bunny introduced me to the word, ‘ignoranemous’. It was years before I found out the right way to say it, and it still sounds wrong to me.
What a maroon.
When I was first introduced to the Battle Hymn of the Republic in elementary school, I wondered why God had a “terrible Swiss sword.” I thought the Bible dealt with Hebrew people.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
In high school gym class we had units on a bunch of different sports: track and field, wrestling, gymnastics, golf, archery (!), and so on, each taught by the coach of whatever sport it was. It was wrestling time. The coach made sure we all understood that the name of the sport was “wrestling,” not “rassling.” One day the coach was out, and the football coach, a Texan, substituted. As a group of guys took the referee’s position for in class matches, the coach surveyed the room, decided it was time, and snapped “OK, rassle!”
He didn’t understand why most of the class was on the floor laughing, not rassling.
Why….I’ll…murdalize him.
Back in the day I worked for a big California Bank that known for its cost cutting
My boss and I gathered about 30 managers together to get them ready for another round of layoffs.
One manager spoke up and said, “I’ve been lucky. I’ve lost a few employees due to nutrition so I haven’t had to lay anyone off.”
Some base their devotion to baseball as biblical since it opens with ‘In the big inning’.
Ya’ll know what this terrible Microsoft Paint work is, right?
I don’t know how often its name has actually been said on July 4, but I sure like the sound of it.
Oh, while I’m at it, when I was a kid I used to wonder about “row versus wade.” Eventually I made this silliness:
Back when Carl Reiner and Mel Brooks were making improve comedy LPs (starting with The 2000 Year Old Man) they had regular bits where Reiner would play a man-on-the-street reporter. One of my favorites:
Reiner: Excuse me, sir, you look like an actor.
Brooks: Why yes, I am a lesbian.
Reiner: Thespian?
Brooks: I’ll never make that mistake again.
I worked with a woman who always said “nip it in the butt” instead of bud. I don’t think she was doing it to be funny, but it was especially comical to me when she was talking about disciplining her cat and said she’d stopped his behavior by nipping it in the butt.
I’ll never forget Jimmy Carter’s use of “nucular” and seeing a discussion about it where a lot of people were sincerely shocked and confused, as they had never heard it the right way from anyone they knew.
And I’ve given up long ago on someone close to me saying “Matters of fact” instead of “As a matter of fact.” That’s on top of “Illinois” being pronounced with an audible “S.”
‘Ignoranemous’ is probably a euphemism for “ignoranus” which would have been in character for Bugs.