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Almost three months ago, I wrote a little post musing about the damage to some trees in and about the stream by the side of our little rural road, along the route that I take for my daily walks. It’s a delightful setting, a place where I can imagine Ratty and Mole adventuring and Toad decompensating over the smallest things, while Badger wanders around lugubriously trying to pick up all the pieces, sort everyone out, and carry on as normal. I have no doubt Mrs. Tiggy-Winkle’s cottage is in the undergrowth somewhere, and I think I’ve seen Jeremy Fisher sitting on the bank catching flies with his tongue.

So I was somewhat alarmed to see my little paradise disturbed as the trees were being systematically felled, one by one. I posited beavers as the culprits and wrote a short post, asking for feedback and opinions as to what was going on. With a singular (and spiritedly argumentative but ultimately unconvincing) exception, you all agreed with me that the damage was being caused by beavers.

Since then, I’ve had a little trail camera set up at what looked like one active condestruction site or another, trying to grab a stealthy photo of the guys at work. No dice. Clearly, these beavers know how to evade the paparazzi. They are the Greta Garbo of beaverdom. All they want is to be left alone. They’ve chewed through the strap holding the camera to the tree trunk. They’ve flung the thing five or six feet in the wrong direction. They’ve unmoored it from whatever was fastening it to the ground, or whatever was propping it up, and carefully placed it face down, times without number.

But, today, for once in my life, I got lucky. Actually, I’m lucky almost every day on these walks. In the past week, I’ve seen innumerable deer, three or four different kinds of ducks, including a couple of little duck families swimming around with their babies, a heron standing on one leg and darting its head under the water to catch whatever it is that heron catch, a flock or two of geese, and a mink crossing the road right in front of me. Oh, and a couple of baby muskrats playing on the stream bank.

Today, though, I thought was rather a dull day, until I turned at the halfway point and headed for home. A minute or two later, et voila!  Beaver. Two of them actually. Snapped a photo with my phone, just before they caught sight of me and splashed their way back into the water.

So mystery (not that there was much of one) solved.

Beaver.

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  1. Dave of Barsham Member
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    Sneaky little rodents.

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  2. PHCheese Inactive
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    Did you say you live in Beaver Falls or Claysville Pa?

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  3. She Member
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    PHCheese (View Comment):

    Did you say you live in Beaver Falls or Claysville Pa?

    Well, closer to Claysville than Beaver Falls.  At least, I thought so.  Whatever’s going on, I blame global warming.

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  4. MarciN Member
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    The damage to trees beavers can do is really astounding. What are their teeth made of? Good heavens. 

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  5. PHCheese Inactive
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    She (View Comment):

    PHCheese (View Comment):

    Did you say you live in Beaver Falls or Claysville Pa?

    Well, closer to Claysville than Beaver Falls. At least, I thought so. Whatever’s going on, I blame global warming.

    Hats, I see hats.

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  6. She Member
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    PHCheese (View Comment):

    She (View Comment):

    PHCheese (View Comment):

    Did you say you live in Beaver Falls or Claysville Pa?

    Well, closer to Claysville than Beaver Falls. At least, I thought so. Whatever’s going on, I blame global warming.

    Hats, I see hats.

    Beaver hats?  Heaven help us. lol

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  7. Phil Turmel Inactive
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    MarciN (View Comment):

    The damage to trees beavers can do is really astounding. What are their teeth made of? Good heavens.

    Like all other rodents, their teeth never stop growing.  Even if they have no construction ongoing, they’ll gnaw on trees just to keep their teeth under control.

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  8. Stad Coolidge
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    She (View Comment):
    Whatever’s going on, I blame global warming.

    And Trump!

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  9. Stad Coolidge
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    We have beavers in the swamp in front of our house.  They are very destructive creatures, not only because of the trees they destroy, but with the dams they build.  We had the first family trapped and relocated many moons ago, but a new bunch moved in years later.  Where they came from, who knows . . .

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  10. Seawriter Contributor
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    Would Mr. She look stylish in a beaver hat? This might be an opportunity.

    Palestine, TX had the foulest tasting water in the US thanks to beavers. The impounded water in their dams promoted algae blooms, which died. The dead algae decayed and “cooked” in the Texas sun, creating a decayed algae tea. The molecules providing the unique rank flavor were too small to be filtered out by conventional water treatment.

    According to a cookbook on pickling that my mother-in-law owned, at the time of its publication (in the 1950s) Palestine, TX’s water was cited for its clarity and general excellence. This was, of course, pre-beaver, which apparently made a comeback in the 1980s.

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  11. Hang On Member
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    Am I the only one who likes beavers and think they’re awesome? And what they do is awesome.

    It wasn’t the beavers who were causing the pollution in the impoundment causing the algal blooms. Probably agricultural runoff from concentrated animal feeding operations, but it might be something else. There are lots of solutions for that, but the beavers were not the cause of the pollution. Even without the impoundment, the pollution would have still been occurring and it would have just continued down stream and would probably cause algal blooms in the bay where the river would empty into the Gulf.

    Yes, beavers cut down trees. So what? They don’t clear cut and trees grow back.

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  12. MarciN Member
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    Hang On (View Comment):

    Am I the only one who likes beavers and think they’re awesome? And what they do is awesome.

    It wasn’t the beavers who were causing the pollution in the impoundment causing the algal blooms. Probably agricultural runoff from concentrated animal feeding operations, but it might be something else. There are lots of solutions for that, but the beavers were not the cause of the pollution. Even without the impoundment, the pollution would have still been occurring and it would have just continued down stream and would probably cause algal blooms in the bay where the river would empty into the Gulf.

    Yes, beavers cut down trees. So what? They don’t clear cut and trees grow back.

    I tend to agree with that. The cause of algae blooms is nitrogen. Decaying trees actually suck nitrogen out of the environment in which they decaying. 

    Probably the two events happened at the same time, and people understandably believed they were related. 

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  13. WillowSpring Member
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    Now you’ve got me worried.  We had a bear come through last year and knock over some bird feeders and one of the bluebird boxes had claw marks on the roof and the pole was bent over at 90 degrees.  Just recently, I think we had another pass that took our some of the GoldFinch feeders.  For my birthday, my son gave me one of those trail cameras and I was going to use it to see if I could get the bear (or at least the deer, foxes, groundhogs and wild turkeys around here.  I guess I will need to mount it pretty high.

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  14. Stad Coolidge
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    Hang On (View Comment):
    Yes, beavers cut down trees. So what? They don’t clear cut and trees grow back.

    The trees they kill don’t grow back, and the swamp is slowly getting filled in as they add to the dam.  Any tree that starts to grow back is subsequently gnawed down, as the beavers are constantly expanding the size of their dam.

    So in a way, they are clear-cutting.

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  15. James Gawron Inactive
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    She,

    Yes, Beavers, one of Nature’s mysteries. In this short film, their habitat and behaviours are explored.

    Regards,

    Jim

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  16. Hang On Member
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    MarciN (View Comment):
    I tend to agree with that. The cause of algae blooms is nitrogen. Decaying trees actually suck nitrogen out of the environment in which they decaying. 

     

    Nitrogen is one possible cause. It depends on the species of algae (actually they are cyanobacteria rather than algae) – some are nitrogen fixers, i.e., they can get all the nitrogen they need from air. Phosphorus may also be the limiting nutrient (and commonly is). It just depends on the circumstance.

    And as for decaying vegetation in water there is a problem of formation of trihalomethanes (THMs) after disinfection in drinking water. 

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  17. Cow Girl Thatcher
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    Yes, there’s a reason the old saying refers to “busy as a beaver.”  They MUST cut down the trees!! In a wilderness area, this is great for the moose, who like to graze in the shallow parts of the ponds. And the constant chewing is required to keep their teeth growth in check. But, they will not stop till they’ve cut down ALL the trees…

     

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  18. She Member
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    Stad (View Comment):

    She (View Comment):
    Whatever’s going on, I blame global warming.

    And Trump!

    Yes.  The letter “R” is in “beaver,” and also in “Trump.”  The connection is clear.

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  19. She Member
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    Seawriter (View Comment):

    Would Mr. She look stylish in a beaver hat? This might be an opportunity.

    Perhaps in the winter.  It’s 94 outside here at the moment . . . 

    Palestine, TX had the foulest tasting water in the US thanks to beavers. The impounded water in their dams promoted algae blooms, which died. The dead algae decayed and “cooked” in the Texas sun, creating a decayed algae tea. The molecules providing the unique rank flavor were too small to be filtered out by conventional water treatment.

    Yes, they are making a mess of things, that’s for sure.

    According to a cookbook on pickling that my mother-in-law owned, at the time of its publication (in the 1950s) Palestine, TX’s water was cited for its clarity and general excellence. This was, of course, pre-beaver, which apparently made a comeback in the 1980s.

    Oh, you mean the water was intended for pickling?  That’s why the clarity was such a big deal.  My first reaction in reading this part of your comment was, “Pickled beaver?  Ugh.”

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  20. She Member
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    Hang On (View Comment):

    Am I the only one who likes beavers and think they’re awesome? And what they do is awesome.

    It wasn’t the beavers who were causing the pollution in the impoundment causing the algal blooms. Probably agricultural runoff from concentrated animal feeding operations, but it might be something else. There are lots of solutions for that, but the beavers were not the cause of the pollution. Even without the impoundment, the pollution would have still been occurring and it would have just continued down stream and would probably cause algal blooms in the bay where the river would empty into the Gulf.

    Yes, beavers cut down trees. So what? They don’t clear cut and trees grow back.

    The proximate cause of the problem down our way is the coal mine, which has caused subsidence at the end of the road where the stream is, and turned it into a slow-moving, swampy mess.  (Consol claims they’ll fix it later this year or early next, and so far, they’ve actually been pretty good about stuff like that).  But these beavers have found their way down what’s become a wider, more sluggish waterway than usual, from another place several miles upstream.

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  21. Hang On Member
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    Stad (View Comment):

    Hang On (View Comment):
    Yes, beavers cut down trees. So what? They don’t clear cut and trees grow back.

    The trees they kill don’t grow back, and the swamp is slowly getting filled in as they add to the dam. Any tree that starts to grow back is subsequently gnawed down, as the beavers are constantly expanding the size of their dam.

    So in a way, they are clear-cutting.

    At least they beavers have the good sense not to start having lots of regulations about wetlands.

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  22. Whistle Pig Member
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    Hang On (View Comment):

    Am I the only one who likes beavers and think they’re awesome? And what they do is awesome.

    It wasn’t the beavers who were causing the pollution in the impoundment causing the algal blooms. Probably agricultural runoff from concentrated animal feeding operations, but it might be something else. There are lots of solutions for that, but the beavers were not the cause of the pollution. Even without the impoundment, the pollution would have still been occurring and it would have just continued down stream and would probably cause algal blooms in the bay where the river would empty into the Gulf.

    Yes, beavers cut down trees. So what? They don’t clear cut and trees grow back.

    I’m with you.  I also think beavers are cool – one of the few animals that actively changes its habitat to create one more suitable for itself.  Humans, of course, are at the top of that pile. 

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  23. Whistle Pig Member
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    Seawriter (View Comment):

    Would Mr. She look stylish in a beaver hat? This might be an opportunity.

    Palestine, TX had the foulest tasting water in the US thanks to beavers. The impounded water in their dams promoted algae blooms, which died. The dead algae decayed and “cooked” in the Texas sun, creating a decayed algae tea. The molecules providing the unique rank flavor were too small to be filtered out by conventional water treatment.

    According to a cookbook on pickling that my mother-in-law owned, at the time of its publication (in the 1950s) Palestine, TX’s water was cited for its clarity and general excellence. This was, of course, pre-beaver, which apparently made a comeback in the 1980s.

    I think the beavers are getting a bum rap here – I suspect the FBI and or the Clinton campaign.

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  24. Whistle Pig Member
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    There was a funny exchange of letters in the 90s that went viral.  According to this guy, who claims to have been Director of Michigan DEQ at the time, the story is legit and the following are the actual letters.

     

    Original note from the MDEQ

    JOHN ENGLER, Governor
    DEPARTMENT OF ENVIRONMENTAL QUALITY
    HOLLISTER BUILDING, PO BOX 30473, LANSING MI 48909-7973
    INTERNET: http://www.deq.state.mi.us
    RUSSELL J. HARDING, Director

    December 17, 1997

    CERTIFIED

    Mr. Ryan DeVries
    2088 Dagget
    Pierson, MI 49339

    Dear Mr. DeVries:

    SUBJECT: DEQ File No. 97-59-0023-1 T11N, R10W, Sec. 20, Montcalm County

    It has come to the attention of the Department of Environmental Quality that there has been recent unauthorized activity on the above referenced parcel of property.  You have been certified as the legal landowner and/or contractor who did the following unauthorized activity: Construction and maintenance of two wood debris dams across the outlet stream of Spring Pond.

    A permit must be issued prior to the start of this type of activity. A review of the Department’s files show that no permits have been issued. Therefore, the Department has determined that this activity is in violation of Part 301, Inland Lakes and Streams, of the Natural Resource and Environmental Protection Act, Act 451 of the Public Acts of 1994, being sections 324.30101 to 324.30113 of the Michigan Compiled Laws annotated.

    The Department has been informed that one or both of the dams partially failed during a recent rain event, causing debris dams and flooding at downstream locations.  We find that dams of this nature are inherently hazardous and cannot be permitted. The Department therefore orders you to cease and desist all unauthorized activities at this location, and to restore the stream to a free-flow condition by removing all wood and brush forming the dams from the strewn channel.  All restoration work shall be completed no later than January 31, 1998.  Please notify this office when the restoration has been completed so that a follow-up site inspection may be scheduled by our staff.

    Failure to comply with this request, or any further unauthorized activity on the site, may result in this case being referred for elevated enforcement action.

    We anticipate and would appreciate your full cooperation in this matter.  Please feel free to contact me at this office if you have any questions.

    Sincerely,
    David L. Price
    District Representative
    Land and Water Management Division


    Response to MDEQ

    David L. Price
    District Representative
    Land and Water Management Division
    Grand Rapids District Office
    State Office Bldg., 6th Floor
    350 Ottawa, N.W.
    Grand Rapids, MI 49503-2341

    Dear Mr. Price:

    Re: DEQ File No. 97-59-0023; T11N, R10W, Sec 20; Montcalm County

    Your certified letter dated 12/17/97 has been handed to me to respond to. You sent out a great deal of carbon copies to a lot of people, but you neglected to include their addresses.  You will, therefore, have to send them a copy of my response.

    First of all, Mr. Ryan DeVries is not the legal landowner and/or contractor at 2088 Dagget, Pierson, Michigan — I am the legal owner and a couple of beavers are in the (state unauthorized) process of constructing and maintaining two wood “debris” dams across the outlet stream of my Spring Pond.  While I did not pay for, nor authorize their dam project, I think they would be highly offended you call their skillful use of natural building materials “debris”. I would like to challenge you to attempt to emulate their dam project any dam time and/or any dam place you choose. I believe I can safely state there is no dam way you could ever match their dam skills, their dam resourcefulness, their dam ingenuity, their dam persistence, their dam determination and/or their dam work ethic.

    As to your dam request the beavers first must fill out a dam permit prior to the start of this type of dam activity, my first dam question to you is: are you trying to discriminate against my Spring Pond Beavers or do you require all dam beavers throughout this state to conform to said dam request? 

    If you are not discriminating against these particular beavers, please send me completed copies of all those other applicable beaver dam permits. Perhaps we will see if there really is a dam violation of Part 301, Inland Lakes and Streams, of the Natural Resource and Environmental Protection Act, Act 451 of the Public Acts of 1994, being sections 324.30101 to 324.30113 of the Michigan Compiled Laws Annotated. 

    My first concern is — aren’t the dam beavers entitled to dam legal representation?  The Spring Pond Beavers are financially destitute and are unable to pay for said dam representation — so the state will have to provide them with a dam lawyer.

    The Department’s dam concern that either one or both of the dams failed during a recent rain event causing dam flooding is proof we should leave the dam Spring Pond Beavers alone rather than harassing them and calling them dam names. If you want the dam stream “restored” to a dam free-flow condition — contact the dam beavers. But if you are going to arrest them (they obviously did not pay any dam attention to your dam letter — being unable to read English) — be sure you read them their dam Miranda first. 

    As for me, I am not going to cause more dam flooding or dam debris jams by interfering with these dam builders. If you want to hurt these dam beavers — be aware I am sending a copy of your dam letter and this response to PETA. If your dam Department seriously finds all dams of this nature inherently hazardous and truly will not permit their existence in this dam state, then I seriously hope you are not selectively enforcing this dam policy or once again both I and the Spring Pond Beavers will scream prejudice!

    In my humble opinion, the Spring Pond Beavers have a right to build their dam unauthorized dams as long as the sky is blue, the grass is green and water flows downstream. They have more dam right than I to live and enjoy Spring Pond. So, as far as I and the beavers are concerned, this dam case can be referred for more dam elevated enforcement action now. Why wait until 1/31/98?  The Spring Pond Beavers may be under the dam ice then, and there will be no dam way for you or your dam staff to contact/harass them then.

    In conclusion, I would like to bring to your attention a real environmental quality (health) problem; bears are actually defecating in our woods. I definitely believe you should be persecuting the defecating bears and leave the dam beavers alone.

    If you are going to investigate the beaver dam, watch your step! The bears are not careful where they dump!

    Being unable to comply with your dam request, and being unable to contact you on your dam answering machine, I am sending this response to your dam office.

    Sincerely,
    Stephen L. Tvedten
    xc: PETA

    The really interesting thing about the exchange, is if the landowner had complied and removed the dam, he could have gotten in serious trouble.

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  25. PHCheese Inactive
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    Stad (View Comment):

    She (View Comment):
    Whatever’s going on, I blame global warming.

    And Trump!

    And the Russians.

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