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18-year-old Skylar Fontaine of New Orleans is in love with a Marine. (C’mon. Who isn’t?) Her boyfriend, Gage Moak, was a year ahead of her in high school, so her date for her Senior Prom was 1,900 miles away at his MOS school the night of the big dance. Not only would she have to go stag but she would be deprived of all the traditional prom night photos.

Enter Clay Moak, Jr., Gage’s little brother. And I mean little brother. The younger Moak, who is just 2, was called upon to “stand in” for his bro during pre-dance festivities. (He did not attend the dance since that would have meant staying up waaaaay past his bedtime.)

Skylar posted the photos to her Facebook page and it didn’t take long for them to go viral. Now she’s got two handsome men in Dress Blues. How does she choose?

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  1. Sandy Member

    For a split second there I feared that the ending would involve the Marines sending Gage home for prom night. What a silly thought! The real ending is fine—for a change. Beautiful girl, too. Thanks, EJ.

    • #1
    • March 26, 2018, at 3:04 PM PDT
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  2. Percival Thatcher
    Percival Joined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    Gunnery Sergeant already? Go Clay Go!

    • #2
    • March 26, 2018, at 3:10 PM PDT
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  3. Mountie Coolidge

    Gunny Gage. Kinda rolls off the tongue. I like it. 

    • #3
    • March 26, 2018, at 3:26 PM PDT
    • 6 likes
  4. Susan Quinn Contributor

    It says so many good things! Bro to the rescue! And he’s really cute, too! Will she have to dance on her knees or hold him in her arms? Just love this story!

    • #4
    • March 26, 2018, at 3:33 PM PDT
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  5. Misthiocracy got drunk and Member
    Misthiocracy got drunk and Joined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    I really feel sorry for Royal Military College cadets:

    Those uniforms simply don’t have quite the same effect.

    • #5
    • March 26, 2018, at 3:40 PM PDT
    • 4 likes
  6. EJHill Podcaster
    EJHill Joined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    Misthiocracy, Joke Pending: Those uniforms simply don’t have quite the same effect.

    Callll for Phillip Morrrrrrrris!

    (If you don’t get that joke, I’m too old. Wait, that’s not what I meant…)

    • #6
    • March 26, 2018, at 3:43 PM PDT
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  7. Judge Mental Member

    EJHill (View Comment):

    Misthiocracy, Joke Pending: Those uniforms simply don’t have quite the same effect.

    Callll for Phillip Morrrrrrrris!

    (If you don’t get that joke, I’m too old. Wait, that’s not what I meant…)

    “Take Mr. Hill’s bags up to Room 1203.”

    Or, there should be an organ grinder just out of frame.

    • #7
    • March 26, 2018, at 3:46 PM PDT
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  8. Misthiocracy got drunk and Member
    Misthiocracy got drunk and Joined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    The French cadets have it a little better:

    • #8
    • March 26, 2018, at 3:52 PM PDT
    • 4 likes
  9. EJHill Podcaster
    EJHill Joined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    Misthiocracy, Joke Pending: The French cadets have it a little better:

    Uh, no.

    Looks like the hats came from the Queen Mother’s garage sale.

    • #9
    • March 26, 2018, at 3:55 PM PDT
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  10. Misthiocracy got drunk and Member
    Misthiocracy got drunk and Joined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    Aw man, even the Australians have better cadet uniforms…

    • #10
    • March 26, 2018, at 4:01 PM PDT
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  11. Bethany Mandel Editor

    gawd this is cute

    • #11
    • March 26, 2018, at 4:12 PM PDT
    • 2 likes
  12. Misthiocracy got drunk and Member
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    Surely Britain still makes its cadets wear silly uniforms!

    Dang it!

    • #12
    • March 26, 2018, at 4:12 PM PDT
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  13. Dr. Bastiat Member

    The world is a beautiful place.

    • #13
    • March 26, 2018, at 4:39 PM PDT
    • 4 likes
  14. Nanda Panjandrum Inactive

    OohRahLAHLAH, Devil Dog Gage and Devil-Pup Clay! Semper Fi, both of you: Outstandingly awesome! 

    • #14
    • March 26, 2018, at 4:45 PM PDT
    • 3 likes
  15. Mountie Coolidge

    My nephew just finished Knob year at the Citidal. They have the best uniforms

     

    • #15
    • March 26, 2018, at 5:33 PM PDT
    • 8 likes
  16. EJHill Podcaster
    EJHill Joined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    Teal?

    • #16
    • March 26, 2018, at 5:37 PM PDT
    • 3 likes
  17. Nanda Panjandrum Inactive

    Mountie (View Comment):

    My nephew just finished Knob year at the Citidal. They have the best uniforms

     

    Looking good, he is, @mountie!

    • #17
    • March 26, 2018, at 5:38 PM PDT
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  18. Mountie Coolidge

    EJHill (View Comment):

    Teal?

    Well….. yeah….. 

    • #18
    • March 26, 2018, at 5:58 PM PDT
    • 5 likes
  19. Manny Member

    Great story, but where did they get the uniform for the two year old?

    • #19
    • March 27, 2018, at 5:39 AM PDT
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  20. J Ro Member

    Mountie (View Comment):

    EJHill (View Comment):

    Teal?

    Well….. yeah…..

    THAT color, gentlemen, is officially known as Citadel Blue. Spelled CI! TA! D! E! L!

    • #20
    • March 27, 2018, at 6:03 AM PDT
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  21. Nanda Panjandrum Inactive

    Manny (View Comment):

    Great story, but where did they get the uniform for the two year old?

    Right here, @manny… :-)

    • #21
    • March 27, 2018, at 9:13 AM PDT
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  22. Sisyphus Coolidge
    Sisyphus Joined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    It takes real warriors to wear some of those get ups.

    • #22
    • March 27, 2018, at 12:59 PM PDT
    • 1 like
  23. Boss Mongo Member

    Outstanding. Thanks, EJ.

    • #23
    • April 19, 2018, at 10:07 AM PDT
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