Contributor Post Created with Sketch. Obamas Unveil Official Paintings at National Portrait Gallery

 

Barack and Michelle Obama were on hand at the National Portrait Gallery Monday morning to unveil their official portraits. And, um, here they are:

No, this is not The Onion, but the actual portraits. Barack Obama, apparently being consumed by a hedge, was painted by Kehinde Wiley. Michelle Obama, in the style of a 10th grader in 1984, was painted by Amy Sherald.

What do you think of this … art?

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  1. Guruforhire Member

    His wouldn’t suck if there was ground under his feat.

    • #31
    • February 12, 2018, at 9:21 AM PST
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  2. Miffed White Male Member
    Miffed White MaleJoined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    It’s paradoxical. If the intent of portraiture is to capture the truth of the individual, then these are very good portraits. They’re very bad portraits, but they’re of very bad people. Therefore, they succeeded, which makes them good portraits.

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    • February 12, 2018, at 9:30 AM PST
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  3. Hugh Member

    Hope they kept the receipt.

    • #33
    • February 12, 2018, at 9:30 AM PST
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  4. Western Chauvinist Member
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    Hugh (View Comment):
    Hope they kept the receipt.

    Pretty sure we paid for those.

    • #34
    • February 12, 2018, at 9:31 AM PST
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  5. Stad Coolidge

    Jon Gabriel, Ed.: What do you think of this … art?

    Besides being weird, Michelle’s painting doesn’t look anything like her. As for Barack, the concept of sitting in the middle of what looks like ivy is almost as weird, but at least you can tell it’s him.

    Two thumbs down for each painting.

    • #35
    • February 12, 2018, at 9:39 AM PST
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  6. A-Squared Coolidge

    Given the result, I was somewhat curious is the Obama’s actually had any input into the pictures. Apparently, they had some input.

    But [Obama] said he rejected Wiley’s ideas that involved him, for instance, riding a horse.

    ” ‘I’ve got enough political problems without you making me look like Napoleon,’ ” he remembered telling Wiley. ” ‘You’ve got to bring it down a touch.’ And that’s what he did.”

    How ironic that Obama went straight to Napoleon at the suggestion of being on a horse. That definitely says more about Obama than the painter.

    • #36
    • February 12, 2018, at 9:45 AM PST
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  7. George Townsend Inactive

    Jon Gabriel, Ed.: What do you think of this … art?

    To answer your basic question, Jon: Not much.

    • #37
    • February 12, 2018, at 10:03 AM PST
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  8. Matt Bartle Member
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    More of their work:

    https://www.google.com/search?q=Kehinde+Wiley&source=lnms&tbm=isch

    https://www.google.com/search?q=Amy+Sherald&source=lnms&tbm=isch

    The way these pictures turned out can’t be too much of a surprise to anyone who’s looked at their oeuvres.

    Apparently neither has ever painted a person looking happy.

    • #38
    • February 12, 2018, at 10:04 AM PST
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  9. thelonious Member

    Couldn’t Barack be portrayed in a more masculine setting? The other painting doesn’t even look like Michelle.

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    • February 12, 2018, at 10:04 AM PST
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  10. Paul Dougherty Member

    Sublime, breathtaking, groundbreaking and truth told in oil on canvas.

    (I’ll try to make time to visit the rest of you in the camps,…haters!)

    • #40
    • February 12, 2018, at 10:07 AM PST
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  11. Seawriter Contributor

    thelonious (View Comment):
    Couldn’t Barack be portrayed in a more masculine setting?

    Of course not. We are talking Barack Obama, mom-jeans man. But at least he put Bush behind him.

    thelonious (View Comment):
    The other painting doesn’t even look like Michelle.

    It’s her spirit image. It is what she sees herself as.

    • #41
    • February 12, 2018, at 10:07 AM PST
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  12. Tim H. Member

    She (View Comment):
    Glory be. Worthy subjects for such talentless paintings.

    I keep staring at the picture of him, waiting for the “3-D Magic Eye” image to appear. Wonder what it’s going to be.

    She looks as if she’s wearing a tent sewn together from old distress signal and semaphore flags.

    Something was bugging me about Barak’s portrait, and I finally figured it out: There’s no perspective. The leaves are the same size, regardless of whether they’re in front of the chair or behind it. It gives the painting a flat look, even though the chair has some perspective.

    • #42
    • February 12, 2018, at 10:12 AM PST
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  13. SkipSul Coolidge
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    Seawriter (View Comment):
    It’s her spirit image. It is what she sees herself as.

    A 10th grade prom queen posing for a 9th grade drawing class?

    • #43
    • February 12, 2018, at 10:21 AM PST
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  14. Scott Wilmot Member

    Bronco’s portrait looks like a few of the paintings we collected when we lived in Indonesia – the background is very Balinese. Sort of goofy for a Presidential portrait but he probably ate a few of those special Balinese mushroom omelettes when he lived there and this is how he imagines himself in his flashbacks. And it’s how I imagine him too: without substance, just like his Presidency.

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    • February 12, 2018, at 10:24 AM PST
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  15. TBA Coolidge

    This is Michelle’s finished portrait.

    • #45
    • February 12, 2018, at 10:37 AM PST
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  16. Antisocial-Introvert Member

    They kind of remind me of the drawings kids would send in to Highlights magazine. (Portraits of Goofus and Gallant?)

    • #46
    • February 12, 2018, at 10:38 AM PST
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  17. Dennis A. Garcia (formerly Gai… Member

    These are actually good. The problem with modern artists isn’t that they’re bad it’s that they don’t reverence anything and so draw garbage because that’s how they see the world. Except, modern liberals worship the Obamas. this is the equivalent of asking a renaissance artist to paint the crucifixion.

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    • February 12, 2018, at 10:40 AM PST
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  18. Umbra Fractus Inactive
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    Stad (View Comment):
    Besides being weird, Michelle’s painting doesn’t look anything like her. As for Barack, the concept of sitting in the middle of what looks like ivy is almost as weird, but at least you can tell it’s him.

    Ivy is very important to his life story. Remember in 2008 when we asked, “What has he done to deserve being President?” and all the Left could come up with was, “He went to Harvard?”

    As for the paintings themselves; they both look like the work of painters (and probably subjects) who are more interested in being “original” than in producing good work, which is the curse of all (small m) modern art. In that sense they perfectly capture the zeitgeist of the coalition that put him in the White House in the first place.

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    • February 12, 2018, at 10:50 AM PST
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  19. Miffed White Male Member
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    Umbra Fractus (View Comment):

    As for the paintings themselves; they both look like the work of painters (and probably subjects) who are more interested in being “original” than in producing good work, which is the curse of all (small m) modern art. In that sense they perfectly capture the zeitgeist of the coalition that put him in the White House in the first place.

    To me, they both really have the look of Public High School Senior Class Art Exhibit projects.

    • #49
    • February 12, 2018, at 10:52 AM PST
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  20. Doug Watt Moderator

    What, no polar bears, no solar panels, no nuns being turned out of their homes for the elderly poor, no mule trains carrying firearms into Mexico crossing the Arizona border. So much legacy, so little canvas.

    • #50
    • February 12, 2018, at 10:52 AM PST
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  21. TBA Coolidge

    Gaius (View Comment):
    These are actually good. The problem with modern artists isn’t that they’re bad it’s that they don’t reverence anything and so draw garbage because that’s how they see the world. Except, modern liberals worship the Obamas. this is the equivalent of asking a renaissance artist to paint the crucifixion.

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    • February 12, 2018, at 10:55 AM PST
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  22. Manny Member

    DocJay (View Comment):
    Well I cannot wait to see Barry and Scary in their new Chicago digs.

    He’s in a marijuana forest.

    That was exactly what I thought! LOL.

    • #52
    • February 12, 2018, at 10:56 AM PST
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  23. Umbra Fractus Inactive
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    TBA (View Comment):

    Gaius (View Comment):
    These are actually good. The problem with modern artists isn’t that they’re bad it’s that they don’t reverence anything and so draw garbage because that’s how they see the world. Except, modern liberals worship the Obamas. this is the equivalent of asking a renaissance artist to paint the crucifixion.

    [Why Michelangelo didn’t paint The Last Supper]

    A “bloody photographer” would have been better in this case.

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    • February 12, 2018, at 10:59 AM PST
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  24. Kevin Creighton Contributor

    TBA (View Comment):
    This is Michelle’s finished portrait.

    What a horrible thing to do to Klimt!

    • #54
    • February 12, 2018, at 11:15 AM PST
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  25. Kevin Creighton Contributor

    The NY Times explained to we plebes that the portraits are meant to express more than just what the Obamas look like (because that would be too ‘normal’) but rather express the vision and the purpose of their time in the White House.

    So to recap, the Obama portrait appeals to the elites among us, and no one else.

    Just like his Presidency did.

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    • February 12, 2018, at 11:17 AM PST
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  26. Seawriter Contributor

    Kevin Creighton (View Comment):
    So to recap, the Obama portrait appeals to the elites among us, and no one else.

    They appeal to me, too. That’s because I believe them hilarious – a more perfect representation of this pair of grifters I cannot imagine.

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    • February 12, 2018, at 11:21 AM PST
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  27. Larry3435 Member

    I thought this was the official portrait:

    Although, frankly, I prefer this one:

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    • February 12, 2018, at 11:37 AM PST
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  28. Matt Bartle Member
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    I think JibJab did it better:

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    • February 12, 2018, at 11:41 AM PST
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  29. thelonious Member

    Kevin Creighton (View Comment):
    The NY Times explained to we plebes that the portraits are meant to express more than just what the Obamas look like (because that would be too ‘normal’) but rather express the vision and the purpose of their time in the White House.

    So to recap, the Obama portrait appeals to the elites among us, and no one else.

    Just like his Presidency did.

    I guess I can appreciate the modesty. I would have thought Barack would have been portrayed parting the red sea like Charlton Heston. But he was never able to stop the oceans from rising. Sort of one of his many failures.

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    • February 12, 2018, at 12:02 PM PST
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  30. Lois Lane Coolidge

    I say whatever floats their boat, though I also wondered if that was the first time they had seen the paintings… during the “unveil.”

    I don’t really mind the garden wall, though it will look out of place next to more traditional styles of portraiture. I dislike Michelle’s portrait because I really would not recognize her. At all.

    I don’t know a lot about art, but I think Hans Holbein was going for heroic “spirit animals,” too, when he captured the Tudor Court. He surely painted Henry VIII in the best possible light so as not to lose his head. However, by all accounts, the images still resembled their subjects, yes? Even if forever young and virile.

    I don’t think it sends a great message to young girls when the painting itself looks like it’s… I don’t know… abstractly airbrushed?

    Even if I’m not a huge fan, I do think the former first lady is an attractive woman without purposely rearranging her face.

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    • February 12, 2018, at 12:09 PM PST
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