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Kimmy Kimmel’s big “get” for the State of the Union, porn star Stormy Daniels, has issued a statement that she denies having had an affair with Donald Trump, not because she was paid, but because it didn’t happen.

Gee, what the hell are they going to talk about now?

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  1. Lash LaRoche Inactive

    • #1
    • January 30, 2018, at 2:38 PM PST
    • 19 likes
  2. Hoyacon Member

    Well, it’s an “Official Statement.” So that’s the end of it.

    • #2
    • January 30, 2018, at 2:41 PM PST
    • 6 likes
  3. Bryan G. Stephens Thatcher
    Bryan G. StephensJoined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    But people on Ricochet and with Conservatism Inc said it happened.

    • #3
    • January 30, 2018, at 2:44 PM PST
    • 11 likes
  4. DrewInWisconsin, Man of Consta… Coolidge

    Welp! There goes the whole basis for this contentious thread.

    • #4
    • January 30, 2018, at 2:45 PM PST
    • 16 likes
  5. Hoyacon Member

    DrewInWisconsin (View Comment):
    Welp! There goes the whole basis for this contentious thread.

    Not sure. This guy I know told me about a movie in which Stormy lied to her husband about 16 affairs. I don’t think that she’s very trustworthy.

    • #5
    • January 30, 2018, at 2:50 PM PST
    • 12 likes
  6. J.D. Snapp Coolidge

    I’m sure they’ll come up with something else. :eyeroll:

    • #6
    • January 30, 2018, at 2:53 PM PST
    • 14 likes
  7. KentForrester Moderator

    I don’t care if it happened or not. It happened in my feverish imagination, and that’s what counts.

    Kent

    • #7
    • January 30, 2018, at 2:54 PM PST
    • 18 likes
  8. rico Inactive

    EJHill: Gee, what the hell are they going to talk about now?

    Well, obviously, we’ll hear CNN and MSNBC speculating about a re-up on the hush money.

    • #8
    • January 30, 2018, at 2:55 PM PST
    • 5 likes
  9. Jager Coolidge
    JagerJoined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    DrewInWisconsin (View Comment):
    Welp! There goes the whole basis for this contentious thread.

    Whelp I guess we need a new thread. “Why are you OK with making up junk about the President to score political points?” Isn’t this type of thing against our Principles.

    • #9
    • January 30, 2018, at 2:56 PM PST
    • 14 likes
  10. DrewInWisconsin, Man of Consta… Coolidge

    Jager (View Comment):

    DrewInWisconsin (View Comment):
    Welp! There goes the whole basis for this contentious thread.

    Whelp I guess we need a new thread. “Why are you OK with making up junk about the President to score political points?” Isn’t this type of thing against our Principles.

    I double-dog dare you!

    • #10
    • January 30, 2018, at 2:58 PM PST
    • 9 likes
  11. Randy Webster Member

    DrewInWisconsin (View Comment):
    Welp! There goes the whole basis for this contentious thread.

    Too bad, too. 251 comments wasted.

    • #11
    • January 30, 2018, at 2:58 PM PST
    • 11 likes
  12. DrewInWisconsin, Man of Consta… Coolidge

    Randy Webster (View Comment):

    DrewInWisconsin (View Comment):
    Welp! There goes the whole basis for this contentious thread.

    Too bad, too. 251 comments wasted.

    All those pixels gave their lives for nothin’!

    • #12
    • January 30, 2018, at 3:00 PM PST
    • 12 likes
  13. Columbo Member

    DrewInWisconsin (View Comment):
    Welp! There goes the whole basis for this contentious thread.

    Any Port In A Stormy Contributor Star …

    • #13
    • January 30, 2018, at 3:09 PM PST
    • 5 likes
  14. Western Chauvinist Member
    Western ChauvinistJoined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    DrewInWisconsin (View Comment):
    Welp! There goes the whole basis for this contentious thread.

    But, but, but, Melania had a baby at home!! Why are you okay with this?

    • #14
    • January 30, 2018, at 3:31 PM PST
    • 8 likes
  15. Jager Coolidge
    JagerJoined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    Don’t worry, that Micheal Wolff guy insinuated that Trump was sleeping with Nikki Hailey. So we still have a sex scandal to discuss.

    Oh wait everyone is denying that too. Gotta start making up more outrageous lies.

    • #15
    • January 30, 2018, at 3:36 PM PST
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  16. Western Chauvinist Member
    Western ChauvinistJoined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    Jager (View Comment):
    Don’t worry, that Micheal Wolff guy insinuated that Trump was sleeping with Nikki Hailey. So we still have a sex scandal to discuss.

    Oh wait everyone is denying that too. Gotta start making up more outrageous lies.

    Like I needed anymore reasons to hate the Left!

    • #16
    • January 30, 2018, at 3:37 PM PST
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  17. PHCheese Member

    Trump owes his wife a trip to Davos?

    • #17
    • January 30, 2018, at 3:41 PM PST
    • 4 likes
  18. EJHill Podcaster
    EJHillJoined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    Now, we are getting reports that the signature on this statement doesn’t match the one on her last statement. (Both essentially say the same thing, for whatever that’s worth.)

    Gentlemen, get out your porn autograph collection and settle this!

    • #18
    • January 30, 2018, at 3:46 PM PST
    • 9 likes
  19. Jager Coolidge
    JagerJoined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    EJHill (View Comment):
    Now, we are getting reports that the signature on this statement doesn’t match the one on her last statement. (Both essentially say the same thing, for whatever that’s worth.)

    Gentlemen, get out your porn autograph collection and settle this!

    Yeah and Nikki Hailey says she has only been on Air Force one like one time and there were lots of witnesses to her not sleeping with Trump.

    When will these cover ups end?

    • #19
    • January 30, 2018, at 3:53 PM PST
    • 8 likes
  20. Eustace C. Scrubb Member

    Which is a bigger scandal? Trump not having an affair with Daniels or Trump not firing Mueller? Which is the more impeachable offense?

    • #20
    • January 30, 2018, at 3:56 PM PST
    • 7 likes
  21. KentForrester Moderator

    Historical note: When I was a young man, me and few friends from the bowling alley used to drive to downtown LA to a burlesque house and watch the famous red-haired “queen of burlesque,” Tempest Storm, “dance.”

    For some reason or another, the burlesque house showed Three Stooges short movies at the break. I didn’t think they were very funny. Perhaps the house showed them to cool us all down. I didn’t need cooling down, because I never thought classic burlesque was very sexy.

    Neither were the “Tijuana Bibles” that were a staple of kid pornography in LA. at that time. Anyone out there old enough to remember Tijuana Bibles?

    Perhaps “Stormy” Daniels took her name from Tempest Storm.

    Kent

    • #21
    • January 30, 2018, at 3:56 PM PST
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  22. CarolJoy, Thread Hijacker Coolidge

    Well, ya never know. Maybe Trump had thought about having an affair with a porn star. Or maybe the porn star thought about having an affair with him.

    I mean, isn’t thinking about an affair almost the same as having one? Which is probably why my husband frowns on me watching all those old Cary Grant movies.

    • #22
    • January 30, 2018, at 4:00 PM PST
    • 13 likes
  23. livingtheLoneStarlife Inactive

    What was $130,000 supposed to buy?

    • #23
    • January 30, 2018, at 4:02 PM PST
    • 4 likes
  24. livingtheLoneStarlife Inactive

    J.D. Snapp, Possum Aficionado (View Comment):
    I’m sure they’ll come up with something else. :eyeroll:

    Something will be said tonight that keep the nattering nabobs busy for at least a week.

    • #24
    • January 30, 2018, at 4:04 PM PST
    • 5 likes
  25. EJHill Podcaster
    EJHillJoined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    KentForrester: I didn’t need cooling down, because I never thought classic burlesque was very sexy.

    ”Classic” burlesque? One time it was just the lowest level of vaudeville. When vaudeville gave way to radio in the 1930s burlesque they added the more risqué elements.

    • #25
    • January 30, 2018, at 4:31 PM PST
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  26. Basil Fawlty Member
    Basil FawltyJoined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    KentForrester (View Comment):
    Neither were the “Tijuana Bibles” that were a staple of kid pornography in LA. at that time. Anyone out there old enough to remember Tijuana Bibles?

    You may wish to rephrase this.

    • #26
    • January 30, 2018, at 4:32 PM PST
    • 3 likes
  27. Basil Fawlty Member
    Basil FawltyJoined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    EJHill (View Comment):
    Now, we are getting reports that the signature on this statement doesn’t match the one on her last statement. (Both essentially say the same thing, for whatever that’s worth.)

    Gentlemen, get out your porn autograph collection and settle this!

    She should have signed it before a notary pubic.

    • #27
    • January 30, 2018, at 4:37 PM PST
    • 6 likes
  28. Umbra Fractus Coolidge
    Umbra FractusJoined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member
    1. I never believed this one because I didn’t believe the part about Trump wanting to cover it up.
    2. We’ve been talking about this for how long, and nobody bothered to ask Ms. Daniels until now?!
    • #28
    • January 30, 2018, at 4:50 PM PST
    • 6 likes
  29. Bishop Wash Member

    Basil Fawlty (View Comment):

    KentForrester (View Comment):
    Neither were the “Tijuana Bibles” that were a staple of kid pornography in LA. at that time. Anyone out there old enough to remember Tijuana Bibles?

    You may wish to rephrase this.

    Kind of related xkcd.

    • #29
    • January 30, 2018, at 4:53 PM PST
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  30. KentForrester Moderator

    Basil Fawlty (View Comment):

    KentForrester (View Comment):
    Neither were the “Tijuana Bibles” that were a staple of kid pornography in LA. at that time. Anyone out there old enough to remember Tijuana Bibles?

    You may wish to rephrase this.

    ————

    Mr. Faulty, why?

    Kent

    • #30
    • January 30, 2018, at 4:57 PM PST
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