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You crack me up.
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This alone made it worth reading through until the end.
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Right. CUD completely made his point with his opening statement:
Pandas: the idiot sibling of the bear family.
Think we could get them to ignore the pandas altogether and just hunt Furries?
I love this. To top it off, Giant Pandas only have one oestrus cycle per year, giving only 24-72 hours in which to conceive.
If there was ever an animal deserving of extinction, it was this one. But sooooo cute!
Almost seems like God’s plan.
My husband has been saying this about whales for years. “Good grief, they consume thousands of pounds of fish every day. Maybe they were supposed be extinct by now!” :)
Pandas have attacked humans, by the way. Be careful what you wish for, @cudouglas. An aroused panda population might come knocking on your door.
Good safety tip.
Are male pandas really that disinterested? I had no idea.
I took this photo of my son and granddaughter out on a snowy walk. She reminded me of a panda.
Edited: Actually, maybe more like a koala.
Totally.
Let’em die.
The Pandas have evolved the ultimate evolutionary trait, which is to be found cute by humans. We will no move Heaven and Earth to guarantee their survival. If they do not eat we will feed them, if they do not breed we will artificially inseminate them. From now until the end of time the fact that when you look at them your mind goes “awww isn’t it cute?” means we put our own survival at risk for them. We truly are the best species because we are the only species capable and willing to care for other species.
They are just so darn cute…how can you say no to a face like that. I pity the ugly animals.
She refuses to eat anything but plants that her body is incapable of digesting?
What’s all this “we” business? Pandas are China’s problem.
Like kids and chicken fingers, or mac ‘n’ cheese?
They stink, too…
How do we know Pandas can’t read. Have they ever been tested? Maybe some Panda erotica would get them in the mood to procreate. Just sayin..
He didn’t say they can’t read. He said they don’t. And there was one very famous panda who did procreate.
They do that now (no kidding). But it’s film, not print.
We’ve tried stuff like that for pandas …
Need more Pan Pan.
Actually, I think they need more snu snu.
But not death by snu snu.
From my understanding the genre of erotica is written. Maybe pandas need their porn in a more abstract written form to get them in the mood.
With that. My commentary has reached a new low.
No, it’s not the medium. The difference is that in erotica the sex has a major impact on the plot, and in porn the plot has a minor impact on the sex.