Recommended by Ricochet Members Created with Sketch. An Open Letter to Snow

 

Dear Snow,

You know I love you. While you weren’t around as much when I was a kid, I still loved you even then. Now, when you’re around more than I ever dreamed of, I’m content. Every morning, when I wake up and see you covering the trees, and the houses, making this area look like a Christmas town, it fills me with joy. Even the terrible drivers, who suddenly forget how to drive as soon as you make an appearance, don’t phase me because you put me in such a cheerful mood. I love how you blanket the world. I love the silence you bring. I love that crunchy sound you make when I walk on you. I love when your flakes get stuck in my hair.

That is until I have to shovel you off my sidewalk and driveway.

Don’t get me wrong, Snow. I know that you can’t help where you fall. But is there any way we could work it out to where you fall all on my lawn instead of my sidewalks and driveway?

Please consider it and thanks in advance!

Love Always,

J

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  1. Randy Webster Member

    You could always move back to Arkansas.

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    • January 6, 2018, at 11:42 PM PST
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  2. Judge Mental Member

    We’ve only had about three inches worth in my neighborhood so far this year, but it’s all still there as cold as it’s been. I’m hoping it will melt off my driveway on Monday.

    • #2
    • January 6, 2018, at 11:43 PM PST
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  3. J.D. Snapp Coolidge
    J.D. Snapp

    Randy Webster (View Comment):
    You could always move back to Arkansas.

    Yeah but I don’t have miserably muggy summers, mosquitoes the size of Buicks, or chiggers up here!

    • #3
    • January 6, 2018, at 11:44 PM PST
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  4. J.D. Snapp Coolidge
    J.D. Snapp

    Judge Mental (View Comment):
    We’ve only had about three inches worth in my neighborhood so far this year, but it’s all still there as cold as it’s been. I’m hoping it will melt off my driveway on Monday.

    We got a little bit of a heat wave and my driveway mostly melted off between yesterday and today. I just get it good enough that it won’t leave a bunch of ruts when I pull in. Last year, we were lazy about the driveway and there were a number of times I almost hit his truck pulling in. I decided I didn’t want to do that in the new bimmer.

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    • January 6, 2018, at 11:45 PM PST
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  5. Randy Webster Member

    J.D. Snapp, Possum Aficionado (View Comment):

    Randy Webster (View Comment):
    You could always move back to Arkansas.

    Yeah but I don’t have miserably muggy summers, mosquitoes the size of Buicks, or chiggers up here!

    It IS a tradeoff. Thomas Sowell was right.

    • #5
    • January 6, 2018, at 11:45 PM PST
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  6. Arahant Member

    J.D. Snapp, Possum Aficionado: Don’t get me wrong, Snow. I know that you can’t help where you fall. But is there any way we could work it out to where you fall all on my lawn instead of my sidewalks and driveway?

    Heated driveway and walkways. Sure, it can be expensive, but tell @kaladin you’re worth it.


    This conversation is part of our Group Writing Series under the January theme of “An Open Letter…” If you would like to get in on the fun, we still have nine open slots. Why not head on over to our schedule and sign-up sheet right now?

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    • January 7, 2018, at 2:36 AM PST
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  7. thelonious Member

    Arahant (View Comment):

    J.D. Snapp, Possum Aficionado: Don’t get me wrong, Snow. I know that you can’t help where you fall. But is there any way we could work it out to where you fall all on my lawn instead of my sidewalks and driveway?

    Heated driveway and walkways. Sure, it can be expensive, but tell @kaladin you’re worth it.


    This conversation is part of our Group Writing Series under the January theme of “An Open Letter…” If you would like to get in on the fun, we still have nine open slots. Why not head on over to our schedule and sign-up sheet right now?

    I’ve always wondered if it would be cost efficient for cities to install heated streets. They wouldn’t have to pay for snow plows and would probably reduce traffic accidents. My theory is Big Snow Plow wouldn’t allow this to happen.

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    • January 7, 2018, at 3:53 AM PST
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  8. Arahant Member

    thelonious (View Comment):
    I’ve always wondered if it would be cost efficient for cities to install heated streets.

    Probably need an engineer to figure that up. @gldiii, do you know of any such studies? Would it depend on latitude or mean temperature?

    Of course, in some places they don’t even bother getting snowplows now, so I doubt they would spend for the heated streets.

    It looks as if there is at least one city that has done it.

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    • January 7, 2018, at 3:59 AM PST
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  9. thelonious Member

    This is like high school all over again. I haven’t done my homework on it but it looks like the smart guy in class did his so I’ll copy his answers. Once again it looks like the Dutch are ahead of us on this one. Rico engineers need to unite and solve this problem so I don’t have to white knuckle my commute to work on snowy days. Or build me a flying car. Get on the ball people.

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    • January 7, 2018, at 4:35 AM PST
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  10. Arahant Member

    thelonious (View Comment):
    Once again it looks like the Dutch are ahead of us on this one.

    Psst, Michigan, my friend. Holland, Michigan. My state is ahead of the curve.

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    • January 7, 2018, at 4:36 AM PST
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  11. Randy Webster Member

    thelonious (View Comment):
    I’ve always wondered if it would be cost efficient for cities to install heated streets. They wouldn’t have to pay for snow plows and would probably reduce traffic accidents. My theory is Big Snow Plow wouldn’t allow this to happen.

    I want to say that Klamath Falls, OR did this. It had hot springs nearby, and piped the water under the streets. I may be misremembering, though.

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    • January 7, 2018, at 4:40 AM PST
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  12. thelonious Member

    Arahant (View Comment):

    thelonious (View Comment):
    Once again it looks like the Dutch are ahead of us on this one.

    Psst, Michigan, my friend. Holland, Michigan. My state is ahead of the curve.

    Ooops and congratulations. They’ve been doing this since 1988. And here I thought I had an original idea.

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    • January 7, 2018, at 4:50 AM PST
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  13. Percival Thatcher
    Percival Joined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    Winter is a little like Justin Bieber, Facebook informed me. Sort of cute there briefly in the beginning, but eventually it’s time for it to p**s off back to Canada.

    • #13
    • January 7, 2018, at 4:52 AM PST
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  14. The Reticulator Member

    I liked northern winters until I started to drive in places where salt was put on the roads. I still like them, but not when I’m out driving on road salt.

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    • January 7, 2018, at 5:11 AM PST
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  15. blood thirsty neocon Inactive

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    • January 7, 2018, at 8:06 AM PST
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  16. EJHill Podcaster
    EJHill Joined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    When I was a kid I thought I could make a small fortune shoveling driveways until the neighborhood curmudgeon set me straight: “Kid, the guy who put there will eventually get rid of it.”

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    • January 7, 2018, at 8:41 AM PST
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  17. Chris Oler Coolidge
    Chris Oler Joined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    thelonious (View Comment):
    My theory is Big Snow Plow wouldn’t allow this to happen.

    Agh! Them again. They probably seeded the clouds.

    I do recall in the early 80’s that sand replaced salt for a while because it was cheaper. I guess Big Salt got involved…or maybe it was clogged storm drains.

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    • January 7, 2018, at 8:47 AM PST
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  18. Randy Webster Member

    Chris O. (View Comment):

    thelonious (View Comment):
    My theory is Big Snow Plow wouldn’t allow this to happen.

    Agh! Them again. They probably seeded the clouds.

    I do recall in the early 80’s that sand replaced salt for a while because it was cheaper. I guess Big Salt got involved…or maybe it was clogged storm drains.

    Salt’s hard on concrete.

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    • January 7, 2018, at 10:58 AM PST
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  19. Chris Oler Coolidge
    Chris Oler Joined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    Randy Webster (View Comment):
    Salt’s hard on concrete.

    So is the sub-tropical heat we get in the summer. That’s why we’re always working on the roads in Indiana. Sorry if you have to drive through during construction season.

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    • January 7, 2018, at 12:02 PM PST
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  20. The Reticulator Member

    Chris O. (View Comment):

    Randy Webster (View Comment):
    Salt’s hard on concrete.

    So is the sub-tropical heat we get in the summer. That’s why we’re always working on the roads in Indiana. Sorry if you have to drive through during construction season.

    This is what happened in 2009 when one of the back roads of Illinois melted all over my bicycle in 95F weather. It filled up the space between the front part of the fender and the tire, got in the rear sprocket, etc. I had to return home and spend a couple of days cleaning the tar off. The main state roads didn’t melt like that, but these were county or township roads in McLean County. Probably county roads; I’m not sure that townships have responsibility for any asphalt roads there, like they do where I live in Michigan.

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    • January 7, 2018, at 12:34 PM PST
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  21. Randy Webster Member

    When I was in high school, we lived in PG county outside DC. The beltway at that time was concrete. It got so hot that the expansion joints couldn’t take up all the expansion, and concrete blocks of paving would lift two feet in the air.

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    • January 7, 2018, at 1:11 PM PST
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  22. Chris Oler Coolidge
    Chris Oler Joined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    The Reticulator (View Comment):

    Chris O. (View Comment):

    Randy Webster (View Comment):
    Salt’s hard on concrete.

    So is the sub-tropical heat we get in the summer. That’s why we’re always working on the roads in Indiana. Sorry if you have to drive through during construction season.

    This is what happened in 2009 when one of the back roads of Illinois melted all over my bicycle in 95F weather. It filled up the space between the front part of the fender and the tire, got in the rear sprocket, etc. I had to return home and spend a couple of days cleaning the tar off. The main state roads didn’t melt like that, but these were county or township roads in McLean County. Probably county roads; I’m not sure that townships have responsibility for any asphalt roads there, like they do where I live in Michigan.

    Good grief! It’s been a while, but some roads still bear heat scars where traffic caused slight indentations in the soft asphalt.

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    • January 7, 2018, at 1:16 PM PST
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  23. Profile Photo Member

    J.D. Snapp, Possum Aficionado:Dear Snow,

    You know I love you.

    Dear Snow, I love you too. Your first appearance every year is simply enchanting, though I have to admit by May you’re getting on my nerves. Your cousin Ice, though is a b1tch, I don’t know why you always hang out with her.

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    • January 7, 2018, at 4:57 PM PST
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  24. Nick H Coolidge

    I love snow when I’m standing on top of a mountain and wearing downhill skis. (And also wearing a hat, goggles, gloves, a good coat, and ski pants. No more skiing in shorts like when I was a crazy teenager.) I like snow pretty much all the rest of the time, except when I have to see people from the South driving in it.

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    • January 7, 2018, at 5:49 PM PST
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  25. The Reticulator Member

    Whistle Pig (View Comment):

    J.D. Snapp, Possum Aficionado:Dear Snow,

    You know I love you.

    Dear Snow, I love you too. Your first appearance every year is simply enchanting, though I have to admit by May you’re getting on my nerves. Your cousin Ice, though is a b1tch, I don’t know why you always hang out with her.

    Ice is a bit on the wild side, but can be exciting for a quick fling. But their other cousin, slush, is definitely not the sort you’d take home to meet your mother.

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    • January 7, 2018, at 5:51 PM PST
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  26. Jules PA Member

    Thanks for a fun post, and comments.

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    • January 7, 2018, at 5:56 PM PST
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  27. Kay of MT Member

    J.D. Snapp, Possum Aficionado (View Comment):

    Randy Webster (View Comment):
    You could always move back to Arkansas.

    Yeah but I don’t have miserably muggy summers, mosquitoes the size of Buicks, or chiggers up here!

    You are aware that Arkansas has designated their mosquitoes as the State Bird?

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    • January 8, 2018, at 6:24 AM PST
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  28. Kay of MT Member

    http://www.dailyinterlake.com/local_news/20180104/county_plows_clear_downtown_bigfork

    Those who have been up to visit my Apt, know it overlooks the Bigfork football field with a parking lot at the Western end. This is were the snow was dumped from clearing the little town of Bigfork. It is piled all the way up to the top of the fences. Took them until about 10 pm on Sat night to finish clearing the snow.

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    • January 8, 2018, at 6:32 AM PST
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  29. J.D. Snapp Coolidge
    J.D. Snapp

    Kay of MT (View Comment):

    J.D. Snapp, Possum Aficionado (View Comment):

    Randy Webster (View Comment):
    You could always move back to Arkansas.

    Yeah but I don’t have miserably muggy summers, mosquitoes the size of Buicks, or chiggers up here!

    You are aware that Arkansas has designated their mosquitoes as the State Bird?

    Yep! I grew up in rice country, which is the worst part of the state for them with all the standing water. Our mosquitoes are MEAN! I told Terry several times leading up to the first summer he spent in Arkansas that the mosquitoes would pack him off because he has delicious Northerner blood. He said “Ohhh, they won’t be a big deal. We have mosquitoes up in Montana!” He realized quickly that mosquitoes in Arkansas are on a whole new level.

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    • January 8, 2018, at 8:46 AM PST
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  30. C. U. Douglas Thatcher
    C. U. Douglas Joined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    My plan:

    1. Live where there’s snow.
    2. Get independently wealthy.
    3. Have heated sidewalks/driveways.
    4. Laugh at people shoveling.
    • #30
    • January 8, 2018, at 9:14 AM PST
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