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For the Truth the Turkey is in Comparison a much more respectable Bird, and withal a true original Native of America . . . He is besides, though a little vain & silly, a Bird of Courage, and would not hesitate to attack a Grenadier of the British Guards who should presume to invade his Farm Yard with a red Coat on.

(from a letter to his daughter)

Chagrined a little that we have been hitherto able to produce nothing in this way of use to mankind; and the hot weather coming on, when the electrical experiments are not so agreeable, it is proposed to put an end to them for this season, somewhat humorously, in a party of pleasure on the banks of the Skuylkill. Spirits, at the same time, are to be fired by a spark sent from side to side through the river, without any other conductor than the water; an experiment which we some time since performed to the amazement of many. A turkey is to be killed for our dinner by electrical shock, and roasted by the electrical jack, before a fire kindled by the electrified bottle; when the healths of all the famous electricians in England, Holland, France, and Germany are to be drank in electrified bumpers [toasting glasses], under the discharge of guns from the electrical battery. (Quoted from here)

Happy Thanksgiving to you all, even those (@salpadula, *cough* *cough*) who will have nothing to do with making turkey today.

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  1. Percival Thatcher
    PercivalJoined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    Ben could be a real card, sometimes.

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    • November 23, 2017, at 8:49 AM PST
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  2. Midget Faded Rattlesnake Contributor

    SkipSul: He is besides, though a little vain & silly, a Bird of Courage, and would not hesitate to attack a Grenadier of the British Guards who should presume to invade his Farm Yard with a red Coat on.

    Franklin also wrote of the (ahem) rattlesnake that she is

    vigilant, magnanimous, and courageous, with a rattle like the 13 colonies, but is also “beautiful in youth and her beauty increaseth with her age, ‘her tongue also is blue and forked as the lightning, and her abode is among impenetrable rocks’” (a blue tongue being of course indispensable to the American Spirit).

    Do you know who else has blue tongues? Giraffes…

    I had not heard of Franklin’s adventures in turkey electrocution before. Nifty!

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    • November 23, 2017, at 8:50 AM PST
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  3. Chuck Enfield Coolidge

    Happy Thanksgiving Skip.

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    • November 23, 2017, at 8:53 AM PST
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  4. HankRhody Freelance Philosopher Contributor

    I really need to electrocute more of my food myself.

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    • November 23, 2017, at 10:49 AM PST
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  5. Arahant Member

    Shocking! I thought it was Edison who came up with the electric chair to prove that Tesla’s alternating current was dangerous, but no, it goes back to Ben Franklin, as so much does.


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    • November 23, 2017, at 10:56 AM PST
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  6. Aaron Miller Member
    Aaron MillerJoined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    Arahant (View Comment):
    I thought it was Edison who came up with the electric chair to prove that Tesla’s alternating current was dangerous, but no, it goes back to Ben Franklin, as so much does.

    Are you saying we fried the wrong turkey?

    And here I thought no more shocks could come out of DC!

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    • November 23, 2017, at 3:23 PM PST
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  7. HankRhody Freelance Philosopher Contributor

    Aaron Miller (View Comment):
    And here I thought no more shocks could come out of DC!

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    • November 23, 2017, at 3:30 PM PST
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  8. J.D. Snapp Coolidge

    Happy Thanksgiving, Skip!

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    • November 23, 2017, at 5:53 PM PST
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  9. Sisyphus Coolidge
    SisyphusJoined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    He sings the body electric.

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    • November 24, 2017, at 8:36 PM PST
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