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The Last Friday ere Thanksgiving
‘Twas the week ere Thanksgiving, and all through the shop,
Assemblers are frenzied, the rush jobs don’t stop.
But the phones are all silent, there’s not even a whop,
Of a desk phone a’ringing or email incoming,
So I’m cleaning my desk of the year’s paperwork gloaming.
And it’s Friday, at the end of a busy week’s labors,
With sun shining brightly on the roofs of the neighbors,
And we all wait impatiently for five o’clock’s savior,
That homeward we may wend us to home fires burning
And pre-holliday’s prep work, with kitchens a stirring.
So come thou now quickly, the closing bell’s ringing,
and I’ll flee this paper pile, and clutter thats brimming,
There’s naught that’s as empty as the week ere Thanksgiving.
For next week’s a short one, with truncated days,
Then we’re off for a break, or to hit the roadways.
Indeed.
November. Thanksgiving. Gatherings. Life’s challenges – great and small.
All encapsulated in your funny, sweet little ditty.
A last-minute blur of circuits a-shorted
The hoped-for repair to a board – fully thwarted
But decisions are made – this all it can wait
Large appetites call whose needs you would sate
–
Then desperate a call from a client most cherished:
“The heart of my system has just truly perished!
I know you can save me as so often you’ve done.
I just need this job by next Thursday at one!”
Thankgiving music ALREADY!? UGH.
But seriously, that was very good.
Canned cranberry sauce
With the ridges around
Or those small crunchy onions
Where greenbeans are found
Or white meat or dark
Mashed potatoes, sweet yams
Or French bread or rolls
Best with butter or jams
But the biggest dispute
That defines this great age
Choose well or face trouble
Should the stuffing have sage