ESPN Pulls Announcer from UVa Football Game … Because His Name Is Robert Lee

 

The man shown to the left is sportscaster Robert Lee. The man to the right is Confederate General Robert E. Lee. ESPN was afraid that viewers would mix them up.

Mr. Lee (the one who didn’t die in 1870) was scheduled to announce next weekend’s University of Virginia football game against William and Mary. This match-up will be hosted in Charlottesville, which has a statue of Gen. Lee (who never provided NCAA play-by-play). ESPN decided that this was far too confusing for their viewers to process. So, in a move not to further inflame the neo-confederate armies sweeping this grand republic, the network benched their announcer.

From the sports blog Outkick the Coverage, which broke the story:

But, seriously, is there anything more pathetic than ESPN believing people would be offended by an Asian guy named Robert Lee sharing a name with Robert E. Lee and calling a football game? Aside from some hysterical photoshops and Internet memes which would make everyone with a functional brain laugh — Robert E. Lee pulling out all the stops to stay in Charlottesville now! — what was the big fear here? Does ESPN really believe people are this dumb or that having an Asian announcer named Robert Lee is too offensive for the average TV viewer to handle?

Yes, yes they do.

When the story broke, the internet figured it must have been a joke. I mean, this had to be The Onion, right? But, early Tuesday night, ESPN confirmed the madness:

We collectively made the decision with Robert to switch games as the tragic events in Charlottesville were unfolding, simply because of the coincidence of his name. In that moment it felt right to all parties. It’s a shame that this is even a topic of conversation and we regret that who calls play by play for a football game has become an issue.

It only became an issue because ESPN made it an issue.

Note to any budding sportscasters out there: If your first name happens to be Stonewall, you might want change it, pronto.

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  1. dittoheadadt Inactive
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    BREAKING NEWS!

    ESPN has banned the use of the word “generally” because it sounds too close to “General Lee”

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  2. Western Chauvinist Member
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    dittoheadadt (View Comment):
    BREAKING NEWS!

    ESPN has banned the use of the word “generally” because it sounds too close to “General Lee”

    I’ll just leave this here…

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  3. Full Size Tabby Member
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    dittoheadadt (View Comment):
    Here’s how demented (I don’t know a better word to describe them) the American Left is today:

    Since the only people who have a problem with the name Robert E. Lee are on the Left – Liberals, Democrats, Progs, Leftists, BLM, Antifa – what ESPN (and CNN) are saying is that they, along with the rest of their Liberal brethren, are such hateful, hate-filled, violent, destructive totalitarians that if anything isn’t exactly as they want it, there will be violence. That Liberals are so infantile they might very well riot over someone’s coincidental name.

    What a remarkable admission of the American Left’s contemptible nature, by the Left itself. Although to be sure, they’re not bright enough to realize that’s exactly what they just said.

    Realizing that would require logic, which we long ago established is lacking in the Left.

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  4. aardo vozz Member
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    Western Chauvinist (View Comment):

    dittoheadadt (View Comment):
    BREAKING NEWS!

    ESPN has banned the use of the word “generally” because it sounds too close to “General Lee”

    I’ll just leave this here…

    Thanks for posting the clip, WC. It seems that in addition to taking down statues-and removing from broadcasts those people who have possibly offensive names-the radical left, ESPN, and college English departments across the country will now have to ban a heck of a lot of adverbs. ?

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  5. Robert E. Lee Member
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    quikwit (View Comment):
    Easy solution: the broadcaster should add his middle initial. After all, I know not to see movies with “Michael R. Fox” or “Samuel N. Jackson”.

    Seriously?

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  6. Trink Coolidge
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    Western Chauvinist (View Comment):

    dittoheadadt (View Comment):
    BREAKING NEWS!

    ESPN has banned the use of the word “generally” because it sounds too close to “General Lee”

    I’ll just leave this here…

    I’m eternaLee grateful that you shared this WC :-)

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