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Least insane impeachment theory yet.
Hey kids! What time is it?
It-t-t’s Trump impeachment time,
It’s Trump impeachment time.
Today is just so fine
Go, Trump impeachment time.
Let’s give a rousing cheer,
Impeachment time is here!
It’s time to start the show,
So kids let’s go!
Seawriter
This is obviously cis-visionist! You bigot!
Wait! I know darn well what this is really about!!
Eclipse? Gingrich? Moon Colony!
Connect the pieces everyone! Open your eyes!
I identify as trans-blind. So I can say these things.
At least someone has faith that NASA can still get a man beyond earth’s orbit. Go Newt!
We are sending Newt first right?
Ging-grich! Ging-grich! Ging-grich!
Ging-grich! Ging-grich! Ging-grich!
Ging-grich! Ging-grich! Ging-grich!
Naturally. Then he can become President of the Universe.
If you dig deep enough and get to the fresh cheese, there’s plenty for everyone!
Lies, all lies! It’s not fresh, it’s aged! Probably limburger.
Well, you’re just wrong.
Hillary will run for the House in some district on the upper west side of NYC. Dems take House in 2008. Then Nancy will step aside and let Hill become speaker for 45 days. Then Trump and Pence will be impeached making Hill president. It’s all so clear. She was meant to be.
I seem to recall the last time there was a vote for speaker people kept pointing out it doesn’t need to be a member of the House. So realistically if they managed to win it she wouldn’t even need it.
Having flashbacks?
This is my impeachment song.
It doesn’t last too long.
Hey I’ll be here all week.
And you all thought that Iron Sky was just speculative fiction.
Not me.
No, I was preoccupied with my time machine. Was taking it back to short some stocks.
That’ll teach Zubrin. A moon colony will ensure that we don’t go to Mars anytime soon.
Embrace the power of “and”.
Seawriter
Please don’t give him anymore ammunition to come to Ricochet and taunt us some more.
18 comments on an impeachment thread and still no Gary?
That’s odd.
I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
(Some things just improve with age.)
Seawriter
Especially when the kids don’t get the joke.
You know I watched that movie as sort of a stress relief valve so many time in college years, I still can recite half the dialog in my sleep…. and yet it is still making me smirk.
Did you have an advanced copy of a post of his?
Do I need one?
Seawriter
With our government, it’s more likely to be neither.
They need to embrace the power of “and,” too. They also need to foster the concept of making a profit in space – then the government would not have to be the ones building space colonies.
Seawriter
No no no. Close your eyes. Do not watch the eclipse. Unsafe. Unsafe.