Impeach Trump, Get our Moon Colony!

 

I think it’s become clear that Trump must be impeached. It is obvious that misuse of Twitter is an act of high crimes and misdemeanors. Actually, an earlier draft of the Constitution clearly stated that the President could not misuse new forms of communication. James Madison decided to scratch that idea, however in a letter he wrote to Dolly he made it clear that misuse of forms of communication should be an impeachable offense. A certain history buff has uncovered this letter and will use it for the good of the Republic!

We agree that Trump must be removed. Does that mean that we get President Pence? Not so fast! Pence is guilty by association. We must also impeach Pence once he’s elevated to the presidency. So, are we stuck with President Ryan? Think again!

It’s visibly clear, even to Stevie Wonder, that Paul Ryan can’t get anything through the House. He can’t move a piece of legislation, let alone impeachment proceedings. Before we can start the impeachment process, we must remove Ryan from the Speakership. We know he’s a RINO-squish, so he’s gotta go. Who can replace Ryan? It can’t be Kevin McCarthy, he’s as much of a squish as Ryan. The obvious choice for the new Speaker is the same man that holds that letter from Madison and has a track record of successfully impeaching a president. That’s right — Newt Gingrich!

I think you know where I’m going with this. Newt deposes Ryan. No one else wants to be Speaker, and Newt says that it’s a sacrifice that he’s willing to make. He’ll serve as Speaker again because his country needs him. Once he’s Speaker, he starts impeachment proceedings on President Trump and Vice President Pence. Both men are impeached. McConnell is able to get two things through the Senate and that’s the conviction of Trump and Pence.

Voilà! President Newt Gingrich! First item on the agenda? A moon colony! I can’t wait for this to happen.

There are 36 comments.

Become a member to join the conversation. Or sign in if you're already a member.
  1. Guruforhire Member
    Guruforhire
    @Guruforhire

    Least insane impeachment theory yet.

    • #1
  2. Seawriter Contributor
    Seawriter
    @Seawriter

    Hey kids! What time is it?

    It-t-t’s Trump impeachment time,
    It’s Trump impeachment time.
    Today is just so fine
    Go, Trump impeachment time.
    Let’s give a rousing cheer,
    Impeachment time is here!
    It’s time to start the show,
    So kids let’s go!

    Seawriter

    • #2
  3. skipsul Inactive
    skipsul
    @skipsul

    Johnnie Alum 13: It’s visibly clear, even to Stevie Wonder

    This is obviously cis-visionist!  You bigot!

    • #3
  4. skipsul Inactive
    skipsul
    @skipsul

    Wait!  I know darn well what this is really about!!

    Eclipse?  Gingrich?  Moon Colony!

    Connect the pieces everyone!  Open your eyes!

    • #4
  5. Johnnie Alum 13 Inactive
    Johnnie Alum 13
    @JohnnieAlum13

    skipsul (View Comment):

    Johnnie Alum 13: It’s visibly clear, even to Stevie Wonder

    This is obviously cis-visionist! You bigot!

    I identify as trans-blind. So I can say these things.

    • #5
  6. GLDIII Reagan
    GLDIII
    @GLDIII

    At least someone has faith that NASA can still get a man beyond earth’s orbit. Go Newt!

    We are sending Newt first right?

    • #6
  7. Midget Faded Rattlesnake Contributor
    Midget Faded Rattlesnake
    @Midge

    Johnnie Alum 13

    Voila! President Newt Gingrich! First item on the agenda? A moon colony! I can’t wait for this to happen.

     

    • #7
  8. Arahant Member
    Arahant
    @Arahant

    Ging-grich! Ging-grich! Ging-grich!

    Ging-grich! Ging-grich! Ging-grich!

    Ging-grich! Ging-grich! Ging-grich!

    • #8
  9. Johnnie Alum 13 Inactive
    Johnnie Alum 13
    @JohnnieAlum13

    GLDIII (View Comment):
    At least someone has faith that NASA can still get a man beyond earth’s orbit. Go Newt!

    We are sending Newt first right?

    Naturally.  Then he can become President of the Universe.

    • #9
  10. Doug Kimball Thatcher
    Doug Kimball
    @DougKimball

    If you dig deep enough and get to the fresh cheese, there’s plenty for everyone!

    • #10
  11. skipsul Inactive
    skipsul
    @skipsul

    Doug Kimball (View Comment):
    If you dig deep enough and get to the fresh cheese, there’s plenty for everyone!

    Lies, all lies!  It’s not fresh, it’s aged!  Probably limburger.

    • #11
  12. Hang On Member
    Hang On
    @HangOn

    Well, you’re just wrong.

    Hillary will run for the House in some district on the upper west side of NYC. Dems take House in 2008. Then Nancy will step aside and let Hill become speaker for 45 days. Then Trump and Pence will be impeached making Hill president. It’s all so clear. She was meant to be.

    • #12
  13. Matt Balzer Member
    Matt Balzer
    @MattBalzer

    Hang On (View Comment):
    Well, you’re just wrong.

    Hillary will run for the House in some district on the upper west side of NYC. Dems take House in 2008. Then Nancy will step aside and let Hill become speaker for 45 days. Then Trump and Pence will be impeached making Hill president. It’s all so clear. She was meant to be.

    I seem to recall the last time there was a vote for speaker people kept pointing out it doesn’t need to be a member of the House. So realistically if they managed to win it she wouldn’t even need it.

    • #13
  14. Arahant Member
    Arahant
    @Arahant

    Hang On (View Comment):
    Dems take House in 2008.

    Having flashbacks?

    • #14
  15. DocJay Inactive
    DocJay
    @DocJay

    This is my impeachment song.

    It doesn’t last too long.  

    Hey I’ll be here all week.

    • #15
  16. OldDan Rhody Inactive
    OldDan Rhody
    @OldDanRhody

    skipsul (View Comment):
    Wait! I know darn well what this is really about!!

    Eclipse? Gingrich? Moon Colony!

    Connect the pieces everyone! Open your eyes!

    And you all thought that Iron Sky was just speculative fiction.

    • #16
  17. Matt Balzer Member
    Matt Balzer
    @MattBalzer

    OldDan Rhody (View Comment):

    skipsul (View Comment):
    Wait! I know darn well what this is really about!!

    Eclipse? Gingrich? Moon Colony!

    Connect the pieces everyone! Open your eyes!

    And you all thought that Iron Sky was just speculative fiction.

    Not me.

    • #17
  18. Hang On Member
    Hang On
    @HangOn

    Arahant (View Comment):

    Hang On (View Comment):
    Dems take House in 2008.

    Having flashbacks?

    No, I was preoccupied with my time machine. Was taking it back to short some stocks.

    • #18
  19. Richard Easton Member
    Richard Easton
    @RichardEaston

    That’ll teach Zubrin.  A moon colony will ensure that we don’t go to Mars anytime soon.

    • #19
  20. Seawriter Contributor
    Seawriter
    @Seawriter

    Richard Easton (View Comment):
    A moon colony will ensure that we don’t go to Mars anytime soon

    Embrace the power of “and”.

    Seawriter

    • #20
  21. GLDIII Reagan
    GLDIII
    @GLDIII

    Richard Easton (View Comment):
    That’ll teach Zubrin. A moon colony will ensure that we don’t go to Mars anytime soon.

    Please don’t give him anymore ammunition to come to Ricochet and taunt us some more.

    • #21
  22. billy Inactive
    billy
    @billy

    18 comments on an impeachment thread and still no Gary?

    That’s odd.

    • #22
  23. Seawriter Contributor
    Seawriter
    @Seawriter

    GLDIII (View Comment):

    Richard Easton (View Comment):
    That’ll teach Zubrin. A moon colony will ensure that we don’t go to Mars anytime soon.

    Please don’t give him anymore ammunition to come to Ricochet and taunt us some more.

    I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

    (Some things just improve with age.)

    Seawriter

    • #23
  24. Arahant Member
    Arahant
    @Arahant

    Seawriter (View Comment):
    (Some things just improve with age.)

    Especially when the kids don’t get the joke.

    • #24
  25. GLDIII Reagan
    GLDIII
    @GLDIII

    Seawriter (View Comment):

    GLDIII (View Comment):

    Richard Easton (View Comment):
    That’ll teach Zubrin. A moon colony will ensure that we don’t go to Mars anytime soon.

    Please don’t give him anymore ammunition to come to Ricochet and taunt us some more.

    I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

    (Some things just improve with age.)

    Seawriter

    You know I watched that movie as sort of a stress relief valve so many time in college years, I still can recite half the dialog in my sleep…. and yet it is still making me smirk.

    • #25
  26. skipsul Inactive
    skipsul
    @skipsul

    Seawriter (View Comment):

    GLDIII (View Comment):

    Richard Easton (View Comment):
    That’ll teach Zubrin. A moon colony will ensure that we don’t go to Mars anytime soon.

    Please don’t give him anymore ammunition to come to Ricochet and taunt us some more.

    I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

    (Some things just improve with age.)

    Seawriter

    Did you have an advanced copy of a post of his?

    • #26
  27. Seawriter Contributor
    Seawriter
    @Seawriter

    skipsul (View Comment):

    Seawriter (View Comment):

    GLDIII (View Comment):

    Richard Easton (View Comment):
    That’ll teach Zubrin. A moon colony will ensure that we don’t go to Mars anytime soon.

    Please don’t give him anymore ammunition to come to Ricochet and taunt us some more.

    I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

    (Some things just improve with age.)

    Seawriter

    Did you have an advanced copy of a post of his?

    Do I need one?

    Seawriter

    • #27
  28. Richard Easton Member
    Richard Easton
    @RichardEaston

    Seawriter (View Comment):

    Richard Easton (View Comment):
    A moon colony will ensure that we don’t go to Mars anytime soon

    Embrace the power of “and”.

    Seawriter

    With our government, it’s more likely to be neither.

    • #28
  29. Seawriter Contributor
    Seawriter
    @Seawriter

    Richard Easton (View Comment):

    Seawriter (View Comment):

    Richard Easton (View Comment):
    A moon colony will ensure that we don’t go to Mars anytime soon

    Embrace the power of “and”.

    Seawriter

    With our government, it’s more likely to be neither.

    They need to embrace the power of “and,” too. They also need to foster the concept of making a profit in space – then the government would not have to be the ones building space colonies.

    Seawriter

    • #29
  30. Jules PA Member
    Jules PA
    @JulesPA

    skipsul (View Comment):
    Wait! I know darn well what this is really about!!

    Eclipse? Gingrich? Moon Colony!

    Connect the pieces everyone! Open your eyes!

    No no no. Close your eyes. Do not watch the eclipse. Unsafe. Unsafe.

    • #30

Comments are closed because this post is more than six months old. Please write a new post if you would like to continue this conversation.