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A Dredging Most Deserved: Ricochet Secret Files Part II
Last week, on behalf of the moderators, Skipsul posted excerpts of comments made by a former member who had been (unsuccessfully) attempting to hide his true identity as a headline-dominating celebrity. In the year and a half he was in our ranks, DCorleone and I often crossed paths. In the interest of fleshing out this peculiar saga in Ricochet’s history, I am presenting more comments from DCorleone which I have helpfully grabbed screenshots of. The time stamps have been removed to protect the innocent, or whatever.
DCorleone first came to my attention when he forayed into the PIT offering up some amusing anecdotes.
He was also open to asking questions.
Elsewhere his posts were the typical red meat of a conservative website’s comment section.
At times, he was noticeably defensive of a particular presidential candidate.
This lead to over 700 exasperated and educational comments before it set in.
Following the election, things only escalated. I was not spared from DCorleone’s wrath.And there was this.It was admirable how DCorleone stood his ground even as the facade crumbled.Nor did it end there.Before being canned, DCorleone contacted me by PM.We subsequently had our own Rico meetup. Those details are private (and boring anyways) so I’ll we’ll skip forward and end with our last exchange.Overall, I’ve very much enjoyed my dealings with DCorleone and recommend anyone else do the same. The important thing is I find a suitable adoption agency quick. Anyone know any good ones? They need to have speedy delivery, but no shabby products. Already returned the last one—I’ve got enough ungodly mutants living in my attic.
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Moron: No “Yuuuuge” jokes? I don’t think I can laugh at this.
Genius: You couldn’t work “schlonged” into there once? What a waste of time.
Wow! You, um, got personal there. Rather glad you spared us the details.
Still, Gonkulator? That was a step too far.
One can only wonder what else is in those secret files.
An agency in Loompaland maybe? No, that won’t work. They all left.
Cat III, there has always been an insane genius to your work, and I use both adjectives advisedly!
Very nice.
One could, but I ain’t gonna. You go ahead though.
Cat III, you’ve got the style down…Interesting.
Well, they did date. Spend that much time with someone…
Oh my!
That’s what you think. I’ll see you in court, Triumvirate Feline.
For those of you who didn’t get the reference when Cat III said DCorleone apparently doesn’t know who he’s dealing with, and that it’s better they not meet, I’ll clue you in on the secret: turns out, Cat III is actually… a talking cat.
Now you know.
Ah. A *****cat. That explains a great deal. (See what I did there?)
I will neither confirm nor deny this allegation. I will say Disney has shown great interest in buying the rights to my life story.
Don’t go there! They said the same thing to Bambi’s mother and look what happened to her.
Old Yeller? It was all a setup and they doctored the footage.
Remember the execution in the pound in Lady and the Tramp? They were dealing with a squealer.