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  1. Eb Snider Inactive
    Eb Snider
    @EbSnider

    Ha, twitter is sometimes good for one liners.

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  2. Ralphie Inactive
    Ralphie
    @Ralphie

    My housekeeper doesn’t have a helper.  Wait, I’m the housekeeper. Can’t. Relate. At. All.

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  3. JcTPatriot Inactive
    JcTPatriot
    @JcTPatriot

    Ralphie (View Comment):
    My housekeeper doesn’t have a helper. Wait, I’m the housekeeper. Can’t. Relate. At. All.

    Sometimes my right arm gets tired of pushing the vacuum around, so I use my left arm. That must be my housekeeper’s helper.

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  4. Hugh Member
    Hugh
    @Hugh

    My housekeeper’s helper is a bottle of rye.

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  5. JimGoneWild Coolidge
    JimGoneWild
    @JimGoneWild

    And what the hell did Chaz Bono ever accomplish in her life that she can afford a house keeper. Oh, she was born rich.

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  6. Chris Campion Coolidge
    Chris Campion
    @ChrisCampion

    JcTPatriot (View Comment):

    Ralphie (View Comment):
    My housekeeper doesn’t have a helper. Wait, I’m the housekeeper. Can’t. Relate. At. All.

    Sometimes my right arm gets tired of pushing the vacuum around, so I use my left arm. That must be my housekeeper’s helper.

    Here’s my helper:

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  7. RightAngles Member
    RightAngles
    @RightAngles

    Hahaha! Well, Chaz, my housekeepers are going through the legal process to become citizens. Have you tried not hiring illlegals? (I can see that you haven’t tried not announcing your hiring practices to the internet)

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  8. Bryan G. Stephens Thatcher
    Bryan G. Stephens
    @BryanGStephens

    Our housekeeper is an American born and raised.

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  9. Randy Webster Member
    Randy Webster
    @RandyWebster

    What’s a housekeeper?

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  10. Mike LaRoche Inactive
    Mike LaRoche
    @MikeLaRoche

    I prefer housekeepers American made… ?

    https://youtu.be/W8UEnNrJR6Y

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  11. Jeff Smith Inactive
    Jeff Smith
    @JeffSmith

    As Americans, I and my neighbors do the jobs Americans won’t do: mow our own lawns and keep our own houses.

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  12. JcTPatriot Inactive
    JcTPatriot
    @JcTPatriot

    Jeff Smith (View Comment):
    As Americans, I and my neighbors do the jobs Americans won’t do: mow our own lawns and keep our own houses.

    Probably clinging to your guns and stuff.

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  13. Lily Bart Inactive
    Lily Bart
    @LilyBart

    Bryan G. Stephens (View Comment):
    Our housekeeper is an American born and raised.

    Me too.

     

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  14. tabula rasa Inactive
    tabula rasa
    @tabularasa

    We recently moved into an apartment while our home (we’re downsizing) is being finished.

    The apartment was very messy for a few days, until our granddaughter asked this question:  “Hey, are you guys hoarders?”

    We immediately put our All-American muscles to work cleaning up the place.

     

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  15. Titus Techera Contributor
    Titus Techera
    @TitusTechera

    Great!

    • #15
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