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Ha, twitter is sometimes good for one liners.
My housekeeper doesn’t have a helper. Wait, I’m the housekeeper. Can’t. Relate. At. All.
Sometimes my right arm gets tired of pushing the vacuum around, so I use my left arm. That must be my housekeeper’s helper.
My housekeeper’s helper is a bottle of rye.
And what the hell did Chaz Bono ever accomplish in her life that she can afford a house keeper. Oh, she was born rich.
Hahaha! Well, Chaz, my housekeepers are going through the legal process to become citizens. Have you tried not hiring illlegals? (I can see that you haven’t tried not announcing your hiring practices to the internet)
Our housekeeper is an American born and raised.
What’s a housekeeper?
I prefer housekeepers American made… ?
https://youtu.be/W8UEnNrJR6Y
As Americans, I and my neighbors do the jobs Americans won’t do: mow our own lawns and keep our own houses.
Probably clinging to your guns and stuff.
Me too.
We recently moved into an apartment while our home (we’re downsizing) is being finished.
The apartment was very messy for a few days, until our granddaughter asked this question: “Hey, are you guys hoarders?”
We immediately put our All-American muscles to work cleaning up the place.
Great!