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The old adage says, “write what you know.” As you can see from my profile picture, I know coffee. As a little kid, my Finnish uncle would roust me before dawn to go fishing, then serve us the morning’s catch with heavily sweetened java. I started guzzling the stuff in earnest as a 13-year-old paper boy. Over time, I used less cream and sugar, so by the middle of high school I was slamming down black coffees before trig class. (I was also very ADD, so I apologize to my mom and teachers for being such an annoying spaz.)
Beans
Grinding
Brewer
It’s Time to Brew Some Coffee
Since we’re all coffee aficionados here I thought you might find this interesting. It’s a barista college in Portland that trains people on the art, mostly geared towards prospective coffee-shop owners, I believe. If I had the time and money…
Minor quibbles about Chemex pots (one of which I had for many years probably thanks to an astute product placement in a movie called John and Mary. Definitely not the one in Harper): Brand filter paper is way overpriced vs. lab paper and you always find you didn’t somehow manage to buy a new box after you used your last piece because you’re an idiot; the wooden grip and leather binding–the thing that separates it from a ring stand, funnel, and Ehrlenmeyer flask–will drive you nuts over time when cleaning the thing, which is about as much fun as cleaning an Ehrlenmeyer flask, really, and the grip gets scuzzy and the leather rots.
I’m fond of the Oskar, although if you are one of those people who actually has friends and needs the 8-cup, I imagine it’s a little spendy. Reminds me of my Norwegian grandmother’s method somehow: grounds into a saucepan, egg shells to settle them, i.e., Cowboy Style. She will forgive me for drinking anything out of a Swedish contraption. I hope.
And a big thanx-and-FU-to-you-and-the-horse-you-rode-in-on about the burr grinder. I’m happy with a blade grinder (in lonely guy quantities). I was happy, that is.
The scientists say you’re supposed to, but I figure it cools off less than 10°, which is still in the heat range that you want.
Tried the recommendations to wet the grounds and slow pour using my $6 Melitta single cup cone. Noticeably better. Thanks, Jon.
Nah. Just get a pre-McDonald’s lawsuit electric percolator. Sure, you have to stand by for ten minutes for the brewing to reach peak flavor and heat (especially heat) but my mom’s 30 year old perc renders coffee that is:
I would also assume that the real dish is your wife, you lucky guy.
The beauty of coffee is its versatility. Experimentation will lead anyone to a brew to their own taste. Personally, I have the benefit of having a kid who has worked at Starbucks for almost 15 years. We acquired an espresso machine many years ago that we call the Nuclear Reactor. It makes me a nice Americano every morning with the press of one button. I appreciate the coffee and the absurdity of using more technology than Apollo 11 to brew it.
I can’t hear about Luvak coffee without thinking of Dave Barry’s classic article on the subject. What sort of world do we live in where we have to worry that our overpriced coffee was NOT crapped by a weasel?
Amen to that.
Hanging out on the Bali-bale:
I second the recommendation of sweetmarias.com for roasting devices and great green beans. I have been roasting my own for over 25 years. I used to use a french press, but it lets oils from the coffee get into the cup. My triglycerides were sky high and I read an article that stated frech press, or metal filter, coffee could contribute to this. After I went to filtered coffee, with a Chemex, my triglycerides decreased more than 30%. Therefore, if you have a triglyceride problem keep this in mind.
Almost in time for Thanksgiving, somebody finally writes a post about something worthy. Politics? Meh.
Coffee is one of the crowning achievements of Western Civilization, and you have described the process of brewing with exquisite detail, nay, eloquence. All you say it is true and relevant to a meaningful life, but for lesser beings like me, there is an answer that uses all the correct concepts and parameters such as grinding and temperature in joyful and lazy unison. Behold the power of a fully operational Swiss fully automatic espresso machine, the Jura Capresso Impressa S7, teamed with the king of froth, Mrs. Breville!
(His little brother, the Jura Ena Micro 1 resides in our fifth wheel with Breville twin).
You people are making this way more complicated than it has to be.
We thought Trump and SSM set people against each other here. Now it’ll really get ugly.
I heard that the inventor doesn’t even use one because it makes bad coffee.
You hipsters with your optimal temperature and grinding your own green beans and French press and burr grinders which I’ve never even heard of! I have a Black & Decker coffeemaker with a timer, into which I put Chock Full O’ Nuts coffee from the grocery store. How do you not have coffee that’s already waiting for you when you stumble into the kitchen?! I do not get that! I could no more wait around for the coffee to brew than fly to Venus. The very idea makes me break out in a cold sweat. I mean let’s get our priorities straight.
Your beans should be fairly freshly roasted. If your seller of beans doesn’t put the roast date on the bag, you’re not getting the good stuff. (I don’t always buy the good stuff, but when I do it puts the regular stuff from the store shelf to shame.)
How long the beans should age after roasting varies, but darker roasts can be used fairly quickly and won’t get any better with time. With those you taste the roast rather than the coffee, anyway. Lighter roasts need a little longer to age in the bag before they reach their peak, but probably not more than 3-4 days, max.
I keep saying I’m going to get back to roasting my own, but it has been just over four years since my last roaster broke and I haven’t gotten around to it.
Find a diner at a truck stop where the sign says Eat. MultiUse Brew served there, end of story. And no stinkin Fo Fo barristas.
Black and decker machine. Peets uzuri African beans. Nothing better.
Once on a road trip, we saw a diner with a giant sign that said EAT AND GET GAS.
Ha! Decades ago, along a country highway in Pennsylvania, a sign:
Diesel Sandwiches.
We didn’t stop…
Actually, gas station coffee is a lot better these days than it was twenty years ago. It’s not all good and it’s never excellent, but decent coffee can be found when traveling. If I want a cup late in the day I’ll ask when it was brewed (if it’s not one of those setups where that information is provided) and maybe give it a smell test.
Some parts of the country aren’t so good, though. I haven’t spent a lot of time south of the Ohio River, but I’ve had some bad coffee experiences in that direction. Sometimes you don’t even have to go that far south for bad coffee.
I had a little trouble getting good coffee in Ireland, too. There are lots of independent little cafes where one can get lunch – with good service, good food, and bad coffee. I learned to beware, because sometimes it was instant coffee. But I did have some good coffee, too.
the first coffee I ever drank was “Insta Cafe” from Kenya. I have no idea if it was any good. Must have been mild, though.
Interesting comments on how to make good coffee.
My wife and I do love a good cup, and we dislike a bad one, though we’d rather have bad coffee than none.
In the last half century, we’ve tested an infinite number of theories about how to make great coffee.
We’ve discovered that sometimes a cup of coffee is very good, sometimes ok, sometimes not very good, sometimes awful.
We’ve also determined that one morning the coffee is fantastic, and the next day mediocre, even though nothing was changed.
We’ve read much advice. Dunkin Donuts coffee beans are bad, I learn in the above post. So why are so many of our great cups of coffee made with Dunkin Donuts coffee beans? I can tell you confidently that this speculation is conclusively disproven.
So if you use Dunkin Donuts beans, you will have great coffee? The next bag you open, if you believe that, will be awful. That isn’t reliably true, but it’s more consistent with reality.
Every theory about making great coffee is wrong. It is like every theory about great beer. If there were a correct theory, then if you have a fantastic glass of beer, and then have a second of the exact same beer, it should be fantastic. But it never is.
This is not to say that there is absolutely no science to it. I am just saying you’ll never figure it out.
You need a burr grinder rather than a blade grinder to keep the coffee from getting hot? You’re going to pour boiling water on it when you’re done.
I’ve heard that, but the reason for a burr grinder is to get a consistent grind for a press, which requires a coarser grind. It’s very hard to do that with a blade grinder. You tend to get a lot of fines mixed in with the big pieces. If you grind it all fine, though, it’ll work OK with a pour-over filter. If I am reduced to using a blade grinder for a french press, I hit the button repeatedly, staccato style, which sort of mixes it up and keeps the grind even.
I like drip coffee, French press coffee, the coffee at Cafe du Monde, and yes, Starbucks. But the best coffee is our wonderful “instant” coffee:
We use the Toddy System (cold brew) for our coffee. 1 pound of ground coffee and 9 cups of water overnight (or longer) give you a great coffee concentrate that you keep in the refrigerator. It’s rich and not bitter (the cold water doesn’t release much acid) and you can make your coffee as strong (or weak) as you like. We put approximately 2 ounces in a mug and add boiling water. https://toddycafe.com
There is truth to this at many levels. There is science to it (mostly proprietary) but there are a lot of variables.
When I started roasting, I figured I’d figure out which origin I liked (from Sweet Maria’s), get my technique down for that variety, save my roasting curves, and do it repeatedly for my famous Reticulator Special-To-Be.
It doesn’t work that way. For one, by the time I figured out I really liked a particular variety, it was almost always out of stock by the time I went back to Sweet Maria’s. All gone for the season, and maybe for several years, because Thom only buys the best beans in the best years. Next year the weather might be different, or his grower might have gone on to something else.
Also, I was using an electric air roaster, which can get some bright flavors that other roasters cannot, but there is no such thing as getting a consistent roasting curve. Ambient temperature varies. Household AC current varies. Beans vary within a bag. There will be variations in your timing. You’re doing small batches, and there is nothing to smooth out the variables.
I finally learned to just enjoy the variety and the surprises. If it’s consistency that you want, do something else and lower your expectations.
Then grind it longer.
But then the coffee will get hot …
This looks interesting!
Actually, he doesn’t use it because he thinks all the disposable cups are destroying the planet.