Contributor Post Created with Sketch. Julian Assange Meets “The Clinton Confounding Principle”

 

Bill-Hillary-Clinton“The Clinton Confounding Principle” can be stated thusly: An attempt to decrease Clinton popularity by scandal causes an equal and opposite increase in Clinton popularity.

This principle has confounded Republicans since 1992. Now Julian Assange is stuck in the inescapable clutches of the CCP. Recall the impeachment of President Bill Clinton.

As a sitting President he lied to a federal judge. In sworn testimony in the Paula Jones sexual harassment case, he testified he did not have an affair with Monica Lewinsky. He famously admitted later that he did. That’s perjury.

Lying to a federal judge is enough of a high crime and misdemeanor to cause impeachment and removal from office. Nothing else really needed to be said. That the case was tied to his taking sexual advantage of a young lady barely older than his daughter, in his employ, should have made public opinion of him fall faster than a soccer player brushed by an opponent. His impeachment and removal from office appeared to be foregone conclusions. His chief antagonists, among them Republicans Newt Gingrich and Bob Livingston, should have had an easy time of it.

When the dust settled, Bill Clinton won his case in the Senate, was more popular than ever, while Newt and Bob Livingston were out of office and the powerful Speaker of the House position. Behold the Clinton Confounding Principle. When they tried to electrocute Godzilla, the monster got stronger. When a Clinton falls into scandal, the Clinton gets stronger. Don’t try to figure this out or explain it. The CCP is bigger than we. It never loses. My best guess is that it is the bastard child of the Democrat drive to win at any cost to the nation and dumb luck.

There was once a Saturday Night Live sketch that touched upon this. It involved Newt Gingrich and Bob Livingston sitting in a bar, disheveled, apparently drunk, and occasionally crying in gravelly voices, “What the hell happened? What the hell happened?” The Clinton Confounding Principle. That’s what the hell happened.

Bill and Hillary Clinton have been involved in more scandals than a New England football team. To describe them from Whitewater to Email Servers would take too much space and be too painful to re-hash. If you wish to prepare yourself for the frights of Halloween you can recall them all in this Washington Times list.

Now comes Julian Assange: The Robin Hood of stolen information. The keeper of dark secrets. The self-styled leveler of the rich and powerful playing fields. With a Little Leaguer’s enthusiasm, he walks toward the ocean, tiny plastic shovel in hand, promising to move back the tide of the Clinton Confounding Principle. He knows not what he’s in for.

If the Republicans had any other candidate who ran, right now the news would be filled with WikiLeaks such as Hillary promising open borders, it’s impossible to screen for terrorists, bashing Catholics, and telling Wall Street she’ll have to lie to the public to put through their backroom position.

So how did we end up with Donald Trump — angry voters? Establishment backlash? PC push-back? The Wall? No. Trump was sent by the Clinton Confounding Principle.

Recall if you will how long the polls told us this summer that in a head-to-head race, other candidates were beating Hillary, while Trump was losing to her. Hypnotized by the CCP into our Manchurian zombie state, we insisted Trump must win the primary.

So the night of November 8 you’ll sleep like a baby – every two hours getting up to cry and drink some milk, while Julian Assange takes his place at Gingrich and Livingston’s elbow, orders a stiff drink, and howls a plaintive wail, “What the hell happened?”

It was the Clinton Confounding Principle, Julian. We should have just confronted her on the issues.

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  1. Martel Inactive

    “If the Republicans had any other candidate who ran, right now the news would be filled with WikiLeaks such as Hillary promising open borders, it’s impossible to screen for terrorists, bashing Catholics, and telling Wall Street she’ll have to lie to the public to put through their backroom position.”

    Sorry, but I can’t agree here. Any candidate we put forward would have said something stupid at some point or have something questionable in his past and that’s all we’d be hearing about. In Trump’s case, they’re mentioning all sorts of stuff, in any other candidate’s case, they’d be spending just as much time harping on one or two things.

    Romney was as morally upright as any candidate we’re ever going to have and he was still successfully framed as a monster who tortures dogs and either wants women to die of cancer or be kept prisoner in binders.

    And if there’s nothing true and the candidate’s actually perfect, they’ll just make stuff up. We’ve got to let go of the idea that we can successfully attack Democrats only with candidates who’ve done nothing wrong themselves. With the media’s help, they’ll twist anyone into a monster of some sort.

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    • October 13, 2016, at 2:11 PM PDT
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  2. Bob Wainwright Member

    The principle can also be stated that the Clintons are protected from accusations of corruption by their very reputation for corruption. I think that was from Peggy Noonan.

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    • October 13, 2016, at 2:31 PM PDT
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  3. DocJay Inactive

    I take comfort knowing they’ll be gone soon enough. They really don’t look well.

    She is going to inherit a mess and then mess it up some more.

    I wonder how history will write them?

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    • October 13, 2016, at 2:58 PM PDT
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  4. Rightfromthestart Coolidge

    The Manchrian left will write the history so :

    The Clinton’s are the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human beings I’ve ever known in my life.

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    • October 13, 2016, at 3:03 PM PDT
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  5. Rightfromthestart Coolidge

    Bob Wainwright:The principle can also be stated that the Clintons are protected from accusations of corruption by their very reputation for corruption. I think that was from Peggy Noonan.

    They use the fact that they always elude consequences for their crimes as proof of innocence for subsequent crimes.

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    • October 13, 2016, at 3:04 PM PDT
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  6. Martel Inactive

    DocJay:I take comfort knowing they’ll be gone soon enough. They really don’t look well.

    Chelsea’s going to be around for a while, and from what I hear she’s very much her parents’ daughter.

    Not to try to make you feel less comfortable or anything…

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    • October 13, 2016, at 3:42 PM PDT
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  7. Western Chauvinist Member
    Western ChauvinistJoined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    You had me right up until here.

    Tommy De Seno: If the Republicans had any other candidate who ran, right now the news would be filled with WikiLeaks such as Hillary promising open borders, it’s impossible to screen for terrorists, bashing Catholics, and telling Wall Street she’ll have to lie to the public to put through their backroom position.

    The “news” would be filled with anything other than the truth about Hillary. We ran a boy scout in 2012 and when it came down to it, he was toppled by “47%,” having held down a possibly gay kid while other teens shaved his head, and having once lashed his dog to the roof of a car for a family vacation.

    It’s nice to think the media would tell us the truth, but it’s pure fantasy.

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    • October 13, 2016, at 3:43 PM PDT
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  8. Tommy De Seno Contributor
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    Western Chauvinist:You had me right up until here.

    Tommy De Seno: If the Republicans had any other candidate who ran, right now the news would be filled with WikiLeaks such as Hillary promising open borders, it’s impossible to screen for terrorists, bashing Catholics, and telling Wall Street she’ll have to lie to the public to put through their backroom position.

    The “news” would be filled with anything other than the truth about Hillary. We ran a boy scout in 2012 and when it came down to it, he was toppled by “47%,” having held down a possibly gay kid while other teens shaved his head, and having once lashed his dog to the roof of a car for a family vacation.

    It’s nice to think the media would tell us the truth, but it’s pure fantasy.

    But he was up against a blank slate. Not so here.

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    • October 13, 2016, at 3:55 PM PDT
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  9. Martel Inactive

    Tommy De Seno:

    Western Chauvinist:You had me right up until here.

    Tommy De Seno: If the Republicans had any other candidate who ran, right now the news would be filled with WikiLeaks such as Hillary promising open borders, it’s impossible to screen for terrorists, bashing Catholics, and telling Wall Street she’ll have to lie to the public to put through their backroom position.

    The “news” would be filled with anything other than the truth about Hillary. We ran a boy scout in 2012 and when it came down to it, he was toppled by “47%,” having held down a possibly gay kid while other teens shaved his head, and having once lashed his dog to the roof of a car for a family vacation.

    It’s nice to think the media would tell us the truth, but it’s pure fantasy.

    But he was up against a blank slate. Not so here.

    Not in 2012.

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    • October 13, 2016, at 5:38 PM PDT
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  10. MarciN Member

    Awesome.

    This has been bugging me for years.

    Although I do think it somehow extends to all Democrats everywhere.

    I remember catching a Rush Limbaugh program at one point during GW’s stormy first term when the debate over Operation Iraqi Freedom was going on. Rush pounded the desk and thundered, “Why is George Bush on trial here!”

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    • October 13, 2016, at 6:45 PM PDT
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  11. Larry Koler Inactive

    Great post, Tommy. I agree with most of the above that things would be bad for any Republican — and just repeated more if few things could be harped on — but this election is really special for the media, really special. This is the most fun they have had in decades.

    But, really it comes down to the media’s professional integrity. They are the driving force here and the Clintons are just willing to ride the horse the longest. It hard work for most people and seemingly the Clintons like that kind of hard work. They are getting rich for doing their part here.

    I still say the big single problem in the country is the media, especially combined with an opposition party of little girls. Every single intractable and contentious problem is there because of the media’s support for the left wing’s opinions on them. The Republicans advice is always to try and get the message out in such a way that it can not take flack.

    It’s so weird that there are always two enemies and the Republicans simply will not fight the one that is killing them with the pincer movement from the rear.

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    • October 13, 2016, at 9:09 PM PDT
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  12. Martel Inactive

    Larry Koler:I still say the big single problem in the country is the media, especially combined with an opposition party of little girls. Every single intractable and contentious problem is there because of the media’s support for the left wing’s opinions on them. The Republicans advice is always to try and get the message out in such a way that it can not take flack.

    It’s so weird that there are always two enemies and the Republicans simply will not fight the one that is killing them with the pincer movement from the rear.

    They also take lots of media hostility as evidence they should do the opposite of what they really should do.

    For example, there was an ad campaign in Maryland a few years back geared towards black voters. It was alerting them to how Social Security was screwing them over. Apparently it was pretty effective.

    Cue the media onslaught against the “divisive” ad campaign geared towards “deceiving black voters”. So of course they suspend the ads.

    They thought the media attacks indicated they were doing something wrong, when in this (admittedly not every) case the media attacks should have been taken as evidence we should have been expanding the ad campaign, not suspending it.

    There’s no way we’ll ever get our message out without being attacked, and the better we get out the message, the more ferociously we’ll be attacked.

    We want it to be easy, but it’s not.

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    • October 13, 2016, at 10:03 PM PDT
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  13. Kozak Member
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    DocJay:I take comfort knowing they’ll be gone soon enough. They really don’t look well.

    She is going to inherit a mess and then mess it up some more.

    I wonder how history will write them?

    I do know that at The Beast or The Stain’s funeral the press will look like this.

    10390316-large

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    • October 14, 2016, at 5:35 AM PDT
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  14. Old Bathos Moderator

    In the whole sordid history of the Clintons I have never read a satisfactory explanation as to how and why they get so many people to invest in them. First, they build an iron circle of unprincipled butt-kissers who never rat and never have qualms of conscience. Cheryl Mills, for example, makes Corleone consigliere Tom Hagen seem like a boy scout.

    Then they build wider circles of people who don’t merely want them to succeed but somehow need for it to happen. The MSM investment in them is more than merely remarkable or indicative of liberal bias. There are books waiting to be written about the sheer volume of Hillary’s habitual malfeasance and about the psychological pathology that underlies it but somehow a duty of omerta to the Clintons applies to journalism. The story is never about whether they did it but that their accusers have over-reached or that it is old news which supposedly absolves it all.

    Part of it has to do with the transformation of the Democratic party from a blue collar-centered party to one run by and for a narrow demographic comprised entirely of snarky, wealthy, white, narcissistic twits. The need for narrative and caricature rather than moral or intellectual substance is the perfect growth media for the parasitic Clintonian infection to thrive.

    As long-time Clinton supporter Screwtape put it: the goal is to get the man’s soul and give him nothing in return. Seems to be working.

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    • October 14, 2016, at 6:07 AM PDT
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  15. Ekosj Member

    I don’t think of it as the Clinton Confounding Principle but rather the Gary Hart Lemma.

    In 1987 the major media players were still in Watergate mode. And though reliably left-leaning, they accurately reported on Gary Hart’s tryst on the yacht ‘Monkey Business’ with a young lady who was not his wife. These revelations destroyed the Presidential hopes of Gary Hart who – until the affair getting publicized – seemed to be the golden boy of the Democratic Party and a lock as the 1988 Presidential nominee. The end result was Mike Dukakis as nominee and GHW Bush as President. In the wake of this defeat … Brought about in large part by Hart getting scuttled by media-fired scandal…. I believe the major media vowed “Never Again!” The fact that this No-More-Gary-Harts vow rebounds to the benefit of the Clintons is merely a function of the fact that the Clintons produce more potential scandals than any other Democratic candidates. The impact is the same as the CCP, but the cause is different.

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    • October 14, 2016, at 8:47 AM PDT
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  16. blank generation member Inactive

    This way of thinking is ingrained with some people. Back in the 80’s I read Intellectuals by Paul Johnson. The author brought up the many failures in the personal lives of leading thinkers admired by the left. I mentioned the book in passing to a liberal friend who remarked that he didn’t see why that would matter.

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    • October 14, 2016, at 9:55 AM PDT
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  17. Old Bathos Moderator

    blank generation member:This way of thinking is ingrained with some people. Back in the 80’s I read Intellectuals by Paul Johnson. The author brought up the many failures in the personal lives of leading thinkers admired by the left. I mentioned the book in passing to a liberal friend who remarked that he didn’t see why that would matter.

    “Character” is racist, sexist, homophobic, patriarchal and–even worse–passé.

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    • October 14, 2016, at 10:48 AM PDT
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  18. Paul A. Rahe Contributor

    In my judgment, what happened this year was a function of the Republican landslide in 2014 and the failure of those elected to use the power of the purse to curb the shenanigans in which the Obama administration was involved. Without the power of the purse, the legislative power is nothing. With it, it is almost everything. To surrender it, as the Republicans have done, is to make the Presidency an executive dictatorship.

    The party base drew the following conclusion from this failure: “We cannot trust any elected official.” And so they opted for a demagogue who spoke half-truths that no one is allowed to speak. I do not approve of their choice, but I do not blame them for their disappointment. The Republican Party should adopt as its emblem the white flag of surrender.

    The terrible thing about this election is that, if Trump were to win, we might be worse off than if Hillary were to win. I intend to vote for the bum because I suspect that she will be worse. But I also harbor the suspicion that he will do very great harm. He is not a conservative. He is not a constitutionalist, and he is not a thoughtful man. He is a man of impulses . . . most of them ugly.

    I do not blame those who will opt to vote for Trump. I do not blame conservatives who apt to opt to vote for Hillary. I do not blame those who will refuse to vote. We are between a rock and a hard place, and it is difficult to discern which is worse.

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    • October 14, 2016, at 10:48 AM PDT
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  19. Rightfromthestart Coolidge

    Martel:

    DocJay:I take comfort knowing they’ll be gone soon enough. They really don’t look well.

    Chelsea’s going to be around for a while, and from what I hear she’s very much her parents’ daughter.

    Not to try to make you feel less comfortable or anything…

    A horse is a horse, of course, of course, and no one can talk to a horse , of course……..

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    • October 14, 2016, at 12:16 PM PDT
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  20. Rightfromthestart Coolidge

    I’ve said and written this many times before but when Bush won in 2000 despite the press calling Florida early and all the other shenanigans , (see Bill Sammon’s ‘At Any Cost’ ), I said to my wife that Bush would be the last Republican President because the PRESS would simply never let that happen again.

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    • October 14, 2016, at 12:24 PM PDT
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  21. Kozak Member
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    Rightfromthestart: Chelsea’s going to be around for a while, and from what I hear she’s very much her parents’ daughter.

    Hillary and Webb Hubble?

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    • October 14, 2016, at 3:13 PM PDT
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