Comrade Hillary Celebrates Robust Health

 

Comrade HillaryThe Central Committee of Democratic Party condemns scurrilous attacks by hooligans and saboteurs with regard to the robust health and well-being of our fine leader and comrade Hillary Clinton.

As all can see from the not doctored photographical evidence shown thusly, Comrade Hillary exhibits lifelike visage upon reviewing military parade for glorious May Day gathering. She briefly stricken by allergies overheating pneumonia yet still attend solemn ceremony in city of New York this Sunday. She also visit flat of daughter Chelsea, greeting her newborn grandchild with love, and later hug noble devochka outside of building. Such selfless acts make historic impact! How great is the dignity shown, for she strong like bull.

“I deeply regret that because of temporary causes I will not be able to attend fund gathering session of the DNC plenum,” Comrade Hillary said in speech read by aides to gathered press journalists to report precisely. “When I assume the chair in capital buildings, grain production shall boost immeasurably and beet harvest to rise four-fold.”

The rumors of cruel conspiracy mongers cannot be borne to go unchallenged. Yet in show of magnanimous transparency, the Central Committee of the Democratic Party has released full accounting of medical reports for review of the people:

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  1. Trinity Waters Inactive
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    Tom Meyer, Ed.:I don’t get this. Jon is NeverTrump. How can he write an anti-Clinton piece?

    How cheeky!

    This is not anti-Clinton.  Repeat after me.

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  2. Doctor Robert Member
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    blank generation member: Greetings from healthy and happy comrade vacationing in Mexico

    Best HRC Post Ever.

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  4. rico Inactive
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    Tom Meyer, Ed.:I don’t get this. Jon is NeverTrump. How can he write an anti-Clinton piece?

    He’s coming around, Tom. He’ll get there in time.

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  5. TheRoyalFamily Member
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    1473615054470

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  6. Kozak Member
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    Weebles

    The Beasts new campaign logo/ slogan..

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  7. Larry Koler Inactive
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    Tom Meyer, Ed.:I don’t get this. Jon is NeverTrump. How can he write an anti-Clinton piece?

    Yes, good point. It’s puzzling, isn’t it?

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