Can Hillary Do Anything Authentically? #DeleteYourBotsHillary

 

It’s Friday, and since that’s another day of the week, it means a further example of Hillary’s deception and deceit. The accumulated never-ending pile of poop emojis fills the massive trust and honesty deficit canyon known as Clinton, Inc. as exhibited in yesterday’s incredible video. Even after President Obama endorses the first female criminally investigated presidential nominee, her campaign continues to fray at its tattered and torn duplicitous edges.

If you spend anytime online beyond the friendly confines of Ricochet you are aware there is a yuge pro-Hillary support group who bounce from site to site and regurgitate similar spew with such vitriolic precision that it even astounds those who dwell under bridges. And yet, surprise … it now turns out that most of her soylent green “fans” are in fact not made of people, but bits and bytes. Yes, Hillary’s campaign is spending its contributors hard earned donations on creating robots to saturate Algore’s invention.

http://twitter.com/JaredWyand/status/741237605635883008

After watching 13 Hours last night (which was an exercise in discipline, not going on a twitter tirade) it makes you wonder how with all of her scandals, bribes, lies, obfuscation, corruption, etc. that this woman isn’t in jail.

My theory: I submit Hillary is in fact not human. Her abilities to sidestep law and morals and still be the leader of her party means one thing; Hillary is a beta test Terminator robot controlled by the sinister darkness who meet under a thousand feet of granite rock annually at Davos. Not too far in the distant future, they will be known as Skynet.

Prove me wrong.

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  1. Susan Quinn Contributor
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    So how the heck can we pull out her batteries??? Robots do use them, don’t they? Thanks for making a nice day yucky, David. ;-(

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  2. Irregardless Member
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    Susan Quinn:So how the heck can we pull out her batteries??? Robots do use them, don’t they? Thanks for making a nice day yucky, David. ;-(

    Didn’t eliminating the original Terminator take dumping it in a molten bath?  I’m willing to see if that works on Chalkboard.  (Yes, I stole that from someone here on Ricochet, and if I could remember from who I would give them due credit.)

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  3. Misthiocracy Member
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    brockman

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  4. DocJay Inactive
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    I can’t tell you you’re wrong.  I want to see her brain MRI for numerous reasons.

    She’s where she is because journalists don’t do their job.  She is where she is because she is amoral and ruthless.  She is where she is because she’s a democrat.  She has dirt on all the players so here she shall stay.  I’m ready for Her like I’m ready for a long  line of med students practicing prostate checks on me.

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  5. Songwriter Inactive
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    DocJay:I can’t tell you you’re wrong. I want to see her brain MRI for numerous reasons.

    She’s where she is because journalists don’t do their job.

    All your other points that followed are right – but you coulda stopped after the first one. There is no way HRC (or Bill or Barack, for that matter) could have gotten so far without the considerable help from a compliant and duplicitous media.

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  6. Aaron Swick Member
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    I found this on the internet it clearly shows this post is correct. Now where is Reese when we need him.

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  7. Fake John/Jane Galt Coolidge
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    What makes you think they are HRC bots?  They could easily be a different party that wants her to win.  NSA or other government entity, Russia, China, North Korea, maybe Twitter or FaceBook themselves.

    Oddly just this week I have had several friends that had their Facebook profiles duplicated and started spouting off progressive stuff while begging for money.  Things are getting interesting on the political front.

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  8. Kay Ludlow Member
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    Even her twitterbots are incompetent.

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  9. BrentB67 Inactive
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    Kay Ludlow:Even her twitterbots are incompetent.

    When did you get out of the witness protection program? You guys have been MIA lately. Hope all is well.

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  10. MBF Member
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    And while Trump was claiming he’s doing well with Latinos, protesters outside San Jose, Calif. rally got raucus

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  11. David Sussman Contributor
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    BrentB67:

    Kay Ludlow:Even her twitterbots are incompetent.

    When did you get out of the witness protection program? You guys have been MIA lately. Hope all is well.

    My thoughts too. Hey Kay! Regards to your hubby.

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  12. Misthiocracy Member
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    MBF:And while Trump was claiming he’s doing well with Latinos, protesters outside San Jose, Calif. rally got raucus

    Nice try, but HillaryBots are all women whose first name starts with A.

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  13. Vance Richards Member
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    So you don’ think Aaliyah Malina, Aaliyah Dangelo, and Alexande Sybil all just think alike? And if the Hillary campaign is going to stick with the twitterbots, they should probably think about upgrading their name generating algorithms

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  14. Fitz Inactive
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    I’m sure HillaryBots aren’t as cool as Katherine Ross and the wives, but your piece reminded me of this classic, nonetheless.

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  15. Misthiocracy Member
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    fembot

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  16. DocJay Inactive
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    Do you think Hillary sees her bots as flying monkeys she releases with a cackled ‘fly my pretties’?

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  17. David Sussman Contributor
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    DocJay:


    Do you think Hillary sees her bots as flying monkeys she releases with a cackled ‘fly my pretties’?

    Hillary_Clinton_Hell_campaign_2016_1024px

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  18. DocJay Inactive
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    David Sussman:

    DocJay:


    Do you think Hillary sees her bots as flying monkeys she releases with a cackled ‘fly my pretties’?

    Hillary_Clinton_Hell_campaign_2016_1024px

    There’s an old joke about a lawyer saying ‘ I’m melting’ when stepping in dog mess but somehow Hillary comes back stronger.  Mind boggling.

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  19. David Sussman Contributor
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    DocJay: There’s an old joke about a lawyer saying ‘ I’m melting’ when stepping in dog mess but somehow Hillary comes back stronger. Mind boggling.

    Our good friend Sabo drew this a while back. They enjoy a good 11 minutes plastered on SoCal utility boxes before being destroyed by Prius driving pajama boy snowflakes.

    hillary-flying-monkeys-e1413594350408

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  20. TeamAmerica Member
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    Sheesh, why didn’t anonymous warn us about this?

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  21. Misthiocracy Member
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    TeamAmerica:Sheesh, why didn’t anonymous warn us about this?

    I’m more outraged that James Pethokoukis didn’t warn us about the robots stealing jobs from hack political activists!

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  22. Scott Wilmot Member
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    Can Hillary do anything authentically?

    No.

    Prove me wrong.

    I can’t.

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  23. David Sussman Contributor
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    Scott Wilmot:Can Hillary do anything authentically?

    No.

    Prove me wrong.

    I can’t.

    Because I’m a woman.

    After the bathroom issue, that’s now starting to sound suspect.

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  24. DocJay Inactive
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    There’s a peculiar kind of patient,  that always wears the same shirt to the office.   Always and I’m going somewhere here.  One named Virginia had this floral shirt, smoked a couple packs a day and had cerebral vascular disease with a stroke so I got a MRI of her head.   She asked me about any odd foreign objects in her head.   Umm, why?  Well she’d had horrible migraines all her life until one night while managing a motel near Vegas which was incidentally on….wait for it….an Indian burial ground…..she had an experience.  The experience was….wait for it….an alien abduction…..where visitors put a device in her head that had the pleasant side benefit of was the ending of her migraines.

    No device seen on MRI

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  25. David Sussman Contributor
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    DocJay:There’s a peculiar kind of patient, that always wears the same shirt to the office. Always and I’m going somewhere here. One named Virginia had this floral shirt, smoked a couple packs a day and had cerebral vascular disease with a stroke so I got a MRI of her head. She asked me about any odd foreign objects in her head. Umm, why? Well she’d had horrible migraines all her life until one night while managing a motel near Vegas which was incidentally on….wait for it….an Indian burial ground…..she had an experience. The experience was….wait for it….an alien abduction…..where visitors put a device in her head that had the pleasant side benefit of was the ending of her migraines.

    No device seen on MRI

    Was her last name Slim’s?

    Whens your book coming out Doc?

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  26. TeamAmerica Member
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    DocJay:There’s a peculiar kind of patient, that always wears the same shirt to the office. Always and I’m going somewhere here. One named Virginia had this floral shirt, smoked a couple packs a day and had cerebral vascular disease with a stroke so I got a MRI of her head. She asked me about any odd foreign objects in her head. Umm, why? Well she’d had horrible migraines all her life until one night while managing a motel near Vegas which was incidentally on….wait for it….an Indian burial ground…..she had an experience. The experience was….wait for it….an alien abduction…..where visitors put a device in her head that had the pleasant side benefit of was the ending of her migraines.

    No device seen on MRI

    Afaik, Virginia read this comment, and immediately visualized a pot of gold from a malpractice/violation of privacy suit. I gather she has contacted Sal Padula and RyanM and you’ll soon be hearing from them.

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  27. DocJay Inactive
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    TeamAmerica:

    DocJay:There’s a peculiar kind of patient, that always wears the same shirt to the office. Always and I’m going somewhere here. One named Virginia had this floral shirt, smoked a couple packs a day and had cerebral vascular disease with a stroke so I got a MRI of her head. She asked me about any odd foreign objects in her head. Umm, why? Well she’d had horrible migraines all her life until one night while managing a motel near Vegas which was incidentally on….wait for it….an Indian burial ground…..she had an experience. The experience was….wait for it….an alien abduction…..where visitors put a device in her head that had the pleasant side benefit of was the ending of her migraines.

    No device seen on MRI

    Afaik, Virginia read this comment, and immediately visualized a pot of gold from a malpractice/violation of privacy suit. I gather she has contacted Sal Padula and RyanM and you’ll soon be hearing from them.

    She died in in the last century so probably I’m in the clear.

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  28. Probable Cause Inactive
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    When I read the headline recently, “Clinton makes history,” I thought she must have told the truth about something.

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  29. Songwriter Inactive
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    Probable Cause:When I read the headline recently, “Clinton makes history,” I thought she must have told the truth about something.

    Or put the welfare of someone else before her own.

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  30. Lazy_Millennial Inactive
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    Kay Ludlow:Even her twitterbots are incompetent.

    One thing I will give Trump’s rabid Twitter fans- they can be absolutely hilarious. Horrifyingly racist and antisemitic, but occasionally hilarious.

    Examples: when Trump was first accused of antisemitism, suddenly their were hundreds of twitter eggs with Jewish last names. When the Trump University scandal first broke, all the eggs were suddenly PhD’s.

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