Angela Merkel Doesn’t Think That’s Funny

 

merkel burqaOne time my husband and I were having a fabulous dinner with friends — he from France, she American. We laughed about everything all night long, until someone made a joke about food. Our Frenchman instantly sobered up. “Food,” he said reprovingly, “is not funny.” Which of course caused the rest of us even greater hilarity.

Mark Steyn has a blistering, brilliant essay on the case of the German satirist facing a criminal inquiry from the German government (at the request of the Ottoman Empire Turkish government) for making a joke about a goat and Recep Erdogan:

A free society does not threaten a guy with years in gaol for writing a poem. If you don’t know that that’s wrong, you should just cut to the chase and appoint yourself mutasarrıfa of Erdogan’s neo-Ottoman sanjak of Berlin.

What a disgraceful person she is, the worst German chancellor since …well, I don’t want to go all Godwin’s this early in the piece. But a few years ago, when Maclean’s and I had our triple-jeopardy difficulties with the Canadian “Human Rights” Commission, the Ontario “Human Rights” Commission and the British Columbia “Human Rights” Tribunal, the response of many of my fellow Canadians to the eventual outcome was along the lines of: “Well, I don’t know what Steyn was making such a fuss about. The process played itself out and he was acquitted. So the system worked.”

…As I said, people who say, well, we have a “strong justice system” so let’s let the process play out are either innocents who’ve never been tied up in court or cold cynics. The German Chancellor can hardly be an innocent in these matters. Like the Canadian Islamic Congress, she has a “strategic objective” and regardless of the verdict this trial will help her achieve it: There will be fewer poems, fewer satirical sketches, fewer jokes — not just about Erdogan, but about Islam in general. To reprise my old line: The process is the punishment.

Boris Johnson also has a hircine-laden essay in The Telegraph making the case for being allowed to make jokes, even puerile and offensive ones.

But I don’t think there is anyone of any importance who seriously believes that there has been any kind of romance involving the President of Turkey, Recep Tayyip Erdogan, and any other non-human mammal, caprine or otherwise.

So, when a young German comedian called the Turkish leader a “goat –––––––”, in a little-watched broadcast on March 31, you might have thought that the best response – from Turkey’s point of view – was a dignified silence. Yes, I suppose it was puerile. And yes, I accept that it was not in especially good taste. But it was what we call a joke. It is utterly bewildering – and slightly shocking – that the Turkish leader has failed to see this.

The episode has, as they say, got his goat, and he has deployed all Turkey’s diplomatic and political weight in an effort to persecute the satirist, 35-year-old TV host Jan Boehmermann. He and the Turkish government have officially demanded that the presenter should be prosecuted for lèse-majesté – in this case causing offence to the leader of a foreign state – under an all-but defunct statute that dates back to 1871 and the reign of Kaiser Wilhelm II.

Incredible though it may seem, the journalist could face five years in jail. But what is truly incredible – indeed what is positively sickening – is that the German government has agreed at the express request of Angela Merkel that the prosecution should go ahead. She did not have to do so. She could have said no. The matter was entirely at her discretion. Plenty of German politicians were telling her that any such legal action would be an outrageous infringement of free speech – an act of censorship that smacked of some of the darkest moments in Germany’s 20th century history.

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  1. Manny Coolidge
    Manny
    @Manny

    Poor Angela Merkel.  Until this disastrous decision to let in a million muslims, she was arguably the best leader in the world.  Such are the politics of immigration.  A leader would be best served to be rhetorically against immigration while being forced to let in a discriminating few.

    And frankly Merkel deserves that graphic of her in a burka or whatever it’s called.  She deserves to lose any election that she will be facing.

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  2. Mike LaRoche Inactive
    Mike LaRoche
    @MikeLaRoche

    To paraphrase a line from Gone With The Wind, Muslims should be offended, and often, and by someone who knows how.

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  3. 9thDistrictNeighbor Member
    9thDistrictNeighbor
    @9thDistrictNeighbor

    Mike LaRoche:To paraphrase a line from Gone With The Wind, Muslims should be offended, and often, and by someone who knows how.

    But apparently, too many don’t give a ….

    What we need is more Scarlett…”I can shoot straight, if I don’t have to shoot too far.”

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  4. 9thDistrictNeighbor Member
    9thDistrictNeighbor
    @9thDistrictNeighbor

    EThompson: They buy into this cult of death; again, difficult to defend against people who believe martyrdom is a good and honorable thing.

    We did it once 70 years ago, but it took two really big bombs.

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  5. Tim Wright Inactive
    Tim Wright
    @TimWright

    Merkel grew up in East German communist politics. Her default position is Stasi.

    tim

    (Also, lose the nonsense about Berlinski. Don’t agree with everything she says, but a really excellent writer.)

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  6. James Gawron Inactive
    James Gawron
    @JamesGawron

    Robert Lux:

    drlorentz:

    Robert Lux: Just remember, Claire Berlinski thinks Merkel is “the only sane person in German politics”

    Ms. Berlinski has jumped the shark.

    Yes, that — and jumped into Herman Kahn’s “educated incapacity.”

    I honestly do not think — I hesitate, as the field is rife with competition — but I do not think I’ve come across a more obtuse statement from somebody claiming to be intelligent as seen in Claire’s recent avowal that the EU an impossibility, only to follow that in the next paragraph with an “all speed ahead” for greater political integration of the EU.

    Genferei has been very perceptive in remarking that the EU has precisely been the very source of the problems Ms. Berlinski otherwise decries…

    Robert,

    To defend Claire she has also raised the question of the rise of illiberal democracy. In specific, she is referring to Putin’s Russia and Erdogan’s Turkey. She is also quite eurocentric and like Mrs. Merkel doesn’t see the complete picture when it comes to the migrants. What I find interesting in this issue is that illiberality is spreading to the EU from Turkey instead of the other way around. This is why Boris Johnson’s response is so pertinent. If the economic scare tactics of EU are overrated, the security posture of the EU nearly non-existent, and finally now the liberal values of Europe threatened by the EU’s slide into illiberality, what is the incentive for Britain not to opt for Brexit?

    If one wanted the EU to survive Mrs. Merkel would invite Boris to tea immediately and seriously consider any policy recommendations he had. Otherwise Brexit baby.

    Regards,

    Jim

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  7. Tobermory Inactive
    Tobermory
    @Tobermory

    In honour of Angela Merkel’s decision, Douglas Murray is hosting a “President Erdogan Offensive Poetry Contest” over at the Spectator.

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  8. Grendel Member
    Grendel
    @Grendel

    So much for Bono’s proposal to a US House of Representatives committee that the way to fight ISIL is to send comedians to mock them.  He specifically mentioned Sacha Baron-Cohen, Amy Shumer, and Chris Rock.

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  9. Lidens Cheng Member
    Lidens Cheng
    @LidensCheng

    Kay of MT:

    EThompson: I believe the world has never witnessed the intensity of such evil and I say this taking serious note of Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot and Idi Amin.

    The fact that our current politicians, government administrators, heads of other countries have bought into this evil is terrifying to me.

    Leftists don’t understand true evil until they’re about to get their heads chopped off.

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  10. starnescl Inactive
    starnescl
    @starnescl

    CB Toder aka Mama Toad:

    Lidens Cheng:We can’t even joke. Western civilization is going out with a whimper, not a bang.

    We can, and must, joke!

    Das ist nicht lustig.

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  11. James Gawron Inactive
    James Gawron
    @JamesGawron

    Grendel:So much for Bono’s proposal to a US House of Representatives committee that the way to fight ISIL is to send comedians to mock them. He specifically mentioned Sacha Baron-Cohen, Amy Shumer, and Chris Rock.

    Gren,

    Well, it takes a village doesn’t it. I recommend that the three of them be parachuted immediately into an ISIS held village in Iraq. We can start a betting pool on how long each of them survives. Bergdahl shut up and collaborated. I don’t see these three having that much sense.

    Sacha Baron-Cohen beheaded immediately.

    Amy Shumer gang raped for the first day. When they realize she would never stop talking beheaded the next day.

    Chris Rock is doing well as they find him funny at first. Then on the second day, Chris makes the mistake of insulting the Prophet. He is beheaded immediately.

    What’s your best guess?

    Regards,

    Jim

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  12. Lidens Cheng Member
    Lidens Cheng
    @LidensCheng

    Grendel:So much for Bono’s proposal to a US House of Representatives committee that the way to fight ISIL is to send comedians to mock them. He specifically mentioned Sacha Baron-Cohen, Amy Shumer, and Chris Rock.

    Humor was a great way to alert the public to the evilness of Islam in the beginning. It’s too late now. And most leftist comedians are cowards. Understandable. Muslims are the only group that has the muscle to carry out their threats after all. They’re the ones that wait for us at the end of our driveways or in front of our offices. So we censor ourselves or in this case, the state censors us. This is how Free Speech dies.

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  13. CB Toder aka Mama Toad Member
    CB Toder aka Mama Toad
    @CBToderakaMamaToad

    starnescl:

    CB Toder aka Mama Toad:

    Lidens Cheng:We can’t even joke. Western civilization is going out with a whimper, not a bang.

    We can, and must, joke!

    Das ist nicht lustig.

    du und deine mutti

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  14. Kozak Member
    Kozak
    @Kozak

    Grendel:So much for Bono’s proposal to a US House of Representatives committee that the way to fight ISIL is to send comedians to mock them. He specifically mentioned Sacha Baron-Cohen, Amy Shumer, and Chris Rock.

    ” Take my head….please!”

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  15. Michael Brehm Lincoln
    Michael Brehm
    @MichaelBrehm

    This is the appropriate response when some punk Turk attempts to throw his weight around Europe. A word of warning: the Zaporozhian Cossacks did not have a CoC; the above link is a masterwork of  invective.

    350px-Ilja_Jefimowitsch_Repin_-_Reply_of_the_Zaporozhian_Cossacks_-_Yorck

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  16. Kozak Member
    Kozak
    @Kozak

    Michael Brehm:This is the appropriate response when some punk Turk attempts to throw his weight around Europe. A word of warning: the Zaporozhian Cossacks did not have a CoC; the above link is a masterwork of invective.

    350px-Ilja_Jefimowitsch_Repin_-_Reply_of_the_Zaporozhian_Cossacks_-_Yorck

    A man after my own heart…

    Letter

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  17. starnescl Inactive
    starnescl
    @starnescl

    CB Toder aka Mama Toad:

    starnescl:

    CB Toder aka Mama Toad:

    Lidens Cheng:We can’t even joke. Western civilization is going out with a whimper, not a bang.

    We can, and must, joke!

    Das ist nicht lustig.

    du und deine mutti

    Please – don’t use that familiar, 2nd person, tone with me when talking about meine Mutter :)

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  18. CB Toder aka Mama Toad Member
    CB Toder aka Mama Toad
    @CBToderakaMamaToad

    starnescl:

    CB Toder aka Mama Toad:

    starnescl:

    CB Toder aka Mama Toad:

    Lidens Cheng:We can’t even joke. Western civilization is going out with a whimper, not a bang.

    We can, and must, joke!

    Das ist nicht lustig.

    du und deine mutti

    Please – don’t use that familiar, 2nd person, tone with me when talking about meine Mutter :)

    I was trying to replicate “Yo’ Mama!” in German, so I’ll let it stand…

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  19. CB Toder aka Mama Toad Member
    CB Toder aka Mama Toad
    @CBToderakaMamaToad

    CB Toder aka Mama Toad:

    starnescl:

    CB Toder aka Mama Toad:

    starnescl:

    CB Toder aka Mama Toad:

    Lidens Cheng:We can’t even joke. Western civilization is going out with a whimper, not a bang.

    We can, and must, joke!

    Das ist nicht lustig.

    du und deine mutti

    Please – don’t use that familiar, 2nd person, tone with me when talking about meine Mutter :)

    I was trying to replicate “Yo’ Mama!” in German, so I’ll let it stand…

    “Deine mutter ist so lustige…” “Wie lustige ist sie?”

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  20. CB Toder aka Mama Toad Member
    CB Toder aka Mama Toad
    @CBToderakaMamaToad

    Boris Johnson (Go BoJo!) unveiling the replica of the Palmyra arch destroyed by Islamic State (Russia Today had better video up, but I feel wrong using their links):

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6d7pFBEdPk

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  21. starnescl Inactive
    starnescl
    @starnescl

    CB Toder aka Mama Toad:

    starnescl:

    CB Toder aka Mama Toad:

    starnescl:

    CB Toder aka Mama Toad:

    Lidens Cheng:We can’t even joke. Western civilization is going out with a whimper, not a bang.

    We can, and must, joke!

    Das ist nicht lustig.

    du und deine mutti

    Please – don’t use that familiar, 2nd person, tone with me when talking about meine Mutter :)

    I was trying to replicate “Yo’ Mama!” in German, so I’ll let it stand…

    Ich bin fertig mit dir.  Jetzt ist die Zeit, auf Ricochet , wenn wir tanzen. (Ich bin mir sicher – das ist nicht idomatisch.)

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  22. starnescl Inactive
    starnescl
    @starnescl

    And Mama Toad – I loved the: you and your mother!

    German is simply under appreciated as a language of comedy.  Good, guttural, funny language.

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  23. Richard Fulmer Inactive
    Richard Fulmer
    @RichardFulmer

    drlorentz:

    Robert Lux: Just remember, Claire Berlinski thinks Merkel is “the only sane person in German politics”

    Ms. Berlinski has jumped the shark.

    Oh my G-d.  What if Berlinski is right?!  Imagine what the other people in German politics must be like!

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  24. TerMend Inactive
    TerMend
    @TeresaMendoza

    CB Toder aka Mama Toad:

    CB Toder aka Mama Toad:

    starnescl:

    CB Toder aka Mama Toad:

    starnescl:

    CB Toder aka Mama Toad:

    Lidens Cheng:We can’t even joke. Western civilization is going out with a whimper, not a bang.

    We can, and must, joke!

    Das ist nicht lustig.

    du und deine mutti

    Please – don’t use that familiar, 2nd person, tone with me when talking about meine Mutter :)

    I was trying to replicate “Yo’ Mama!” in German, so I’ll let it stand…

    “Deine mutter ist so lustige…” “Wie lustige ist sie?”

    Sigh. I miss Johnny Carson.

    (But I love my dashboard translator!)

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  25. TerMend Inactive
    TerMend
    @TeresaMendoza

    starnescl: Ich bin fertig mit dir. Jetzt ist die Zeit, auf Ricochet , wenn wir tanzen. (Ich bin mir sicher – das ist nicht idomatisch.)

    “I am finished with you. Now the time, on Ricochet, is if we dance. (I am safe me – that is not idomatisch.”

    “Idomatisch” beat my dashboard translator.

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  26. TerMend Inactive
    TerMend
    @TeresaMendoza

    Richard Fulmer:

    drlorentz:

    Robert Lux: Just remember, Claire Berlinski thinks Merkel is “the only sane person in German politics”

    Ms. Berlinski has jumped the shark.

    Oh my G-d. What if Berlinski is right?! Imagine what the other people in German politics must be like!

    This reminds me of something my nephew (yes, the tool)  tweeted a few months ago:  “OMG. What if Trump wins . . . and he’s great?”

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  27. TerMend Inactive
    TerMend
    @TeresaMendoza

    starnescl:And Mama Toad – I loved the: you and your mother!

    German is simply under appreciated as a language of comedy. Good, guttural, funny language.

    Did you ever watch the sitcom “30 Rock”? There was a running joke about the two leads’ common love of German.

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  28. Mike Silver Inactive
    Mike Silver
    @Mikescapes

    Everybody’s taking the opportunity to jump (pardon the expression) on Claire. I’d like to see her original statements in context and hear her response.

    I thought the picture of Merkel in the hijab was funny as hell. I don’t buy the Nazi comparison. This is a new phenomenon. It’s more a question of political correctness gone off the rails. What’s the Muslim connection? Erdogan is a head of state, Turkish Muslim, not a German immigrant Muslim. Is Merkel playing to her new constituency? Yeah, likely. If so, it’s pathetic seeing Germany bow to intimidation by waves of immigrants with no intention of becoming Europeans.

    Same kind of thing happening in the U.S. Gutless politicians and their followers bending over for people who have no respect for the country.

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  29. CB Toder aka Mama Toad Member
    CB Toder aka Mama Toad
    @CBToderakaMamaToad

    Mike Silver:Everybody’s taking the opportunity to jump (pardon the expression) on Claire. I’d like to see her original statements in context and hear her response.

    “Everybody” is doing no such thing. I haven’t even mentioned Claire, either in my OP or in any subsequent comments. Most of these comments neither speak of Claire nor reference any comments about Claire. Chill, brother.

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  30. Ball Diamond Ball Member
    Ball Diamond Ball
    @BallDiamondBall

    Mike, it’s not everybody. Believe me, most people are holding their tongues.  Do your own homework. Search from Google.

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