Five Things Your IT Guy Wants You to Know

 

shutterstock_2581956531. You aren’t an auto-mechanic, either…

… but you know how to drive your car. That’s why we call you “users”: because you use the computer and that doesn’t mean you have to be a computer expert. Some things you should know how to do: find an application that isn’t on your desktop, create a shortcut, know the difference between copying files and moving files, clear jammed paper from a printer. It isn’t our job to teach you to use Excel. If you don’t know how vlookup works, consult Google. We don’t use excel, except once a year to calculate 1.5% of $21.

2. There’s nothing you can break…

… that we can’t fix. So try new things. We promise you, if you break it, we can fix it. And if we can’t fix it, it probably wasn’t you that broke it. So click around on stuff. Figure out how it works. We like users who know what they are doing, and are willing to figure stuff out on their own. In fact, this is why we often don’t get back to you on simple stuff. Because we know you’ll get tired of waiting, and just figure it out.

3. We don’t care…

… what your brother-in-law (or insert any family member here) said about how to fix whatever problem it is that you have. We also don’t care how they did it at the last place you worked. They have their network, and we have ours. And while there may be some things similar, there are always a great many differences. So just sit back, check Facebook on your phone, and you’ll be back to checking Facebook and Ricochet on your work computer in no time.

4. Which brings me to…

Yes, we actually have the time to sit and monitor what you do on the Internet. Just kidding. We don’t. And it isn’t our web filter. It is management’s web filter. Nine times out of ten — no strike that: ten times out of ten — when your boss brings you a report saying you spend too much time on Facebook at work, it’s because your boss thinks you spend too much time on Facebook at work. And he asked us for a report. Which we hate, because it takes time away from us checking Face… um … checking for updated drivers for “the server”.

5. The problem with 5 is …

… there are actually a million other things we want you to know. Like, the fact that disk space isn’t cheap. That backups are tough. That the network isn’t slow. That, if we had all the money in the world, we’d buy you whatever computer you think you need but we don’t, and that you don’t get administrative rights to your computer because — if you did — you’d install software that infects your computer, causing more work for us …

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  1. She Member
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    Jamie Lockett:

    She: I agree with your point–we’re all in this together, and don’t be haughty. However, just try outsourcing the IT function for your organization to another company, where you actually have to pay the bills, for a while, and you’ll quickly find out that internal IT is almost always a bargain. One of the reasons that IT is viewed as a ‘cost center’ is that, historically, it hasn’t been very good at documenting its work, usually on the theory that all that time spend doing paperwork and tracking just isn’t worth it, and takes away from productive work time. If your IT guy filled presented you an ‘invoice’ based on standard market rates for your area, for each encounter you had with him, or for everything he did for you, you might change your mind. Of course, this depends on your industry. Mine was healthcare which requires attention 7x24x365. No outside contractor/vendor could ever come close to beating our ‘rates.’

    By cost center I mean: something the organization doesn’t not actively market in order to bring in revenue.

    This doesn’t mean it isn’t valuable or that it doesn’t contribute to the bottom line. Many times the attitude I see from the IT professionals in my employ is owe where they believe they are the most important guys in the building. They are important, but so are the other guys they so often throw attitude at.

    OK, I appreciate the clarification.

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  2. Jamie Lockett Member
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    1967mustangman: The vast majority of IT guys I know don’t conform to the stereotypes that Jamie Lockett is putting forth.  When they do get frustrated it’s because they have answered the same question for you fifty times.  You may make more than me, you may be more important to the company than me, but that doesn’t mean you can’t learn something new that really isn’t that difficult to learn.  You learned to use your iPhone you should be able to learn how to adjust your printer settings. Yes, we are a cost center but we are a cost center that enables you to do your job and in many companies it is the technology that we implement and maintain that gives us the competitive edge you maintain.  Don’t forget it and don’t take it for granted.  The IT market is hot right now and if you treat your IT guys like they are replaceable the ones that can leave will and you will be stuck with those that can’t.  My God have mercy on your souls if that happens to you.

    To be clear – I love my IT department and they do a stellar job. What I do encounter, and what annoys me, is an attitude that treats people who don’t know these things as somehow lesser. I encounter resistance to even showing someone how to do something even one time (this is mostly from younger IT professionals).

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  3. Eeyore Member
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    Jamie Lockett:

    Misthiocracy:

    Jamie Lockett:Somethings your executives want IT Guys to know:

    1) You are a cost center and not a driver of revenue. The guys who you deride as lacking in skills actually pay your salary. The guy who is driving revenue might not have time to unclog that printer or go poking around to figure stuff out. That’s why they employ you.

    Right, because only for-profit organizations have IT departments…

    Are you saying that non-profits don’t have revenue concerns and hire people to drive revenue?

    If only for their own internal benefit. I remember reading long ago that one year World Wildlife Fund posted 96% of revenue going to Administrative and Overhead. And that Sierra Club was snickered at for having the fanciest digs on K Street.

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  4. Misthiocracy Member
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    Jamie Lockett:

    Misthiocracy: Not the ones I work for.

    How did they operate without revenue? Everyone worked for free?

    Taxpayers are a delightful source of revenue.

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  5. Spin Inactive
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    Jamie Lockett: Ah, and you’re assuming “unclogging a printer” was part of my job description?

    No.  I am assuming that a great many things that users claim they cannot know without being a “computer expert” they actually can know, and they would be better employees if they did know it.

    I recognize that your average executive doesn’t have time to unclog a printer.  But I bet that super secret thing he wants printed (to his little deskjet printer that he absolutely must have because his stuff is so super secret that he has to have his own printer and which must be color because “MSN” and which has to be inkjet because he’s too cheap to buy a laser) would get in his hot hands faster if he did know how to unclog his own printer.

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  6. Misthiocracy Member
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    Spin:

    Jamie Lockett: The guy who is driving revenue might not have time to unclog that printer or go poking around to figure stuff out. That’s why they employ you.

    This is horse crap. I’m not asking end users to learn how to write static routes and put them into the core switch stack. I’m asking them to know how to use the tools they need to use in order to do their job. The same tools they said the knew how to use when they interviewed.

    I’m not asking an architect to learn to use a nail gun. I’m asking a framer to know how to adjust the pressure on the compressor that feeds the nail gun he’s using. In that industry, if the framer had to call tech support, he wouldn’t be on the job very long.

    Boss: I hear you were complaining about my favourite employee’s lack of computer skills. ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY HIRING JUDGEMENT?!?!

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  7. Jamie Lockett Member
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    Spin: I recognize that your average executive doesn’t have time to unclog a printer.  But I bet that super secret thing he wants printed (to his little deskjet printer that he absolutely must have because his stuff is so super secret that he has to have his own printer and which must be color because “MSN” and which has to be inkjet because he’s too cheap to buy a laser) would get in his hot hands faster if he did know how to unclog his own printer.

    See this is the attitude I was talking about.

    Who are you to know what the needs of the executive are?

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  8. Spin Inactive
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    Jamie Lockett: What I do encounter, and what annoys me, is an attitude that treats people who don’t know these things as somehow lesser

    You are right, and I try to eliminate this attitude from the people I hire.

    But the other side of the coin is the user who refuses to learn a simple thing.  Most users aren’t this way, and it’s the ones who are that I’m railing against.

    Like the gal who called the Help Desk just the other day because she couldn’t find a hi-res photo of her dog to be used as her wallpaper…

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  9. She Member
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    Spin:

    Misthiocracy:The stubborn moron who willfully refuses to learn how to use a computer has other “skills” or “attributes” considered vital by your/my employer. . . .

    It’s not really the moron’s fault, is it? It’s the manager who hired them. The job description probably has a line or two about “demonstrated PC skills”. But they didn’t vet those skills.

    You are right when you say that paying attention to PC (or other computer) skills is important.

    But I think one of the ‘gaps’ between management and IT and end occurs when people forget that computers are merely tools to help us do our jobs better.  For the most part, they don’t do the jobs for us.

    Hiring someone who can’t do accounting, and then giving him a computer with the latest version of Excel on it, doesn’t fix anything.  Even if he’s a fairly accomplished PC user, he’s still only going to be a mediocre accountant.

    Hiring someone who’s a terrific accountant, but a lousy PC user, means that that person’s probably not going to be able to provide his or her boss with the reports and presentations that are expected, unless everyone’s willing to sit down with a pencil and paper, or unless he’s willing to invest significant time in learning how to use a new tool.

    IMHO, a lot of the tension that develops between IT and ‘users’ has nothing to do with one or the other going into the encounter with an attitude of superiority.

    It has to do with a lack of understanding of the boundaries of each other’s jobs.

    No matter how good I am with computers (and I’m really good), I can’t turn you into an accountant just because I’m better at using Excel than you are.  I can’t turn you into a better doctor or a scheduling whiz just because I installed your practice management system, or set up your network.  If you’re a wonderful nurse, and you resent every moment that you have to spend with a keyboard, because it takes you away from face-to-face patient contact, that isn’t my fault.   Your job now requires that you wrestle with, and come to grips with, some computer expertise, because I don’t know what the difference is between things like “staff view” and “check-in/check-out view.”  That’s on you to understand.

    You take care of understanding how to do your job, and I’ll take care of understanding how to do mine.  And we all need to understand that all our jobs are changing, and we all need to adapt.  I really do think it’s as simple as that.

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  10. Jamie Lockett Member
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    Misthiocracy: Taxpayers are a delightful source of revenue.

    But there was still revenue, and still people responsible for bringing in that revenue.

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  11. Spin Inactive
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    Jamie Lockett: Who are you to know what the needs of the executive are?

    Well, because he called and said it was super urgent that he get his MSN article printed.  I just figure if it’s so urgent, then why wait for IT to show up?

    Isn’t the other side of this the attitude that you are too good or smart to unjam a printer?  It’s not that I don’t want to unjam it.  It’s that you could do it just as easy and fast as me, faster really, because you could do it in the time it took you to call me and ask me to do it.

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  12. Jamie Lockett Member
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    Spin: Well, because he called and said it was super urgent that he get his MSN article printed.  I just figure if it’s so urgent, then why wait for IT to show up? Isn’t the other side of this the attitude that you are too good or smart to unjam a printer?  It’s not that I don’t want to unjam it.  It’s that you could do it just as easy and fast as me, faster really, because you could do it in the time it took you to call me and ask me to do it.

    To be honest, the number of times I’ve attempted to fix a hardware issue and caused further issues are greater than the number of times I’ve actually fixed the issue. I have the attitude of “ask IT before I make it worse”.

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  13. Concretevol Thatcher
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    Spin: This is horse crap.  I’m not asking end users to learn how to write static routes and put them into the core switch stack.

    That’s good because I have no idea what the hell you are talking about….but I can take care of a printer jam thank you very much.  :)

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  14. Miffed White Male Member
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    Jamie Lockett:

    By cost center I mean: something the organization does not actively market in order to bring in revenue.

    This doesn’t mean it isn’t valuable or that it doesn’t contribute to the bottom line. Many times the attitude I see from the IT professionals in my employ is owe where they believe they are the most important guys in the building. They are important, but so are the other guys they so often throw attitude at.

    Depends on how you define “important”.

    Many, many years ago, we were about a week away from go-live on a new ERP system for the manufacturing company where I worked (you’ve heard of it).  I was the sole DBA supporting the system.

    I still remember the moment as I was sitting in my office looking at a stack of backup tapes on the table and realizing that once we were on that system, if I screwed up badly enough, I could single-handedly put the company out of business.

    An accountant, a production planner, a salesman or an engineer could make a bad decision and hurt the company but probably not put it out of business.  The President and CEO could screw up a decision  and put the company out of business in  a few years.

    I could knock it out in less than a week.

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  15. Spin Inactive
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    She: Hiring someone who can’t do accounting, and then giving him a computer with the latest version of Excel on it, doesn’t fix anything.  Even if he’s a fairly accomplished PC user, he’s still only going to be a mediocre accountant.

    The funny thing is, in my nearly 30 years at this, the accounting department is the only department I’ve seen that regularly tests applicants for their skill at key tools, like excel.  I’ve never known and accounting manager to hire someone who can’t demonstrate proficiency.

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  16. 1967mustangman Inactive
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    Jamie Lockett: To be clear – I love my IT department and they do a stellar job. What I do encounter, and what annoys me, is an attitude that treats people who don’t know these things as somehow lesser. I encounter resistance to even showing someone how to do something even one time (this is mostly from younger IT professionals).

    Okay this I undertand.  Sounds more like an issued of being young than being in IT.

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  17. Spin Inactive
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    Jamie Lockett: To be honest, the number of times I’ve attempted to fix a hardware issue and caused further issues are greater than the number of times I’ve actually fixed the issue. I have the attitude of “ask IT before I make it worse”.

    Yeah, I’m not asking you to know how to swap a hard drive or add RAM.  You cannot tell me that your rule of thumb for a printer jam is “I might make it worse.”

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  18. Spin Inactive
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    Miffed White Male: I could knock it out in less than a week.

    I know that feeling…

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  19. Miffed White Male Member
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    Spin:

    Miffed White Male: I could knock it out in less than a week.

    I know that feeling…

    As luck would have it…

    The second day after go-live, the system crashed in early afternoon and the database wouldn’t open up thanks to some corrupted logs.

    I was on the phone  with support for about two hours while I had my boss and a VP [who was one of the more intimidating men I’d ever met]  standing on the other side of my desk with theirs arms folded across their chests.  Towards the end of that two hours there was a serious conversation going on between them about when we would make the decision to roll back to the old system [which was still an option since we’d only been up for a day and a half].

    One of the best moments of my professional life was when I got that database open while they were standing there.  And I impressed the VP enough with my ability to work under pressure that I was well-rewarded down the line.

    I still wouldn’t want to go through those few hours again though.

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  20. Eeyore Member
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    Spin:

    Jamie Lockett: To be honest, the number of times I’ve attempted to fix a hardware issue and caused further issues are greater than the number of times I’ve actually fixed the issue. I have the attitude of “ask IT before I make it worse”.

    Yeah, I’m not asking you to know how to swap a hard drive or add RAM. You cannot tell me that your rule of thumb for a printer jam is “I might make it worse.”

    Spin, you haven’t met some of the thumbs I’ve known.

    It was years ago, and was even about a paper jam. This guy opened the first (unlatched) door of the copier. He saw the edge of the piece of paper and began to pull hard on the part covering the paper. He didn’t seem aware (or care) that part had to be unlatched. Fortunately, rapid intervention prevented a call to the (outside) copier contractor.

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  21. Misthiocracy Member
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    When I’m having one of those days where I’m ready to strangle to death the many computer-illiterate morons who outrank me in the pecking order, I ask myself a very simple question: “If I’m so smart, how come I’m not in charge?”

    The answer reminds me of my place, and I slink back into my salariman’s funk.

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  22. Jamie Lockett Member
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    I’ve broken a printer or two.

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  23. 1967mustangman Inactive
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    Misthiocracy:When I’m having one of those days where I’m ready to strangle to death the many computer-illiterate morons who outrank me in the pecking order, I ask myself a very simple question: “If I’m so smart, how come I’m not in charge?”

    The answer reminds me of my place, and I slink back into my salariman’s funk.

    Because you work for a corruption-ridden bureaucracy that values where you went to school and who your father is over actual smarts?

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  24. Wordcooper Inactive
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    I am in IT and have been on both sides of the divide. I have called vendors with problems that turned out to be a stupid error on my part. What I have found is that it is easier to empathize with the user than to create an adversarial relationship.

    I still have to deal with those few users who test my patience (it doesn’t work and I didn’t change a thing!!!!). I also have more fun now being on the user’s side and mock complaining about the silly computers. Most users, when they know I am on their side, will admit to (possibly) causing the problem.

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  25. Misthiocracy Member
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    1967mustangman:

    Misthiocracy:When I’m having one of those days where I’m ready to strangle to death the many computer-illiterate morons who outrank me in the pecking order, I ask myself a very simple question: “If I’m so smart, how come I’m not in charge?”

    The answer reminds me of my place, and I slink back into my salariman’s funk.

    Because you work for a corruption-ridden bureaucracy that values where you went to school and who your father is over actual smarts?

    Other possibilities:

    • Because the only place I’m employable is a corruption-ridden bureaucracy where etc, etc, …
    • Because people dumb enough to hire me are also dumb enough to hire even dumber people.
    • Because if I was smart enough to be in charge I’d have an IT department to push around therefore I wouldn’t bother learning how to use a computer either.

    ;-)

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  26. jetstream Inactive
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    Misthiocracy:When I’m having one of those days where I’m ready to strangle to death the many computer-illiterate morons who outrank me in the pecking order, I ask myself a very simple question: “If I’m so smart, how come I’m not in charge?”

    The answer reminds me of my place, and I slink back into my salariman’s funk.

    Well, if you choose a professional career over an executive career, a little advice based on experience. Choose your profession carefully.

    An advantage of a career flying airplanes, besides from not having to actually work, is dealing with problem executives or passengers. For those moments when a passenger gets overly cantankerous – flying inverted for a couple of minutes gets them over their bad attitude 100% of the time. Makes for high levels of job satisfaction.

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  27. Eugene Kriegsmann Member
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    As a teacher in Seattle Schools, I was the first level of tech support for the people in my building. When someone, from principal to custodial engineer, had a problem they would call me first. Everyone of the five statements above are absolutely true. I would add just one more since I dealt with it at least once a month.

    6- Check your power supply. If someone has accidentally kicked the switch on your surge protector or knocked the plug out of the wall it is highly unlikely that your computer and monitor will boot up.

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  28. Fricosis Guy Listener
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    This list and thread highlight some the reasons that my (real) Twitter profile reads “recovering” CIO.

    It’s good to be back on the revenue-generating side again.

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  29. 1967mustangman Inactive
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    Misthiocracy:

    1967mustangman:

    Misthiocracy:When I’m having one of those days where I’m ready to strangle to death the many computer-illiterate morons who outrank me in the pecking order, I ask myself a very simple question: “If I’m so smart, how come I’m not in charge?”

    The answer reminds me of my place, and I slink back into my salariman’s funk.

    Because you work for a corruption-ridden bureaucracy that values where you went to school and who your father is over actual smarts?

    Other possibilities:

    • Because the only place I’m employable is a corruption-ridden bureaucracy where etc, etc, …
    • Because people dumb enough to hire me are also dumb enough to hire even dumber people.
    • Because if I was smart enough to be in charge I’d have an IT department to push around therefore I wouldn’t bother learning how to use a computer either.

    ;-)

    Or perhaps you are indeed smart enough to run the joint, but instead of working 90 hours a week you want a life.

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  30. Misthiocracy Member
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    1967mustangman:

    Misthiocracy:

    1967mustangman:

    Misthiocracy:When I’m having one of those days where I’m ready to strangle to death the many computer-illiterate morons who outrank me in the pecking order, I ask myself a very simple question: “If I’m so smart, how come I’m not in charge?”

    The answer reminds me of my place, and I slink back into my salariman’s funk.

    Because you work for a corruption-ridden bureaucracy that values where you went to school and who your father is over actual smarts?

    Other possibilities:

    • Because the only place I’m employable is a corruption-ridden bureaucracy where etc, etc, …
    • Because people dumb enough to hire me are also dumb enough to hire even dumber people.
    • Because if I was smart enough to be in charge I’d have an IT department to push around therefore I wouldn’t bother learning how to use a computer either.

    ;-)

    Or perhaps you are indeed smart enough to run the joint, but instead of working 90 hours a week you want a life.

    No. That’s not it.

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