Contributor Post Created with Sketch. How to Discuss Pig-Gate with Your Children

 

12029182_10153080115946631_1534001378_nThere is no way whatsoever.

In fact, I’m not sure we can even discuss it within the confines of our Code of Conduct.

But clearly, as conservatives, we must decide where we stand on this. So I hereby open the discussion, although we’re not allowed to mention the key detail.

At all.

Not even once.

And don’t even try.

Don’t even hint at it.

And don’t test me.

But apart from that, go for it. The floor is open.

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  1. Hammer, The Member

    Wait, what? There’s a pig-gate?

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    • September 22, 2015, at 10:24 AM PDT
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  2. Jimmy Carter Member
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    It can only be done with a pop-up book.

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    • September 22, 2015, at 10:26 AM PDT
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  3. Claire Berlinski, Ed. Editor

    Ryan M:Wait, what? There’s a pig-gate?

    Ryan … have you been cut off from the Internet for the past twelve hours? You have, I suspect.

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    • September 22, 2015, at 10:27 AM PDT
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  4. Biden Pure Demagogue Coolidge
    Biden Pure DemagogueJoined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    I’d like to hear the reaction on the “Arab street”.

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    • September 22, 2015, at 10:27 AM PDT
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  5. Hammer, The Member

    I do find it amusing that Delingpole is pictured in that article, and likely somewhat underrepresented. I highly doubt that James intended to pile-on with the Cameron-hate on the basis that he smoked weed in college. If anything, this fact is one of the few things James actually likes about David Cameron. I’d be more curious to know whether James has anything to say about the bizarre sexual rituals, but I’m pretty sure nobody cares whether a college student may have smoked weed, or whether the sky is blue, or whether ice is cold or the sun may have been said to rise in the east.

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    • September 22, 2015, at 10:29 AM PDT
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  6. iWe Reagan
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    Why is it always Claire who tries to push the limits of the CoC?

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    • September 22, 2015, at 10:30 AM PDT
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  7. Hammer, The Member

    Claire Berlinski, Ed.:

    Ryan M:Wait, what? There’s a pig-gate?

    Ryan … have you been cut off from the Internet for the past twelve hours? You have, I suspect.

    I have been arguing about the pope, which is, I suppose, just as bad!

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    • September 22, 2015, at 10:30 AM PDT
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  8. Biden Pure Demagogue Coolidge
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    Claire Berlinski, Ed.:

    Ryan M:Wait, what? There’s a pig-gate?

    Ryan … have you been cut off from the Internet for the past twelve hours? You have, I suspect.

    Tuesday is the day before this day.

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    • September 22, 2015, at 10:31 AM PDT
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  9. Biden Pure Demagogue Coolidge
    Biden Pure DemagogueJoined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    In a Pig’s Eye becomes I, Pig.

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    • September 22, 2015, at 10:31 AM PDT
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  10. Claire Berlinski, Ed. Editor

    iWe:Why is it always Claire who tries to push the limits of the CoC?

    What am I supposed to do, iWe? It’s not like we can ignore this story, can we?

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    • September 22, 2015, at 10:32 AM PDT
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  11. Mate De Inactive

    This is pretty tame stuff actually, compared to some of the stories I heard from fellas I know who went to British boarding school.

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    • September 22, 2015, at 10:32 AM PDT
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  12. Biden Pure Demagogue Coolidge
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    Was he spade or neutered?

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    • September 22, 2015, at 10:32 AM PDT
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  13. Tim H. Member

    The only reason I’d even heard a reference to this was because the British science journal New Scientist (your source for cutting edge research and fringe lunacy) tweeted something snide but unrelated about Cameron, and follow-up comments mentioned pigs a lot. I didn’t get it.

    I still don’t get it, because of the [CoC] CoC.*

    *No, no, I admire the CoC, but I wanted to work some parallelism into a joke.

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    • September 22, 2015, at 10:32 AM PDT
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  14. James Gawron Thatcher
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    Claire,

    I don’t see why we should be surprised by the obvious trend.

    The Cultural Descent of Mankind

    Heterosexual Monogamy

    Heterosexual Open Marriage

    Homosexual Marriage?

    Transgender Whatever?

    Interspecies Relationships.

    Also, Claire I don’t think it is appropriate to use the p-word anymore. They have a very rich ancestry.

    Kingdom:Animalia
    Phylum:Chordata
    Class:Mammalia
    Subclass:Theria
    Infraclass:Eutheria
    Order:Artiodactyla
    Family:Suidae
    Subfamily:Suinae
    Genus:Sus

    They now prefer to be called swine. Please Claire do be more sensitive.

    Regards,

    Jim

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    • September 22, 2015, at 10:33 AM PDT
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  15. Biden Pure Demagogue Coolidge
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    Claire Berlinski, Ed.:

    iWe:Why is it always Claire who tries to push the limits of the CoC?

    What am I supposed to do, iWe? It’s not like we can ignore this story, can we?

    Will the Pork industry ever recover from now being both a verb and a noun?

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    • September 22, 2015, at 10:33 AM PDT
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  16. Biden Pure Demagogue Coolidge
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    Loo-Oooooooooooow.

    • #16
    • September 22, 2015, at 10:34 AM PDT
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  17. Biden Pure Demagogue Coolidge
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    iWe:Why is it always Claire who tries to push the limits of the CoC?

    Humane Society sting operation.

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    • September 22, 2015, at 10:35 AM PDT
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  18. Biden Pure Demagogue Coolidge
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    Canadian Back Bacon considers name change.

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    • September 22, 2015, at 10:36 AM PDT
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  19. 1967mustangman Inactive

    Is that all he did? I mean really. He’s a rich Brit and he was at a boarding school.

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    • September 22, 2015, at 10:36 AM PDT
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  20. Biden Pure Demagogue Coolidge
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    Ron Burgundy called – he wants his movie back.

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    • September 22, 2015, at 10:37 AM PDT
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  21. billy Inactive

    This is such a non-story. After all, who hasn’t smoked pot or engaged in a sexual indiscretion with a pig during their college years?

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    • September 22, 2015, at 10:37 AM PDT
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  22. Claire Berlinski, Ed. Editor

    Mate De:This is pretty tame stuff actually, compared to some of the stories I heard from fellas I know who went to British boarding school.

    Look, I went to Oxford (and the value of my degree just dropped even further). There were, it is true, rumors that things like this happened at Christ Church, but truly, I never believed them. I mean … we got drunk enough once to try to steal a deer from the Magdalen deer park on a dare. (Don’t ask me why that seemed like a good idea at the time. I don’t remember. And the deer was having none of it.) But that’s the worst thing anyone I ever knew there ever did involving liquor and an animal.

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    • September 22, 2015, at 10:37 AM PDT
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  23. Spin Inactive
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    Here’s where I stand on it: I did a lot of things when I was young, living in Germany. I smoked a little pot. I drank to excess. I had relations with women that were unbecoming of a young Christian man. I got in fights. I broke in to places I shouldn’t have.

    But I never put my…

    Far be it from me to judge, but that qualifies one as a weirdo.

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    • September 22, 2015, at 10:38 AM PDT
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  24. Spin Inactive
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    And no, I won’t be discussing it with my kids.

    • #24
    • September 22, 2015, at 10:39 AM PDT
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  25. Mate De Inactive

    This gives new meaning to the colloquially a Pig in a poke.

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    • September 22, 2015, at 10:39 AM PDT
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  26. Profile Photo Member

    Hold on, you mean that’s inappropriate? When did that become a rule?

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    • September 22, 2015, at 10:39 AM PDT
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  27. Biden Pure Demagogue Coolidge
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    Claire Berlinski, Ed.:

    Mate De:This is pretty tame stuff actually, compared to some of the stories I heard from fellas I know who went to British boarding school.

    Look, I went to Oxford (and the value of my degree just dropped even further). There were, it is true, rumors that things like this happened at Christ Church, but truly, I never believed them. I mean … we got drunk enough once to try to steal a deer from the Magdalen deer park on a dare. (Don’t ask me why that seemed like a good idea at the time. I don’t remember. And the deer was having none of it.) But that’s the worst thing anyone I ever knew there ever did involving liquor and an animal.

    Did you put sunglasses and a fedora on it along with Ray Ban sunglasses and a Boom Box and then make it lip sync to a Miami Vice soundtrack in front of federal and state authorities while videotaping it?

    Not that I’ve ever seen or participated in such a spectacle. Much.

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    • September 22, 2015, at 10:40 AM PDT
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  28. Biden Pure Demagogue Coolidge
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    OED now includes a new definition for Kerfuffle.

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    • September 22, 2015, at 10:41 AM PDT
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  29. Mr. Dart Inactive

    It was just a pig. It’s not like he went whole hog.

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    • September 22, 2015, at 10:41 AM PDT
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  30. Biden Pure Demagogue Coolidge
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    Mate De:This gives new meaning to the colloquially a Pig in a poke.

    Porky Pig.

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    • September 22, 2015, at 10:41 AM PDT
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