Handicapping the Republican Presidential Hopefuls

 

shutterstock_121492783The biggest issue with the current crop of Republican presidential candidates rests in the one characteristic they all share: that they are all politicians. Okay, so Dr. Carson is no politician, but he’s not a viable candidate, either. Let’s start with Jeb Bush. He used to be the most conservative of the Bushes, but he traded that in for what I’m sure he believes is practicality. It’s not. It’s not even compromise. It’s weakness. The media senses it, and they cheer for him. DocJay is right: Jeb is Hillary’s mark and nothing smacks more of politics than the Bush Dynasty.

Scott Walker is a fighter, no doubt, but his hands are still stained permanently with the ink of taxpayer dollars. In his short life, he’s been a politician… and nothing else. Chris Christie was a prosecutor before he immersed himself in politics. If there’s one thing nearly as disqualifying of politicians as politics, it’s the practice of law and — worse yet — the practice of law on the government payroll. Private practice is narrowly qualifying, but double-damn on those who cash a government check. And while Christie never had my vote, he earned my contempt when he wrapped his beefy arm around our President, seeking favor after disaster.

Rand Paul is an MD, an Ophthalmologist. So far, so good. His experience in politics is limited to the Senate but — in spite of his sometimes surly demeanor — his pedigree makes him yet another politician, yet another political legacy. And with this legacy comes the scent of his father’s kookiness. Ted Cruz is yet another lawyer, the former Solicitor General for the state of Texas, though he spent several years in private practice. As with Rand Paul, his first elected office is the US Senate.

Marco Rubio is yet another lawyer, but he skipped the lawyering and jumped straight into politics. Mike Huckabee — who the media likes to consider (proof, in their minds, of the evil mix of Christianity with politics that is conservatism) from time to time — is a former governor and pastor. But, really folks, can we really elevate another Arkansas Governor to the highest office in the country?

So what is a good conservative to do? The bench, we are told is deep, yet their experience seems tremendously shallow. Still, none can be labeled a rich snob — okay, maybe Jeb — or a “vulture capitalist.” I’m thinking Ted Cruz or Marco Rubio. Cruz is the more accomplished lawyer and has the intellectual chops to move the country to the right, but Rubio is more earnest and accomplished as a politician. Together they are like black beans and rice, I don’t care who leads the ticket.

I want an all Senate, all Cuban-American ticket. Maybe then the Latino vote will move to the right. In any case, Hillary will be apoplectic as she scrambles to keep her coalition of the aggrieved together.

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  1. Ricochet Coolidge
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    @Manny

    Doug Kimball

    Manny

    Jeb Bush will get more of the Latino vote than either Rubio or Cruz. You’re handicapping seems to imply that none of the leaders can win. I disagree. Bush, Walker, or Rubio can win. The question is who’s the best of the three. Walker and Rubio each have some diffiencies. Rubio is a one term Senator and Walker has no foreign policy experience. Jeb is the most well rounded of all the candidates and has cross over appeal.

    Of course I’m having fun and being the provocateur. We have many smart and accomplished men and women, conservatives all, running for this office. The each have their strengths and weaknesses. And though I rank Cruz and Rubio as my fav’s, I understand that they are like fraternal twins and hence unlikely to be on the ticket together – the Republicans will bend over for the diversity crowd and negate one or the other as too white, too Cuban, too Senatorial, too young, too inexperienced, etc. And I also understand that Cubans are not Latino enough just like Jews and Asina are not “minority” enough and wymyn, who make up the majority, represent a “minority.” It’s a strange world.

    I still think that this is Walker’s rookie start as a big leaguer. I doubt he’ll be promoted to clean-up, but he might make the starting line-up. More likely though, he’ll play a few games and be sent back to AAA to work out a few bugs in his game

    Yes, Walker’s rookie entrance on the big stage.  That’s a good way to look at it.  I agree.  I’m not sure I see Cruz and Rubio as twins.  But I do see both of them as classic legislators, which I think hurts them running for president.

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  2. Ricochet Coolidge
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    @Manny

    EThompson

    EThompson:

    Manny:

    Jeb Bush will get more of the Latino vote than either Rubio or Cruz.

    I don’t disagree with this; his immediate family (particularly son George P) would be enormously helpful.

    Some further thoughts Manny on your comment as I have honestly been a bit puzzled by Jeb’s decision to enter this race. The Bush family is not comprised of entitled ego-maniacals (aka the Kennedys).

    Maybe they know something I don’t know and you may have hit on it?

    What are you puzzled by?  That Jeb is running?  Why not?  He’s as accomplished a Governor as they come.  He may be the most accomplished Gov of my adult life time.

    Or are you puzzled that I think he’ll get more of the Spanish vote than Rubio?  Rubio is Cuban and comes from a Euro centric side of the Latin American divide.  Bush married Mexican, a more indiginous oriented Latin America.  That will carry in my opinion more weight with the average Latino.

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  3. EThompson Member
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    Manny:

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    Jeb Bush will get more of the Latino vote than either Rubio or Cruz.

    I don’t disagree with this; his immediate family (particularly son George P) would be enormously helpful.

    Some further thoughts Manny on your comment as I have honestly been a bit puzzled by Jeb’s decision to enter this race. The Bush family is not comprised of entitled ego-maniacals (aka the Kennedys).

    Maybe they know something I don’t know and you may have hit on it?

    What are you puzzled by? That Jeb is running? Why not? He’s as accomplished a Governor as they come. He may be the most accomplished Gov of my adult life time.

    Or are you puzzled that I think he’ll get more of the Spanish vote than Rubio? Rubio is Cuban and comes from a Euro centric side of the Latin American divide. Bush married Mexican, a more indiginous oriented Latin America. That will carry in my opinion more weight with the average Latino.

    You should re-read my comment more thoroughly. I’m not at all puzzled by your remarks in paragraph #2.

    As for your first paragraph, I’m on record all over this place as a Jeb fan but life isn’t fair. After the ultimate Socialist and Class Warrior succeeded in winning back-to-back elections in addition to some of the populist, anti-capitalist observations on this site, I just worry.

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  4. EThompson Member
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    Ball Diamond Ball:Heard you might need to handicap somebody.

    harding

    You are baaad!

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  5. Douglas Inactive
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    EThompson:

    This is a very astute observation. There is a definite pecking order in the Latino world and Cubans consider themselves to be “first world” immigrants and are, to a certain extent resented by Mexicans, Puerto Ricans, Colombians, and Hondurans.

    Cubans are no different than any other Spanish group in that they all resent each other. I had no idea this was the case until I was in the military, and I just sat and listened to various Spanish groups talk about how the others sucked in some way. I heard Mexicans bashing Puerto Ricans, Puerto Ricans bashing Cubans, Cubans bashing Columbians, etc etc. What was funny is that they would always cap their insults with that one good thing they thought about the other group. “But hey, those Cubans sure can cook some pork”.

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  6. Jim Kearney Member
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    I agree it should be Rubio atop the ticket. He makes me smile.

    Quick takes on the others …

    Kasich – twitchy compromiser, but won Ohio by a huge margin
    Cruz – brilliant, arrogant; so resented by the dumb, and the humble
    Walker – notable deeds, clumsy syntax
    Fiorina – eloquent syntax, 0-1 “bonus babe” political rookie
    Bush – his father’s son, but “evolving” left … quickly
    Paul – his father’s son, but evolving sane … slowly
    Perry – manly, a Putin-pummeller; but prone to religious outbursts
    Trump – must figure Romney lost because he was a classy rich guy
    Christie – neither rich nor classy, and that’s his selling point?
    Pataki – I just wanted one pro-choice candidate on the list
    Huckabee – he’d be playing the Blue State Blues on that guitar
    Carson – another “bonus baby” which MLB ditched for good reason

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  7. Leigh Inactive
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    Doug Kimball:I still think that this is Walker’s rookie start as a big leaguer. I doubt he’ll be promoted to clean-up, but he might make the starting line-up. More likely though, he’ll play a few games and be sent back to AAA to work out a few bugs in his game.

    We’ll see.  I can see Walker putting in a decent performance and coming back again next time around too.  His biggest weakness in the primary, I think, is that he’s used to his conservative base trusting him on most issues.  He’s had the freedom to explain to the center why his positions are reasonable and non-threatening; he hasn’t needed to defend them from the right.  He came suddenly under the national spotlight when he was as unprepared as he will ever be, and pulled it off with only a few stumbles no one will really care about a year from now.  He will know his policy cold before the debates.

    Looking at it utterly cynically, Walker is the most natural political talent in the top tier (much more so than Hillary Clinton) and possibly the most experienced, skilled campaigner.  Rubio is more eloquent, but my sense is Walker is the one who has the most instinctive sense for what real people are thinking at any given time and for how to reach them.  Not quite to the Clinton/Reagan level — I don’t think — but very effective.  Don’t underestimate the “cares about people like me” factor.

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  8. Ball Diamond Ball Member
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    Thank ya Ma’am.

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  9. DocJay Inactive
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    Manny, Jeb is a close second to Huckabee in ain’t gonna happen. Failure to understand the visceral disgust his family name engenders would be the greatest mistake the GOP will make this century. There is nothing close that will motivate the opposition. There are tens of millions of people who will think Dynasty, foreign wars, economic collapse, and they will hear it 24/7 the moment Bush screws the pooch on our nation with a nomination. We may have elected Fredo but Michael stands no chance.

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  10. Ball Diamond Ball Member
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    Severely Ltd.

    Ball Diamond Ball:

    Severely Ltd.:

    Ball Diamond Ball:

    Hey, Rubio is your guy if you like your conservatism all full of amnesty and the flaming wreckage of his first attempt at selling us out to join the CommieCrats.

    My my my, what short memories we have.

    Yeah, it’s easy to forget when a politician learns from a mistake and offers up a sincere and thoughtful mea culpa. I like a pol who can acknowledge it and make an authentic apology.

    Sucker.

    This sorta hurts because last go-round I was suckered into thinking Paul Ryan had it all. The fact that he didn’t even have what it takes to sink Joe Biden in a debate has humbled me considerably. But like any 12-yr-old, I’d like to point out I wasn’t the only one. Now where did WC go?

    Believe me, I know how you feel.  I didn’t start out this way.

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