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shutterstock_164988680So, I’m reclining in a chair at the bedside of an old man, asleep, in a nursing home. Life is easy when the senile sleep.

On the other side of my chair is a coffee table with a single item, taunting me: a container of delicious cookies.

The catch is that it’s one of those clear plastic snap containers they sell in the bakeries of supermarkets. If I try to open it, the loud snapping will undoubtedly wake my slumbering charge.

Diabolical!

What are some first-world problems you have encountered lately?

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  1. tabula rasa Member
    tabula rasaJoined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    Julia PA:

    tabula rasa:My Kindle Fire. Just downloaded (free) the complete works of Dickens in less than sixty seconds. Not fast enough.

    I have a MBPro, no kindle. no tablet. no smartfone. I just realized I am third world.

    Julia: Looks more like fourth world to me.

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    • October 18, 2014, at 11:50 AM PDT
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  2. Man With the Axe Member

    Some people have ebola, and some people have been overrun by ISIS, and some are worried that the Russians are about to invade, but John Kerry and I are horrified by the thought that in 100 years the world will probably be a degree warmer than it is now.

    • #62
    • October 18, 2014, at 6:15 PM PDT
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  3. Misthiocracy got drunk and Member
    Misthiocracy got drunk andJoined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    When the number next to “Alerts” has three digits. How can I get through them all?!?!

    • #63
    • October 19, 2014, at 11:16 AM PDT
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  4. Misthiocracy got drunk and Member
    Misthiocracy got drunk andJoined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    Aaron Miller:You know, Yeti, as much as I love some Weird Al from time to time, the music to that song is awful.

    Some people just aren’t fans of The Pixies, I guess.

    • #64
    • October 19, 2014, at 11:18 AM PDT
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