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Longtime readers are well aware that I do not take
I am surprised he did not bring up China, which is a country that imposes Beijing Time on the whole country. So in the western provinces, the clocks say 3 PM when the sun is at noon.
Here is Indiana we started going to Daylight Savings Time just a few years ago. Before that we stayed on Standard Time all year (I miss those days). When we made the change it was easily the biggest political event in the State for years, maybe decades. Some people liked it, some didn’t, but everybody argued about it. Imagine if you tried to change the time for the whole world. It might start WWIII.
One of the great things about no time zones is that you would never have to worry about waking someone up when you phoned them, even if they are clear across the country or half way around the world. Noon would be bright day light some places and pitch dark in others. You’re right, genius, pure genius.
The project I work on has people in Norway (three different cities), Boston, Houston, Austin, and the Los Angeles area. We telecom – a lot.
Somehow we manage to make the meetings with really no problem despite the time zone differences. It isn’t an issue. Our laptops take care of the time conversions for us.
My conclusion: Anyone who seriously believes everyone needs to be on the same time zone spends all his time in the basement believing he is an alien from outer space living on an asteroid.
What would be a good name for such a creature? Ygdrassil maybe? Ypsilaonius? Ydronicus? Something like that.
Seawriter
What gets me is why does it have to be a top down solution? Why can’t he say something like “When I was working with people around the globe, it was easiest for us to give times in UTC. That way we all were co-ordinated, and each of us could convert that to our local time. It worked well for us and might work for you too.” Except that would mean he would have had to actually try it and gain experience, rather than advocate a radical overhaul based on an idea he once read about.
It would avoid that blinking <12:00 12:00 12:00 12:00 12:00 12:00 12:00 12:00>
when you plug in your DVD. (Talk about a drag!) All clocks could be preset to universal time, and we could save money by skipping those “set time” buttons.
By the way, does anyone take Matthew Yglesias seriously as a thinker?
I think the idea has merit and would probably save a lot of money. Your scheduling dialogue would be two lines instead of four, a minuscule difference for two people but a sizable one when multiplied billions of times a year.
I’m just surprised Vox is still going. And that GE would risk its reputation to sponsor such a collection of ignoramuses. (To be fair, GE’s reputation is already soiled from being one of this administration’s favorite cronies.) Vox has been a history of public face plants since it started. It’s now a punch-line (and one of Mollie’s favorite punching bags). I don’t think it can be saved.
If this weren’t so mule-spankingly stupid, it would be profound.
The profound part is that we could literally change our concept of the meaning of the numerals used to indicate time. You schedule a meeting for 1945, and by Gum, that’s what time it is no matter where you are. Simple.
The stupid part is that this would only replace one uncertainty for another. The meeting is at 1945. Hmm, at 1945 GMT is it day or night in Japan? What time should I schedule a polite call to check on a contract? Is that today or tomorrow?
Without a rolling clock, you would likely need to jettison the dateline. And if the standard time must be set to match a current value somewhere, why should lily-white Albion be so graced? Why oppress the billion Chinese who have all figured out how to use a single time zone just so an Anglican Bishop of Whiteness doesn’t have to reprogram *his* VCR?
Why, it’s the most racist thing since gardening.
Pitch-perfect leftism. Small rare problem, big unpopular solution, expensive mandatory nightmare.
It’s like they have a special school where they teach people that counting is the only valid form of math, and that when the sun sets it’s gone, and you had better hope to God a new one surfaces tomorrow. If there is a tomorrow.
Sure. Matthew Yglesias…and his mother.
Advocating that the entire planet run on London time?
I still uphold that Vox remains the most polished Confirmation Bias Aggregration Site out there.
That Matthew Yglesias is still a pundit there is proof of that alone. It must be fun to make policy and lifestyle proposals about things that annoy you personally.
What? Don’t you think people would still sleep based on the sun? If the sun is overhead here, I most likely would wake someone up if I called China, regardless of what their clock said.
Not in Matt Yglesias’s world. Like I said. He lives in his basement, and never leaves. Day and night is just artificial construct imaged by lesser being than him. Because he is a space alien superior to mere mortals, living in a world of artificial (CFL) light. At least in his own mind.
Seawriter
We’ve already got UTC aka Zulu time. Can we at least change the name to “Stardate”? That would probably appeal to Yglesias and get him to leave it alone.
Time is just a construct imposed by the corporate military complex. Who are we to say what time it is and who actually controls time? Didn’t Einstein prove time is just a construct made up by man? Why must we impose this fascist construct on the natural world?
I’m pretty sure he proved the opposite.
Well.. yeah… but still.
Well, Matt Yglesias probably proved time is just a construct made up by man (most likely by dividing by zero somewhere in the mathematics). So who are you going to believe? A with-it hipster like Yglesias or some dead white guy like Einstein? (That choice doesn’t take an Einstein a Yglesias.)
Seawriter
Well, here in EasternTimeland I would have to get used to my working hours being 0230-1000 with lunch at high 0700. I suppose I’d get used to it eventually. Now where do I find a chart to see if they’re awake or not in Tokyo, Berlin, or Honolulu? At least when the scream “do you know what time it is!!” I’ll know the answer.
That’s actually an important point. Under the existing (aka “sane”) system, you have some idea of the current daylight wake/sleep cycle at a locale based on their reported time. If we would go with the modified Yglesias system (aka “stupid”), there would be no cues for people who are in different parts of the globe as to the current condition.
He is probably an Outlook use; that might explain his troubles.
Up next: everyone in the world should be required to work the same hours as Matt Yglesias, no matter where he may be in the world.
Maybe he could send out his weekly schedule. Sorry, Asia. You folks with be working at night and sleeping during daylight hours.
Can’t cause Mr. Y to feel inconvenienced.
After that, he’ll discover the value of mandatory Esperanto.
I have an even better idea.
Why don’t we make it the same time everywhere all the time.
That way, no one would ever have to worry about what time it was, because it would always be the same time.
For example, if you needed to schedule a meeting it would go like this:
Person #1: Let’s have a meeting.
Person #2: Okay.
See how easy that was? No need to worry about time at all.
I like that WestJet video. It remind me of this (unpretty linking…done from my iPad):
http://deadhomersociety.com/2011/08/24/quote-of-the-day-889/