Jaws and the Jews: Are the Sinai Sharks JewBots?

 

The governor of South Sinai has put his intellectual heft behind the theory that sharks involved in attacks off Sharm El-Sheik are controlled by Israel via GPS:

Speaking on the public TV program “Egypt Today” yesterday, a specialist introduced as “Captain Mustafa Ismail, a famous diver in Sharm El Sheikh,” said that the sharks involved in the attack are ocean sharks and do not live in Egypt’s waters.

When asked by the anchor how the shark entered Sharm El Sheikh waters, he burst out, “no, it’s who let them in?”

Urged to elaborate, Ismail said that he recently got a call from an Israeli diver in Eilat telling him that they captured a small shark with a GPS planted in its back, implying that the sharks were monitored to attack in Egypt’s waters only.  

“Why would these sharks travel 4000 km and not have any accidents until they entered Sinai waters?” asked Ismail.

Earlier today, General Abdel-Fadeel Shosha, the governor of South Sinai, backed Ismail’s theory. In a phone call to the TV program, he said that it is possible that Israeli intelligence, Mossad, is behind the incidents and that they are doing it to undermine the Egyptian tourism industry. He added that Egypt needs time to investigate the theory.

Meanwhile, Assange has been arrested. And the cats are licking their paws, satisfied that everyone is utterly flummoxed.

That cat, by the way, has been neutered, so forget it, Sweden: Your phony rape charges will never stick.  

(Tip: Ricochet Cabal Member Damian Counsell. Thanks, Damian, care for an anchovy?)

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    @Blakes7th

    I expect to see a yarmulke-wearing shark as soon as EJ Hill sees this post.

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    @Talleyrand

    How do the Jooos find time to do all of this stuff. What with them being an octopus over the Middle East, rats infecting the Deutsche Volk, and now sharks. Can’t you stop at simply dominating the world banks, entertainment industry, and the Schmatte business?

    Now apparently the oceans are yours; via some Yiddish version of Marine Boy, complete with Splasher the blonde shikse dolphin as companion.

    (The only Jewish sharks I know are gefilte fish-based, or life insurance salesmen).

    Well it could be worse, as I heard the IDF is working on a omni-directional jellyfish, controlled with their mysterious powers of the Kabbalah.

    http://www.sharenator.com/SHARK_WEEK_2010/77JEWS_JAWS-82951.html

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    @Claire
    Talleyrand: Splasher the blonde shikse dolphin

    I really feel sad that I didn’t think of Splasher the shikse dolphin before you did.

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    @TripedisCanis

    Ah, so the cat in Blofeld’s lap was the real mastermind!

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    @flownover

    Will there be a Turkish remake of that classic film

    “The Incredible Mr. Limpet ” ?

    Will Gary Busey or Billy Zane be available to star ? I think Busey would make a good U-boat.

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    @jmaybe

    See, this is what happens when we curtail NASA’s obligatory muslim outreach program.

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    @Spin

    Claire really is the Crazy Cat Lady…

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    @BillGonch

    Is it fair to say that anti-semitism has jumped the shark?

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    Think about it, the Jew shark attack conspiracy theory is emanating from one of the more advanced of the Muslim countries.

    And all over the world, millions of so-called moderate Muslims are nodding their heads and muttering, “Oh, yes. Those Jews again…”.

    This speaks volumes about what happens after 13 centuries steeped in Koranic hatred and 70 generations of marrying your cousins. Sweet reason doesn’t work with people like this.

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    @LadyKurobara
    Kenneth: Think about it, the Jew shark attack conspiracy theory is emanating from one of the more advanced of the Muslim countries.

    And all over the world, millions of so-called moderate Muslims are nodding their heads and muttering, “Oh, yes. Those Jews again…”.

    This speaks volumes about what happens after 13 centuries steeped in Koranic hatred and 70 generations of marrying your cousins. Sweet reason doesn’t work with people like this.

    Oy! Kenneth beats me to the punch. Well, I cannot phrase it more harshly than he does, anyway…

    Claire, are you sure that story is not a hoax? I mean, I know Americans who would believe that Liz Taylor has three breasts if they read it in the Weekly World News, but they would never buy this kosher shark nonsense.

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    @CasBalicki
    Blakes7th: I expect to see a yarmulke-wearing shark as soon as EJ Hill sees this post. ยท Dec 7 at 6:05am

    You want to meet a shark wearing a yarmulke, I’ll introduce you to my lawyer!

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