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Behold Pan sanctorum. Yes, The Onion mocks our reality-based community as only The Onion can. From the close: It is our understanding that these creatures lived in a kind of jungle-like forerunner to the Garden of Eden, until a day came when their enraged creator cast them out, flinging feces at them as they fled. […]

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