Get those blasted cannons!

 

As this is the anniversary of the beginning of the Revolutionary War, I want to flog one of my very favorite narrations: The Road to Concord by J. L. Bell. The usual history is that General Gage marched into Concord in the hope of capturing Sam Adams and other notable and noisy patriots. What actually happened was that the Sons of Liberty had stolen four brass cannons out from under Gage’s nose by cutting a hole in the back wall of the armory during the noisy changing of the guard ceremony. Gage was already in deep kimchi with Parliament, and he wanted those cannons back before one of his detractors reported it in London as an example of his ineptitude. It’s a great story, because it shows how adept the Sons of Liberty were at keeping Gage off balance without making him mad enough to shell Boston Harbor from one of his warships. Darn right-wing stochastic terrorists!

I still have promo codes for free review copies, so PM me if you would like a freebie. Especially if you have a youthful friend who would like a non-boring history book to write a report on for school. History should be taught like this.

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  1. Susan Quinn Member
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    It sounds like a great story! Thanks, Doug.

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  2. kedavis Coolidge
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    Isn’t the plural of cannon also cannon, as even shown on the book cover?

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  3. Douglas Pratt Coolidge
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    kedavis (View Comment):

    Isn’t the plural of cannon also cannon, as even shown on the book cover?

    Yeah, I thought of that, but hit the button before I could fix it.

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  4. kedavis Coolidge
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    Douglas Pratt (View Comment):

    kedavis (View Comment):

    Isn’t the plural of cannon also cannon, as even shown on the book cover?

    Yeah, I thought of that, but hit the button before I could fix it.

    It is, of course, still fixable.

    In addition to the title, there are two more occurrences within the post body.

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  5. DonG (¡Afuera!) Coolidge
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    Come And Take It: The Skirmish That Inspired A Texas Mantra – Houston ...

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  6. Doctor Robert Member
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    kedavis (View Comment):

    Douglas Pratt (View Comment):

    kedavis (View Comment):

    Isn’t the plural of cannon also cannon, as even shown on the book cover?

    Yeah, I thought of that, but hit the button before I could fix it.

    It is, of course, still fixable.

    In addition to the title, there are two more occurrences within the post body.

    Merriam-Webster gives both “cannon” and “cannons” as plurals of “cannon”.

     

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  7. Douglas Pratt Coolidge
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    Doctor Robert (View Comment):

    kedavis (View Comment):

    Douglas Pratt (View Comment):

    kedavis (View Comment):

    Isn’t the plural of cannon also cannon, as even shown on the book cover?

    Yeah, I thought of that, but hit the button before I could fix it.

    It is, of course, still fixable.

    In addition to the title, there are two more occurrences within the post body.

    Merriam-Webster gives both “cannon” and “cannons” as plurals of “cannon”.

     

    Thank you. I’m going to fix myself a glass of cannonade.

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  8. Chowderhead Coolidge
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    This is my favorite historical book of all time. It really conveys what life must have been like outside the city. 

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  9. Subcomandante America Member
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    That’s a good book and a good narration.

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  10. Douglas Pratt Coolidge
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    Subcomandante America (View Comment):

    That’s a good book and a good narration.

    Thank you, sir. Encouragement is always welcome. 

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  11. Macho Grande' Coolidge
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    I read a book on the battles of Lexington and Concord maybe 15 years ago, it’s an amazing story.

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  12. DonG (¡Afuera!) Coolidge
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    Doctor Robert (View Comment):
    Merriam-Webster gives both “cannon” and “cannons” as plurals of “cannon”.

    Is that like “fish” and “fishes”?  Or, more like “people” and “peoples”?

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  13. Douglas Pratt Coolidge
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    DonG (¡Afuera!) (View Comment):

    Doctor Robert (View Comment):
    Merriam-Webster gives both “cannon” and “cannons” as plurals of “cannon”.

    Is that like “fish” and “fishes”? Or, more like “people” and “peoples”?

    As long as no one uses an apostrophe to make it plural, I will not react explosively.

    An apostrophe must never be used to make a word plural. It is, however, the crux of the biscuit.

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  14. Susan Quinn Member
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    Douglas Pratt (View Comment):
    An apostrophe must never be used to make a word plural. It is, however, the crux of the biscuit.

    Indeed!

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