How Much Would You Pay for 1 Hour With Sandra Fluke?

 

Sandra Fluke, famous advocate for government-subsidized birth control, is auctioning off one hour of her time to the highest bidder for an online “strategy session.”

I kid you not. According to the site Bidding for Good, “Sandra Fluke will help you harness the power of activism and/or advocacy with this strategy session. You bring the expertise on your issue, and Sandra will bring her sharp strategic mind and national experience.”

More details here.

This week, Ms. Fluke was nominated as a potential TIME magazine person of the year. So, be warned, her price may soon be going up. I must ask, Ric-readers. How much would you pay for 1 hour with Sandra Fluke?

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    @JB

    Got quite a chuckle from this comments thread.  Thanks for posting, Nathan.  I think the jokes have all been told by now, so I’ll not attempt.

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    @Guruforhire

    So what is she going to do, tell people to talk alot until Rush says something unkind then mug outrage?

    Woooo strategy.

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    @BrentB67
    Joan Greathouse: She looks like Ashton Kutcher.

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    Ouch Joan! Did Ashton punk you on his show or something. That is quite a shot to say someone looks like Sandra Fluke. Those might be fightin words.

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    @VanceRichards

    All this because her priest wouldn’t buy her condoms? 

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    Has someone already come up with a lewd suggestion of how that time could be spent?

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    @Carver

    Rosie_Riveter_Sandra_Rivete.jpg

    See the entire satirical thread here…

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    @FricosisGuy

    Rush has to be bidding on this…

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    The problem with Naked Protesters is that too often they arenexactly the sort of people you don’t want to see either Naked or Nekkid.

    Joan Greathouse: Sandra isn’t the worst, more left unhinged,  Naked Protesters Storm Boehner’s Office chanted, “Boehner, Boehner, don’t be a dick. Budget cuts will make us sick.” · 8 hours ago

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    $110?

    The ladies of the evening at the cheap Vegas brothels charge more than that for a photograph of themselves – clothed!

    George Savage: As of a moment ago, biddingforgood.com pegs an hour with Sandra on Skype at a cool $110. 

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    And is she actually the older, cross-dressing brother?

    kylez: Does she have a cuter sister? · 10 hours ago

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    Well, I’m out of things to say about this “lady”.

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    @JoALT
    Carver

    See the entire satirical thread here… · 26 minutes ago

    That was heavy. Thank Goodness I didn’t hit the facebook button to share. Keep children away before your open the thread. 

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    @JoALT
    BrentB67

    Joan Greathouse: She looks like Ashton Kutcher.

    .  · 8 hours ago

    Ouch Joan! Did Ashton punk you on his show or something. That is quite a shot to say someone looks like Sandra Fluke. Those might be fightin words. · 1 hour ago

    Really? I thought Ashton admires this kind of people. Not sure if she is his taste though. 

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    @JoALT
    Edward Smith: The problem with Naked Protesters is that too often they arenexactly the sort of people you don’t want to see either Naked or Nekkid. · 21 minutes ago

    Joan Greathouse: Sandra isn’t the worst, more left unhinged,  Naked Protesters Storm Boehner’s Office chanted, “Boehner, Boehner, don’t be a dick. Budget cuts will make us sick.” · 8 hours ago

    Agree, the problem with women protesters that claim to fight for the female parts are too often exactly the sort of people you don’t want your daughters to become. 

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    @MorituriTe
    Edward Smith: $110?

    The ladies of the evening at the cheap Vegas brothels charge more than that for a photograph of themselves – clothed! · 1 hour ago

    George Savage: As of a moment ago, biddingforgood.com pegs an hour with Sandra on Skype at a cool $110.    

    Vegas! Yes!  I just came back from there, and they have these trucks that go up and down the Strip with photos of scantily clad your women, and the claim that “Hot Girls Want to Meet You Now.”  Imagine the Flukemobile going up and down the strip with that Ashton-in-a-bob photo, larger than life, proclaiming, “Hot Strategist and Activist Wants to Meet You Now!”   Call before it’s too late!

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    @Instugator

    Does she promise to deliver her lame one-liners and then mug for the camera?

    I am sure I could throw down at least a week’s worth of male un-lubricated contraceptive products. 

    Isn’t that her preferred currency?

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    @BlueAnt
    Nathan Harden: 

    How much would you pay for 1 hr with Sandra Fluke?

    Given the subject matter she achieved fame for, this sentence can be taken the wrong way.

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    @JimmyCarter

    You could pay Me the Powerball for 1 hr with her.

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    @user_264030

    Given the attendance figures at her rallies, I’d rather just go to one of those and save the money. That is, if I was a statist.

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    @EJHill

    So, what your saying is… Rush was right. She can be purchased by the hour…

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    @JimmyCarter
    Jimmy Carter: You could pay Me the Powerball for 1 hr with her. · 0 minutes ago

    And that goes with BlueAnt’s innuendo too.

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    @TroySenik

    Ask yourself which is worse:

    — That one moron is going to voluntarily pay for one hour with Sandra Fluke?

    — That federal law is about to coerce her employers into paying for a wide variety of morons to spend an hour with Sandra Fluke?

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    @kylez

    Does she have a cuter sister?

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    @JimIxtian
    EJHill: So, what your saying is… Rush was right. She can be purchased by the hour… · 0 minutes ago

    Ouch. My bet is that once this scheme fails and once the dreams of being a working lawyer fade away Fluke does what any attention-seeking and enterprising girl has done when her 15 minutes of fame are up-sell her story and pose for Playboy. 

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    @ScottR

    My “issue” on which I’d need her to “harness the power of my activism” is that I find it nutso that I now have to insure myself against the economic catastrophe of having to buy a two-dollar rubber.

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    @kylez

    “Hey baby, I’d like to harness your advocacy.”

    Do we have to take her to dinner first?

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    @wilberforge

    Will she have Secret Service protection ?

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    @ChrisO

    By phone or Skype? I wouldn’t even pay the charges it would take to make the call.

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    @Misthiocracy

    Any joke I make would be moot at this point.

    I feel so ineffectual!

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    @Misthiocracy
    Guruforhire: So what is she going to do, tell people to talk alot until Rush says something unkind then mug outrage?

    Wait, Sandra fluke is a Rush fan? Maybe I’ve been wrong about her!

    Oh, wait, different Rush.

    Never mind.

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