A hurricane is coming and my refrigerator went on strike

 

It is my old refrigerator/freezer that I moved into the garage when its ice maker quit. I use it mostly as a chest drawer freezer and a beer cooler. He seemed happy with the arrangement, but in the past three weeks, I noticed that I needed to recycle the settings to keep him cool and happy. When my beer is warm, I can tell something is wrong. I told him that I knew I had been ignoring him lately, but asked if he couldn’t hang on for a few more weeks. He didn’t say a thing and just seemed to smile as he sat silently, holding all my thawing meats in his belly.

So tonight I had to scrub a large cooler and fill it with the thawing meats. It is a lot of meat. I don’t know what I will do with it. Some can refreeze in the kitchen freezer. Maybe I will have a post-hurricane party and cook it all.

Third-world problems are the best problems to have.

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  1. EODmom Coolidge
    EODmom
    @EODmom

    Friends ask friends to share their meat frozen storage. And then cook it with them after the emergency is resolved. 

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  2. Southern Pessimist Member
    Southern Pessimist
    @SouthernPessimist

    EODmom (View Comment):

    Friends ask friends to share their meat frozen storage. And then cook it with them after the emergency is resolved.

    Too much meat to find a home in someone else’s freezer but it will be shared and eaten. Strange menu: Prime rib roasts, lamb chops, beef and pork tenderloins, hamburgers, hot dogs, corned beef brisket, and lots of chicken breasts and chicken wings. It will have to be a big party.

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  3. Percival Thatcher
    Percival
    @Percival

    Stay safe.

    Cook the stuff that goes green twice as long.

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  4. kedavis Coolidge
    kedavis
    @kedavis

    I suppose there’s no dry ice available.  You need dry ice to keep things frozen, water ice isn’t cold enough.

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  5. Brian Watt Member
    Brian Watt
    @BrianWatt

    It may come in handy if your neighborhood gets hit with a nuclear blast. George Lucas and Steven Spielberg wouldn’t lie. I am just trying to be helpful.

     

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  6. Southern Pessimist Member
    Southern Pessimist
    @SouthernPessimist

    Brian Watt (View Comment):

    It may come in handy if your neighborhood gets hit with a nuclear blast. George Lucas and Steven Spielberg wouldn’t lie. I am just trying to be helpful.

    When I was a kid they used to broadcast public service announcements telling people not to put broken freezers or refrigerators on the street because kids might get trapped in them.

     

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  7. Southern Pessimist Member
    Southern Pessimist
    @SouthernPessimist

    Putting a freezer on the street was almost as dangerous as tearing the mattress labels off.

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  8. Seawriter Contributor
    Seawriter
    @Seawriter

    Smoke it.

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  9. kedavis Coolidge
    kedavis
    @kedavis

    Southern Pessimist (View Comment):

    Putting a freezer on the street was almost as dangerous as tearing the mattress labels off.

    Uh, no.  You don’t remember the fridges/freezers with latching doors, which could not be opened from the inside no matter how much you pushed?

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  10. Stad Coolidge
    Stad
    @Stad

    Southern Pessimist: Maybe I will have a post hurricane party and cook it all.

    This.  When you get handed a lemon, make lemonade.  In this case, have a backyard BBQ . . .

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  11. Basil Fawlty Member
    Basil Fawlty
    @BasilFawlty

    kedavis (View Comment):

    Southern Pessimist (View Comment):

    Putting a freezer on the street was almost as dangerous as tearing the mattress labels off.

    Uh, no. You don’t remember the fridges/freezers with latching doors, which could not be opened from the inside no matter how much you pushed?

    If I remember correctly, you just had to take the door off to be legal.

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  12. 9thDistrictNeighbor Inactive
    9thDistrictNeighbor
    @9thDistrictNeighbor

    Did the fridge get taken to the landfill or is it going to become a boat in the storm surge?

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  13. kedavis Coolidge
    kedavis
    @kedavis

    Basil Fawlty (View Comment):

    kedavis (View Comment):

    Southern Pessimist (View Comment):

    Putting a freezer on the street was almost as dangerous as tearing the mattress labels off.

    Uh, no. You don’t remember the fridges/freezers with latching doors, which could not be opened from the inside no matter how much you pushed?

    If I remember correctly, you just had to take the door off to be legal.

    Right, either door removed, or the whole thing chained shut or something.

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  14. TBA, sometimes known as 'Teebs'. Coolidge
    TBA, sometimes known as 'Teebs'.
    @RobtGilsdorf

    A warm beer is a bitter pils to swallow. 

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