Komrade Kamela

 

Back in the USSR, forward into the past. Komrade Kamela is proposing price controls on groceries. The USSR had Five Year Plans. They failed, with the exception of vodka. Vodka dulls the pain and keeps the serfs too intoxicated to plan an overthrow.

They pretend to pay us and so we pretend to work. Free medical plans, free tuition and eventually a charity function like “A Taste of the Zoo” means eating the animals in the zoo.

What’s for dinner? Roadkill is on the menu. Slab of Lab for dinner and Possum Helper will disappear from grocery shelves.

I had to give up fresh bats during the pandemic and canned bats soon disappeared from the shelves. From headlines to breadlines. Maduronomics will soon be Kamelanomics.

I took the photo in this essay during the pandemic. Feel free to use it, and if you print it, add a little ketchup. I have to leave for a little while to check the trap I set for the poodle next door.

Bon Appetite!

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  1. Kozak Member
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    Percival (View Comment):

    Price controls on wheat will lead to shortages and price increases.

    Will we be giving up fossil-fueled farm equipment too? That will be special.

    They have been pushing electric gear on farmers as well.  Completely impractical.

    Why Electric Farm Vehicles Ain’t Going to Happen Anytime Soon

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  2. Kozak Member
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    Addiction Is A Choice (View Comment):

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    We will have “Joy” in the breadlines

    And as The People’s Cube points out: There are 2 genders in Marxism: Workers and Collective Farmers.

    Women in the USSR used to walk around with a shopping bag in their purse. If they saw a line they jumped in,  then asked what was available.

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  3. Percival Thatcher
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    Kozak (View Comment):

    Back in the 70’s a friend met a Polish girl and fell in love. He managed to bring her to Chicago with him.

    He told us how the first time she went into a local grocery store she burst into tears when she saw the meat counter.

    She could no t wrap her head around the fact that we had such abundance.

    A similar tale was told by one of the KGB defectors. He was being debriefed by the CIA in Virginia somewhere. During one lunch break, he had them take him out into the country well beyond where he figured the CIA would have Potemkin-style “show” stores set up. He and his minders walked into a run-of-the-mill supermarket. He sat down in the middle of one of the aisles and started laughing. The entire aisle was full of pet food. When they asked him what was so funny, he replied “Your dogs eat better than we do.”

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  4. DonG (CAGW is a Scam) Coolidge
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    Full Size Tabby (View Comment):
    I’m not sure about half, but after watching various farming videos over the last few years, I doubt that many “regular” Americans recognize even a fraction of the many inputs that go into growing the food we eat. To control prices at the grocery store, one must control everything that goes into getting the food to the grocery store, beginning with Diesel fuel (which Harris wants to eliminate entirely), and fossil-fuel-derived fertilizer. 

    Many Americans will see pictures of hungry people scratching out a living in Africa and then go to the grocery store and not realize all the effort and technology it takes to turn raw earth into shelves of food.  A lifetime ago, Americans knew the sentiment of Scarlet O’Hara saying, “As God is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again!”  Now, Americans (K.Hive) want to ban natural gas and meat because of some autistic Swedish child.

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  5. Randy Weivoda Moderator
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    Percival (View Comment):

    Kozak (View Comment):

    Back in the 70’s a friend met a Polish girl and fell in love. He managed to bring her to Chicago with him.

    He told us how the first time she went into a local grocery store she burst into tears when she saw the meat counter.

    She could no t wrap her head around the fact that we had such abundance.

    A similar tale was told by one of the KGB defectors. He was being debriefed by the CIA in Virginia somewhere. During one lunch break, he had them take him out into the country well beyond where he figured the CIA would have Potemkin-style “show” stores set up. He and his minders walked into a run-of-the-mill supermarket. He sat down in the middle of one of the aisles and started laughing. The entire aisle was full of pet food. When they asked him what was so funny, he replied “Your dogs eat better than we do.”

    Tucker Carlson would have us believe that under Putin, Russia is now grocery-store nirvana.  So great that we should be furious.

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  6. Full Size Tabby Member
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    Percival (View Comment):

    Kozak (View Comment):

    Back in the 70’s a friend met a Polish girl and fell in love. He managed to bring her to Chicago with him.

    He told us how the first time she went into a local grocery store she burst into tears when she saw the meat counter.

    She could no t wrap her head around the fact that we had such abundance.

    A similar tale was told by one of the KGB defectors. He was being debriefed by the CIA in Virginia somewhere. During one lunch break, he had them take him out into the country well beyond where he figured the CIA would have Potemkin-style “show” stores set up. He and his minders walked into a run-of-the-mill supermarket. He sat down in the middle of one of the aisles and started laughing. The entire aisle was full of pet food. When they asked him what was so funny, he replied “Your dogs eat better than we do.”

    I encountered such stories frequently in the 1970s from among escapees from behind the Iron Curtain. Others here on Ricochet have related similar stories from families they helped resettle into the United States during that era. I have lamented for several years that in recent decades younger people in the United States have not heard such first-hand reports on what life was like under a system of price controls. 

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  7. Full Size Tabby Member
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    Kozak (View Comment):

    Percival (View Comment):

    Price controls on wheat will lead to shortages and price increases.

    Will we be giving up fossil-fueled farm equipment too? That will be special.

    They have been pushing electric gear on farmers as well. Completely impractical.

    Why Electric Farm Vehicles Ain’t Going to Happen Anytime Soon

    The linked article says as a practical matter, battery-powered large-scale farming isn’t going to happen, and that farm equipment manufacturers aren’t really pushing it. But among the factors I have learned about farming equipment, at least in the large farms of the Great Plains (Nebraska, the Dakotas, etc.):

    Soil compaction by field equipment is an important factor for farmers, so on-board battery weight would be an issue (batteries tend to be heavy);

    Fields are often miles from home base; on-board Diesel tanks are often refilled in the field by bringing to the field a truck with a large Diesel tank (900+ gallons), without having to take the time to take the field equipment back to home base for refueling, especially during times like harvest when the farmers may be running equipment 16, 18, maybe even 24 hours a day; how would an electric battery be recharged in the field?;

    How fast can the batteries be recharged, during which the equipment is idled? A field equipment on-board 250 gallon Diesel tank can be refilled in less than 30 minutes, even from a fuel truck in the field. Again, at times, farmers are trying to run the equipment 16, 18, 24 hours a day because harvesting ripe crops is a very time-sensitive activity.  

    Maybe the United States government, seeking to prevent “climate change” by reducing emissions by farming equipment they will just follow the European approach and decree that a designated portion of farmers must simply cease farming. Eliminating farmers wouldn’t have any impact on the supply of food, would it? <sarcasm off>

    Most of the electric tractors I have seen reported on are compact tractors that might reasonably replace the tractor my son has on his ten acre ranchette. Small operations that are not running constantly, and are never far from home base. 

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  8. kedavis Coolidge
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    Kozak (View Comment):

    Back in the 70’s a friend met a Polish girl and fell in love. He managed to bring her to Chicago with him.

    He told us how the first time she went into a local grocery store she burst into tears when she saw the meat counter.

    She could no t wrap her head around the fact that we had such abundance.

     

    An old favorite:

     

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  9. kedavis Coolidge
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    Kozak (View Comment):

    Percival (View Comment):

    Price controls on wheat will lead to shortages and price increases.

    Will we be giving up fossil-fueled farm equipment too? That will be special.

    They have been pushing electric gear on farmers as well. Completely impractical.

    Why Electric Farm Vehicles Ain’t Going to Happen Anytime Soon

     

    And because of intermediate losses, it would take MORE THAN 250 gallons of diesel to charge the battery.

    It seems to be way too easy for people to not understand that for more capacity of diesel (or whatever) all you need is a larger vessel.  For electric it requires more of the lithium etc complexity.

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  10. DaveSchmidt Coolidge
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    Full Size Tabby (View Comment):

    Percival (View Comment):

    Kozak (View Comment):

    Back in the 70’s a friend met a Polish girl and fell in love. He managed to bring her to Chicago with him.

    He told us how the first time she went into a local grocery store she burst into tears when she saw the meat counter.

    She could no t wrap her head around the fact that we had such abundance.

    A similar tale was told by one of the KGB defectors. He was being debriefed by the CIA in Virginia somewhere. During one lunch break, he had them take him out into the country well beyond where he figured the CIA would have Potemkin-style “show” stores set up. He and his minders walked into a run-of-the-mill supermarket. He sat down in the middle of one of the aisles and started laughing. The entire aisle was full of pet food. When they asked him what was so funny, he replied “Your dogs eat better than we do.”

    I encountered such stories frequently in the 1970s from among escapees from behind the Iron Curtain. Others here on Ricochet have related similar stories from families they helped resettle into the United States during that era. I have lamented for several years that in recent decades younger people in the United States have not heard such first-hand reports on what life was like under a system of price controls.

    In the late 1970s I was a part of a small organization that helped resettle refugees from Vietnam.   They had the same reaction to our material prosperity. 

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  11. kedavis Coolidge
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    DaveSchmidt (View Comment):

    Full Size Tabby (View Comment):

    Percival (View Comment):

    Kozak (View Comment):

    Back in the 70’s a friend met a Polish girl and fell in love. He managed to bring her to Chicago with him.

    He told us how the first time she went into a local grocery store she burst into tears when she saw the meat counter.

    She could no t wrap her head around the fact that we had such abundance.

    A similar tale was told by one of the KGB defectors. He was being debriefed by the CIA in Virginia somewhere. During one lunch break, he had them take him out into the country well beyond where he figured the CIA would have Potemkin-style “show” stores set up. He and his minders walked into a run-of-the-mill supermarket. He sat down in the middle of one of the aisles and started laughing. The entire aisle was full of pet food. When they asked him what was so funny, he replied “Your dogs eat better than we do.”

    I encountered such stories frequently in the 1970s from among escapees from behind the Iron Curtain. Others here on Ricochet have related similar stories from families they helped resettle into the United States during that era. I have lamented for several years that in recent decades younger people in the United States have not heard such first-hand reports on what life was like under a system of price controls.

    In the late 1970s I was a part of a small organization that helped resettle refugees from Vietnam. They had the same reaction to our material prosperity.

    You’d think the Somalis brought to Minnesota would be more appreciative too.  Instead they seem to think they need to burn it all down.

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  12. DaveSchmidt Coolidge
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    kedavis (View Comment):

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    Percival (View Comment):

    Kozak (View Comment):

    Back in the 70’s a friend met a Polish girl and fell in love. He managed to bring her to Chicago with him.

    He told us how the first time she went into a local grocery store she burst into tears when she saw the meat counter.

    She could no t wrap her head around the fact that we had such abundance.

    A similar tale was told by one of the KGB defectors. He was being debriefed by the CIA in Virginia somewhere. During one lunch break, he had them take him out into the country well beyond where he figured the CIA would have Potemkin-style “show” stores set up. He and his minders walked into a run-of-the-mill supermarket. He sat down in the middle of one of the aisles and started laughing. The entire aisle was full of pet food. When they asked him what was so funny, he replied “Your dogs eat better than we do.”

    I encountered such stories frequently in the 1970s from among escapees from behind the Iron Curtain. Others here on Ricochet have related similar stories from families they helped resettle into the United States during that era. I have lamented for several years that in recent decades younger people in the United States have not heard such first-hand reports on what life was like under a system of price controls.

    In the late 1970s I was a part of a small organization that helped resettle refugees from Vietnam. They had the same reaction to our material prosperity.

    You’d think the Somalis brought to Minnesota would be more appreciative too. Instead they seem to think they need to burn it all down.

    The Somalis have come from a failed state.  It had also suffered under a Marxist state.  Radical Islam has also taken root among many Somalis.  

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  13. kedavis Coolidge
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    DaveSchmidt (View Comment):

    kedavis (View Comment):

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    Full Size Tabby (View Comment):

    Percival (View Comment):

    Kozak (View Comment):

    Back in the 70’s a friend met a Polish girl and fell in love. He managed to bring her to Chicago with him.

    He told us how the first time she went into a local grocery store she burst into tears when she saw the meat counter.

    She could no t wrap her head around the fact that we had such abundance.

    A similar tale was told by one of the KGB defectors. He was being debriefed by the CIA in Virginia somewhere. During one lunch break, he had them take him out into the country well beyond where he figured the CIA would have Potemkin-style “show” stores set up. He and his minders walked into a run-of-the-mill supermarket. He sat down in the middle of one of the aisles and started laughing. The entire aisle was full of pet food. When they asked him what was so funny, he replied “Your dogs eat better than we do.”

    I encountered such stories frequently in the 1970s from among escapees from behind the Iron Curtain. Others here on Ricochet have related similar stories from families they helped resettle into the United States during that era. I have lamented for several years that in recent decades younger people in the United States have not heard such first-hand reports on what life was like under a system of price controls.

    In the late 1970s I was a part of a small organization that helped resettle refugees from Vietnam. They had the same reaction to our material prosperity.

    You’d think the Somalis brought to Minnesota would be more appreciative too. Instead they seem to think they need to burn it all down.

    The Somalis have come from a failed state. It had also suffered under a Marxist state. Radical Islam has also taken root among many Somalis.

    The Vietnamese migrants and many others came from failed states too, didn’t they?  Yet somehow they’re able to appreciate being here instead.

    It could be largely due to islam I suppose, maybe along with some other causes.  But mostly it seems like they would prefer to go back.

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  14. Andrew Troutman Coolidge
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    kedavis (View Comment):

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    kedavis (View Comment):

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    Percival (View Comment):

    Kozak (View Comment):

    Back in the 70’s a friend met a Polish girl and fell in love. He managed to bring her to Chicago with him.

    He told us how the first time she went into a local grocery store she burst into tears when she saw the meat counter.

    She could no t wrap her head around the fact that we had such abundance.

    A similar tale was told by one of the KGB defectors. He was being debriefed by the CIA in Virginia somewhere. During one lunch break, he had them take him out into the country well beyond where he figured the CIA would have Potemkin-style “show” stores set up. He and his minders walked into a run-of-the-mill supermarket. He sat down in the middle of one of the aisles and started laughing. The entire aisle was full of pet food. When they asked him what was so funny, he replied “Your dogs eat better than we do.”

    I encountered such stories frequently in the 1970s from among escapees from behind the Iron Curtain. Others here on Ricochet have related similar stories from families they helped resettle into the United States during that era. I have lamented for several years that in recent decades younger people in the United States have not heard such first-hand reports on what life was like under a system of price controls.

    In the late 1970s I was a part of a small organization that helped resettle refugees from Vietnam. They had the same reaction to our material prosperity.

    You’d think the Somalis brought to Minnesota would be more appreciative too. Instead they seem to think they need to burn it all down.

    The Somalis have come from a failed state. It had also suffered under a Marxist state. Radical Islam has also taken root among many Somalis.

    The Vietnamese migrants and many others came from failed states too, didn’t they? Yet somehow they’re able to appreciate being here instead.

    It could be largely due to islam I suppose, maybe along with some other causes. But mostly it seems like they would prefer to go back.

    We got a ton of Vietnamese refugees in OK in the ‘70s. They seemed to hit the ground running and motivated.

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  15. kedavis Coolidge
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    kedavis (View Comment):

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    Kozak (View Comment):

    Back in the 70’s a friend met a Polish girl and fell in love. He managed to bring her to Chicago with him.

    He told us how the first time she went into a local grocery store she burst into tears when she saw the meat counter.

    She could no t wrap her head around the fact that we had such abundance.

    A similar tale was told by one of the KGB defectors. He was being debriefed by the CIA in Virginia somewhere. During one lunch break, he had them take him out into the country well beyond where he figured the CIA would have Potemkin-style “show” stores set up. He and his minders walked into a run-of-the-mill supermarket. He sat down in the middle of one of the aisles and started laughing. The entire aisle was full of pet food. When they asked him what was so funny, he replied “Your dogs eat better than we do.”

    I encountered such stories frequently in the 1970s from among escapees from behind the Iron Curtain. Others here on Ricochet have related similar stories from families they helped resettle into the United States during that era. I have lamented for several years that in recent decades younger people in the United States have not heard such first-hand reports on what life was like under a system of price controls.

    In the late 1970s I was a part of a small organization that helped resettle refugees from Vietnam. They had the same reaction to our material prosperity.

    You’d think the Somalis brought to Minnesota would be more appreciative too. Instead they seem to think they need to burn it all down.

    The Somalis have come from a failed state. It had also suffered under a Marxist state. Radical Islam has also taken root among many Somalis.

    The Vietnamese migrants and many others came from failed states too, didn’t they? Yet somehow they’re able to appreciate being here instead.

    It could be largely due to islam I suppose, maybe along with some other causes. But mostly it seems like they would prefer to go back.

    We got a ton of Vietnamese refugees in OK in the ‘70s. They seemed to hit the ground running and motivated.

    And on the other hand, we have the Somalis…  

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  16. Full Size Tabby Member
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    kedavis (View Comment):

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    Back in the 70’s a friend met a Polish girl and fell in love. He managed to bring her to Chicago with him.

    He told us how the first time she went into a local grocery store she burst into tears when she saw the meat counter.

    She could no t wrap her head around the fact that we had such abundance.

    A similar tale was told by one of the KGB defectors. He was being debriefed by the CIA in Virginia somewhere. During one lunch break, he had them take him out into the country well beyond where he figured the CIA would have Potemkin-style “show” stores set up. He and his minders walked into a run-of-the-mill supermarket. He sat down in the middle of one of the aisles and started laughing. The entire aisle was full of pet food. When they asked him what was so funny, he replied “Your dogs eat better than we do.”

    I encountered such stories frequently in the 1970s from among escapees from behind the Iron Curtain. Others here on Ricochet have related similar stories from families they helped resettle into the United States during that era. I have lamented for several years that in recent decades younger people in the United States have not heard such first-hand reports on what life was like under a system of price controls.

    In the late 1970s I was a part of a small organization that helped resettle refugees from Vietnam. They had the same reaction to our material prosperity.

    You’d think the Somalis brought to Minnesota would be more appreciative too. Instead they seem to think they need to burn it all down.

    Representative Ilhan Omar has got to be the most ungrateful refugee ever. 

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  17. kedavis Coolidge
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    Full Size Tabby (View Comment):

    kedavis (View Comment):

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    Kozak (View Comment):

    Back in the 70’s a friend met a Polish girl and fell in love. He managed to bring her to Chicago with him.

    He told us how the first time she went into a local grocery store she burst into tears when she saw the meat counter.

    She could no t wrap her head around the fact that we had such abundance.

    A similar tale was told by one of the KGB defectors. He was being debriefed by the CIA in Virginia somewhere. During one lunch break, he had them take him out into the country well beyond where he figured the CIA would have Potemkin-style “show” stores set up. He and his minders walked into a run-of-the-mill supermarket. He sat down in the middle of one of the aisles and started laughing. The entire aisle was full of pet food. When they asked him what was so funny, he replied “Your dogs eat better than we do.”

    I encountered such stories frequently in the 1970s from among escapees from behind the Iron Curtain. Others here on Ricochet have related similar stories from families they helped resettle into the United States during that era. I have lamented for several years that in recent decades younger people in the United States have not heard such first-hand reports on what life was like under a system of price controls.

    In the late 1970s I was a part of a small organization that helped resettle refugees from Vietnam. They had the same reaction to our material prosperity.

    You’d think the Somalis brought to Minnesota would be more appreciative too. Instead they seem to think they need to burn it all down.

    Representative Ilhan Omar has got to be the most ungrateful refugee ever.

    Maybe so, unless the 9/11 guys were actually residents not just students/visitors.

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