A Farewell to Mittens

 

Willard “Mitt” Romney (a.k.a. Pierre Delecto) has announced he will not seek to re-upholster his carpet-bagged Utah Senate seat.  Meaning that neither Massachusetts nor Utah could stand more than one term of him. He departs with a sneer directed at those icky, working-class voters in the Republican base who refuse to accept that their betters know what’s best for them.

“Trump is the leader of the greatest portion of the Republican Party. It’s a populist, demagogue portion of the party. I represent a small wing of the party. I call it the wise wing of the Republican Party. I don’t believe we’re going away.”

Romney and Trump always had a Salieri-Mozart thing going on (the cinematic Salieri, not the historical one). Romney openly resented Trump winning the presidency that he felt entitled to, and was thoroughly embittered that such a moral reprobate would occupy the office that voters had denied him.

Romney, the GOP’s presidential nominee in 2012, had been one of the most vocal Republican critics of former President Donald Trump in the Senate. While he plans to leave the Senate in 2025, Romney underscored that he’s “not retiring from the fight.”

Which raises the question: which side will he be fighting for?

It’s black-fly-in-your-Chardonnay levels of ironic that Romney’s biggest supporters these days are the same people who, in 2012, claimed he gave his dog a gay haircut, gave a woman cancer, was going to put women in binders, and outlaw tampons.

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  1. DrewInWisconsin, Œuf Member
    DrewInWisconsin, Œuf
    @DrewInWisconsin

    Mittens:

    “I call it the wise wing of the Republican Party.”

    How precious.

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  2. GLDIII Purveyor of Splendid Malpropisms Reagan
    GLDIII Purveyor of Splendid Malpropisms
    @GLDIII

    Well this news just made my day!  I don’t even care if the door hits your posterior on the way out.

    Just go and be quite.

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  3. GPentelie Coolidge
    GPentelie
    @GPentelie

    Romney quote from the OP:

    “I represent a small wing of the party. I call it the wise wing of the Republican Party. I don’t believe we’re going away.”

    This reminded me of one of my favorite quotes from one of my favorite (just a bit below Thomas Sowell, to be “exact”) American philosophers/intellectuals/thinkers (boldings mine) :

    “In a time of drastic change it is the learners who inherit the future. The learned usually find themselves equipped to live in a world that no longer exists.” — Eric Hoffer, Reflections on the Human Condition, 1973

    Bye, Learned Romney.

     

     

    • #3
  4. Kevin Schulte Member
    Kevin Schulte
    @KevinSchulte

    Romney = Fraud 

    Pence = Fraud

    Bush clan = Fraud 

    Cheney clan = Fraud 

    This list is just the beginning . Feel free to add to it . So many choices in the Republican Corporate club . 

     

     

    • #4
  5. Dotorimuk Coolidge
    Dotorimuk
    @Dotorimuk

    Dude ran for President and didn’t even try to win.

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  6. kedavis Coolidge
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    @kedavis

    Dotorimuk (View Comment):

    Dude ran for President and didn’t even try to win.

    He strolled for President?

    Meandered?

    Moseyed?

    • #6
  7. Judge Mental Member
    Judge Mental
    @JudgeMental

    Victor Tango Kilo:

    “I call it the wise wing of the Republican Party.”

    I think he means ‘wizened’.

     

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  8. kedavis Coolidge
    kedavis
    @kedavis

    Judge Mental (View Comment):

    Victor Tango Kilo:

    “I call it the wise wing of the Republican Party.”

    I think he means ‘wizened’.

     

    How about “weasel?”

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  9. Kevin Schulte Member
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    @KevinSchulte

    Dotorimuk (View Comment):

    Dude ran for President and didn’t even try to win.

    That was the point . It became obvious when the Boy Wonder (PR) let himself get B slapped by the Joker Biden . 

    Oh, and as reward for helping throw the campaign . Speaker Ship . Disgusting !!! 

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  10. 9thDistrictNeighbor Member
    9thDistrictNeighbor
    @9thDistrictNeighbor

    Viscious takedown by Raheem Kassam:

    Romney is even said to have e-mailed a story about how much his Republican colleagues loathe him to his advisers, referring to himself as “the turd in the punch bowl.”

     

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  11. DrewInWisconsin, Œuf Member
    DrewInWisconsin, Œuf
    @DrewInWisconsin

    9thDistrictNeighbor (View Comment):

    Viscious takedown by Raheem Kassam:

    Romney is even said to have e-mailed a story about how much his Republican colleagues loathe him to his advisers, referring to himself as “the turd in the punch bowl.”

     

    Oh my. That’s not even the best part:

    Instead of some renegade rebelling against a new status quo in his party – MAGA – Romney cuts a pathetic figure who says he loses sleep over Trump. His wife and children won’t visit with him in Washington, D.C., and he appears to sit at home eating gifted salmon steaks on hamburger buns, drowned in ketchup. No, this isn’t satire:

    He tried to make [his Capitol Hill townhouse] nice, so that Ann would be comfortable when she visited. A decorator filled the rooms with tasteful furniture and calming abstract art. He planted a garden on the small backyard patio. But his wife rarely came to Washington, and his sons didn’t come either, and gradually the house took on an unkempt bachelor-pad quality. Crumbs littered the kitchen counter; soda and seltzer occupied the otherwise-empty fridge. Old campaign paraphernalia appeared on the mantel, clashing with the decorator’s mid-tone color scheme, and a bar of “Trump’s Small Hand Soap” (a gag gift from one of his sons) was placed in the powder room alongside the monogrammed towels.

    It continues:

    In the “dining room,” a 98-inch TV went up on the wall and a leather recliner landed in front of it. Romney, who didn’t have many real friends in Washington, ate dinner alone there most nights, watching Ted Lasso or Better Call Saul as he leafed through briefing materials. On the day of my first visit, he showed me his freezer, which was full of salmon fillets that had been given to him by Lisa Murkowski, the senator from Alaska. He didn’t especially like salmon but found that if he put it on a hamburger bun and smothered it in ketchup, it made for a serviceable meal.

    This is truly precipitous decline from a man who once took up the mantle of his party’s presidential nomination.

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  12. DaveSchmidt Coolidge
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    DrewInWisconsin, Œuf (View Comment):

    Mittens:

    “I call it the wise wing of the Republican Party.”

    How precious.

    Perhaps they are the appendix or gall bladder of the GOP. 

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  13. kedavis Coolidge
    kedavis
    @kedavis

    DrewInWisconsin, Œuf (View Comment):

    9thDistrictNeighbor (View Comment):

    Viscious takedown by Raheem Kassam:

    Romney is even said to have e-mailed a story about how much his Republican colleagues loathe him to his advisers, referring to himself as “the turd in the punch bowl.”

     

    Oh my. That’s not even the best part:

    Instead of some renegade rebelling against a new status quo in his party – MAGA – Romney cuts a pathetic figure who says he loses sleep over Trump. His wife and children won’t visit with him in Washington, D.C., and he appears to sit at home eating gifted salmon steaks on hamburger buns, drowned in ketchup. No, this isn’t satire:

    He tried to make [his Capitol Hill townhouse] nice, so that Ann would be comfortable when she visited. A decorator filled the rooms with tasteful furniture and calming abstract art. He planted a garden on the small backyard patio. But his wife rarely came to Washington, and his sons didn’t come either, and gradually the house took on an unkempt bachelor-pad quality. Crumbs littered the kitchen counter; soda and seltzer occupied the otherwise-empty fridge. Old campaign paraphernalia appeared on the mantel, clashing with the decorator’s mid-tone color scheme, and a bar of “Trump’s Small Hand Soap” (a gag gift from one of his sons) was placed in the powder room alongside the monogrammed towels.

    It continues:

    In the “dining room,” a 98-inch TV went up on the wall and a leather recliner landed in front of it. Romney, who didn’t have many real friends in Washington, ate dinner alone there most nights, watching Ted Lasso or Better Call Saul as he leafed through briefing materials. On the day of my first visit, he showed me his freezer, which was full of salmon fillets that had been given to him by Lisa Murkowski, the senator from Alaska. He didn’t especially like salmon but found that if he put it on a hamburger bun and smothered it in ketchup, it made for a serviceable meal.

    This is truly precipitous decline from a man who once took up the mantle of his party’s presidential nomination.

    Doesn’t he still have a bunch of Bane Capital money etc?  He should be able to hire better companionship than that.

    • #13
  14. DaveSchmidt Coolidge
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    @DaveSchmidt

    kedavis (View Comment):

    DrewInWisconsin, Œuf (View Comment):

    9thDistrictNeighbor (View Comment):

    Viscious takedown by Raheem Kassam:

    Romney is even said to have e-mailed a story about how much his Republican colleagues loathe him to his advisers, referring to himself as “the turd in the punch bowl.”

     

    Oh my. That’s not even the best part:

    Instead of some renegade rebelling against a new status quo in his party – MAGA – Romney cuts a pathetic figure who says he loses sleep over Trump. His wife and children won’t visit with him in Washington, D.C., and he appears to sit at home eating gifted salmon steaks on hamburger buns, drowned in ketchup. No, this isn’t satire:

    He tried to make [his Capitol Hill townhouse] nice, so that Ann would be comfortable when she visited. A decorator filled the rooms with tasteful furniture and calming abstract art. He planted a garden on the small backyard patio. But his wife rarely came to Washington, and his sons didn’t come either, and gradually the house took on an unkempt bachelor-pad quality. Crumbs littered the kitchen counter; soda and seltzer occupied the otherwise-empty fridge. Old campaign paraphernalia appeared on the mantel, clashing with the decorator’s mid-tone color scheme, and a bar of “Trump’s Small Hand Soap” (a gag gift from one of his sons) was placed in the powder room alongside the monogrammed towels.

    It continues:

    In the “dining room,” a 98-inch TV went up on the wall and a leather recliner landed in front of it. Romney, who didn’t have many real friends in Washington, ate dinner alone there most nights, watching Ted Lasso or Better Call Saul as he leafed through briefing materials. On the day of my first visit, he showed me his freezer, which was full of salmon fillets that had been given to him by Lisa Murkowski, the senator from Alaska. He didn’t especially like salmon but found that if he put it on a hamburger bun and smothered it in ketchup, it made for a serviceable meal.

    This is truly precipitous decline from a man who once took up the mantle of his party’s presidential nomination.

    Doesn’t he still have a bunch of Bane Capital money etc? He should be able to hire better companionship than that.

    Where are rent-a-friend Krystal or David French?

    • #14
  15. kedavis Coolidge
    kedavis
    @kedavis

    DaveSchmidt (View Comment):

    kedavis (View Comment):

    DrewInWisconsin, Œuf (View Comment):

    9thDistrictNeighbor (View Comment):

    Viscious takedown by Raheem Kassam:

    Romney is even said to have e-mailed a story about how much his Republican colleagues loathe him to his advisers, referring to himself as “the turd in the punch bowl.”

     

    Oh my. That’s not even the best part:

    Instead of some renegade rebelling against a new status quo in his party – MAGA – Romney cuts a pathetic figure who says he loses sleep over Trump. His wife and children won’t visit with him in Washington, D.C., and he appears to sit at home eating gifted salmon steaks on hamburger buns, drowned in ketchup. No, this isn’t satire:

    He tried to make [his Capitol Hill townhouse] nice, so that Ann would be comfortable when she visited. A decorator filled the rooms with tasteful furniture and calming abstract art. He planted a garden on the small backyard patio. But his wife rarely came to Washington, and his sons didn’t come either, and gradually the house took on an unkempt bachelor-pad quality. Crumbs littered the kitchen counter; soda and seltzer occupied the otherwise-empty fridge. Old campaign paraphernalia appeared on the mantel, clashing with the decorator’s mid-tone color scheme, and a bar of “Trump’s Small Hand Soap” (a gag gift from one of his sons) was placed in the powder room alongside the monogrammed towels.

    It continues:

    In the “dining room,” a 98-inch TV went up on the wall and a leather recliner landed in front of it. Romney, who didn’t have many real friends in Washington, ate dinner alone there most nights, watching Ted Lasso or Better Call Saul as he leafed through briefing materials. On the day of my first visit, he showed me his freezer, which was full of salmon fillets that had been given to him by Lisa Murkowski, the senator from Alaska. He didn’t especially like salmon but found that if he put it on a hamburger bun and smothered it in ketchup, it made for a serviceable meal.

    This is truly precipitous decline from a man who once took up the mantle of his party’s presidential nomination.

    Doesn’t he still have a bunch of Bane Capital money etc? He should be able to hire better companionship than that.

    Where are rent-a-friend Krystal or David French?

    Let’s be realistic, I’m sure Mittens can’t outbid Pierre whats-his-face.

    • #15
  16. Eustace C. Scrubb Member
    Eustace C. Scrubb
    @EustaceCScrubb

    In a world of geriatric pols, I’m happy when any of them that throw in the towel. 

    • #16
  17. kedavis Coolidge
    kedavis
    @kedavis

    But what do you suppose is the REAL reason that his family wouldn’t even visit him there?

    • #17
  18. GlennAmurgis Coolidge
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    DaveSchmidt (View Comment):

    kedavis (View Comment):

    DrewInWisconsin, Œuf (View Comment):

    9thDistrictNeighbor (View Comment):

    Viscious takedown by Raheem Kassam:

    Romney is even said to have e-mailed a story about how much his Republican colleagues loathe him to his advisers, referring to himself as “the turd in the punch bowl.”

     

    Oh my. That’s not even the best part:

    Instead of some renegade rebelling against a new status quo in his party – MAGA – Romney cuts a pathetic figure who says he loses sleep over Trump. His wife and children won’t visit with him in Washington, D.C., and he appears to sit at home eating gifted salmon steaks on hamburger buns, drowned in ketchup. No, this isn’t satire:

    He tried to make [his Capitol Hill townhouse] nice, so that Ann would be comfortable when she visited. A decorator filled the rooms with tasteful furniture and calming abstract art. He planted a garden on the small backyard patio. But his wife rarely came to Washington, and his sons didn’t come either, and gradually the house took on an unkempt bachelor-pad quality. Crumbs littered the kitchen counter; soda and seltzer occupied the otherwise-empty fridge. Old campaign paraphernalia appeared on the mantel, clashing with the decorator’s mid-tone color scheme, and a bar of “Trump’s Small Hand Soap” (a gag gift from one of his sons) was placed in the powder room alongside the monogrammed towels.

    It continues:

    In the “dining room,” a 98-inch TV went up on the wall and a leather recliner landed in front of it. Romney, who didn’t have many real friends in Washington, ate dinner alone there most nights, watching Ted Lasso or Better Call Saul as he leafed through briefing materials. On the day of my first visit, he showed me his freezer, which was full of salmon fillets that had been given to him by Lisa Murkowski, the senator from Alaska. He didn’t especially like salmon but found that if he put it on a hamburger bun and smothered it in ketchup, it made for a serviceable meal.

    This is truly precipitous decline from a man who once took up the mantle of his party’s presidential nomination.

    Doesn’t he still have a bunch of Bane Capital money etc? He should be able to hire better companionship than that.

    Where are rent-a-friend Krystal or David French?

    Kristol will do it or a price – (see Pierre Omidyar)

     

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  19. Postmodern Hoplite Coolidge
    Postmodern Hoplite
    @PostmodernHoplite

    I’m late to the party, and s’pose I have nothing particularly new to add to the thread other than I’m glad he’s leaving D.C. Maybe he was an effective Senator on behalf of Utah? But it doesn’t seem to be the case that his constituents are all that upset about the pending end of his term.

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  20. Western Chauvinist Member
    Western Chauvinist
    @WesternChauvinist

    I was Anybody But Romney before I was Anybody But Trump. At least I was right half the time.

    Romney’s low character was confirmed when he released that video screed against Trump in 2016 after glad-handing him and taking Trump’s money in the 2012 election. Better to stay silent than to make a video and be confirmed a jackwad. 

    • #20
  21. Stad Coolidge
    Stad
    @Stad

    Watch Romney make a beeline for the No Labels ticket . . .

    • #21
  22. DrewInWisconsin, Œuf Member
    DrewInWisconsin, Œuf
    @DrewInWisconsin

    Western Chauvinist (View Comment):

    I was Anybody But Romney before I was Anybody But Trump. At least I was right half the time.

    Romney’s low character was confirmed when he released that video screed against Trump in 2016 after glad-handing him and taking Trump’s money in the 2012 election. Better to stay silent than to make a video and be confirmed a jackwad.

    And of course, I can never forget Romney joining in a BLM march:

    Why Mitt Romney Joined Black Lives Matter Protesters - The Atlantic

    • #22
  23. GLDIII Purveyor of Splendid Malpropisms Reagan
    GLDIII Purveyor of Splendid Malpropisms
    @GLDIII

    Stad (View Comment):

    Watch Romney make a beeline for the No Internal Convictions No Labels ticket . . .

    FIFY

     

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  24. DrewInWisconsin, Œuf Member
    DrewInWisconsin, Œuf
    @DrewInWisconsin

    The Coppins piece in The Atlantic is really . . . weird. Or maybe that it reveals Romney as a real weirdo.

    All the breathless nonsense about January 6th feels like invented fiction. Of course, Coppins labels it a “coup,” because that’s the Narrative that even “Republicans” falsely believe. But this?

    Romney calls, and King informs him of a conversation he’s just had with a high-ranking Pentagon official. Law enforcement has been tracking online chatter among right-wing extremists who appear to be planning something bad on the day of Donald Trump’s upcoming rally in Washington, D.C. The president has been telling them the election was stolen; now they’re coming to steal it back. There’s talk of gun smuggling, of bombs and arson, of targeting the traitors in Congress who are responsible for this travesty. Romney’s name has been popping up in some frightening corners of the internet, which is why King needed to talk to him. He isn’t sure Romney will be safe.

    This is delusional.

    Of course, I can’t discount the idea that Intelligence Agencies were deliberately pushing a false narrative in order to add weight to their “fedsurrection.”

    And so much of the piece is about Romney’s reaction to Trump that it’s coming off more as a book about Donald Trump.

    • #24
  25. Django Member
    Django
    @Django

    from the HuffingAndPuffington Post via msn

    Sen. Mitt Romney (R-Utah) is calling out members of his own party for putting their political ambitions ahead of the best interests of the nation. 

    And there’s one GOP lawmaker in particular he seems to have special disdain for.

    “I don’t know that I can disrespect someone more than J. D. Vance,” Romney told journalist McKay Coppins in a book excerpt published in The Atlantic.  

    Vance must be heartbroken. 

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  26. JennaStocker Member
    JennaStocker
    @JennaStocker

    I read the headline in my alerts and was mentally preparing for a sad post. Boy was I wrong!

    • #26
  27. DrewInWisconsin, Œuf Member
    DrewInWisconsin, Œuf
    @DrewInWisconsin

    Django (View Comment):

    from the HuffingAndPuffington Post via msn

    Sen. Mitt Romney (R-Utah) is calling out members of his own party for putting their political ambitions ahead of the best interests of the nation.

    And there’s one GOP lawmaker in particular he seems to have special disdain for.

    “I don’t know that I can disrespect someone more than J. D. Vance,” Romney told journalist McKay Coppins in a book excerpt published in The Atlantic.

    Vance must be heartbroken.

    As I said in the PIT, I already like J.D. Vance! You don’t need to make me like him more.

    • #27
  28. Postmodern Hoplite Coolidge
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    @PostmodernHoplite

    Stad (View Comment):

    Watch Romney make a beeline for the No Labels ticket . . .

    This hadn’t occurred to me before, but I think you might be on to something here.

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  29. GLDIII Purveyor of Splendid Malpropisms Reagan
    GLDIII Purveyor of Splendid Malpropisms
    @GLDIII

    Postmodern Hoplite (View Comment):

    Stad (View Comment):

    Watch Romney make a beeline for the No Labels ticket . . .

    This hadn’t occurred to me before, but I think you might be on to something here.

    Can you see him wrestling with Joe Manchin for the top spot? Worth paying for a ring side seat for that event.

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  30. DrewInWisconsin, Œuf Member
    DrewInWisconsin, Œuf
    @DrewInWisconsin

    GLDIII Purveyor of Splendid Ma… (View Comment):

    Postmodern Hoplite (View Comment):

    Stad (View Comment):

    Watch Romney make a beeline for the No Labels ticket . . .

    This hadn’t occurred to me before, but I think you might be on to something here.

    Can you see him wrestling with Joe Manchin for the top spot? Worth paying for a ring side seat for that event.

    Egg McMuffin will certainly want to be a part of this menage a troi.

    • #30
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