The Smell of Success

 

My daughter ran over a bit of metallic debris on the freeway, so I’m back at the tire shop getting a replacement. Not that I mind. I’ve loved tire stores since a Discount Tire in north Phoenix was a final stop on my Arizona Republic paper route. Back in the wayback ago, I’d need to stop by each week to collect my $1.35. The staff would joke, insult, and plead poverty before turning over the blood money along with a big, fat tip.

Something about the tire-shop smell always puts me in a better mood. Purchasing a new set of tires is one of the best olfactory retail experiences available.

Maybe it’s just a guy thing, but repair shops are the only aromatherapy I want. Shoe repair/leather stores are awesome. Lawnmower repair shops provide a nice cut grass and gasoline combo, like the first day of summer. I’ll never turn down a visit to the lumberyard. (And don’t get me started on Hoppe’s No. 9; it should be a cologne.)

How about you? Do you have a few favorite retail scents … and is it just a guy thing?

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  1. Scott Wilmot Member
    Scott Wilmot
    @ScottWilmot

    Fresh cut grass – particularly hay that will be baled – is one of the best smells there is. Nothing better than going into a barn with a hayloft. I grew up in a farm in NE OH and we had a bank barn. I remember feeding the animals in the morning, walking into the pungent ground floor to feed them, and then getting a good olfactory cleanse when I went upstairs to get some hay. Good times. Good memories. Thanks for reviving them.

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  2. Rōnin Coolidge
    Rōnin
    @Ronin

    Jon Gabriel, Ed.:

     

    like the first day of summer. I’ll never turn down a visit to the lumberyard. (And don’t get me started on Hoppe’s No. 9; it should be a cologne.)

    Hoppe’s No. 9 is so good, I brush my teeth in it.  Well I don’t really brush my teeth with it, because it is toxic, but it is one of the best burnt black powder residue remover I’ve came across (that is what it was originally designed for).

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  3. ctlaw Coolidge
    ctlaw
    @ctlaw

    Jon Gabriel, Ed.:

    Something about the tire-shop smell always puts me in a better mood. Purchasing a new set of tires is one of the best olfactory retail experiences available.

    Maybe it’s just a guy thing, but repair shops are the only aromatherapy I want. Shoe repair/leather stores are awesome

    Small town sporting goods stores where you get a cacophony of smells. Basketballs, footballs, soccer balls. Baseball gloves. Ice skates. Sleeping bags. And perhaps some of that gun oil.

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  4. ctlaw Coolidge
    ctlaw
    @ctlaw

    Radio Shack with the smell of outgassing particle board and electric ionization.

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  5. Jimmy Carter Member
    Jimmy Carter
    @JimmyCarter

    Not a “retail scent,” but an amalgam of dirt, hay, horse, bull, manure, testosterone, leather… the rodeo.

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  6. Jerry Giordano (Arizona Patriot) Member
    Jerry Giordano (Arizona Patriot)
    @ArizonaPatriot

    I don’t personally like the smell of rubber, or gasoline, or cut grass.  The grass part is probably due to my sinus allergies, though.  It doesn’t smell bad, it’s just a smell that I avoid.  I agree about leather.

    Cordite and gun oil, baby.  That’s a great smell.  Smells like victory.

    Coffee brewing.

    Bread baking.

    Meat grilling.

    Christmas tree lots.

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  7. Jerry Giordano (Arizona Patriot) Member
    Jerry Giordano (Arizona Patriot)
    @ArizonaPatriot

    Jimmy Carter (View Comment):

    Not a “retail scent,” but an amalgam of dirt, hay, horse, bull, manure, testosterone, leather… the rodeo.

    You forgot the blood.

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  8. kedavis Coolidge
    kedavis
    @kedavis

    Not just meat in general, but bacon in particular, also eggs…

    Even a couple hundred years from now…

     

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  9. kedavis Coolidge
    kedavis
    @kedavis

    https://www.hoppes.com/accessories-4/no.-9-air-freshener-3-pack/HO-H9AF3.html

     

    https://www.etsy.com/listing/216469516/carbine-mens-cologne-oil-roll-on-cologne

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  10. Charlotte Member
    Charlotte
    @Charlotte

    Jon Gabriel, Ed.: Shoe repair/leather stores are awesome.

    I never shopped there, but I used to go out of my way to walk past the Wilsons (The Leather Experts) store in the mall just to get a good whiff.

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  11. Locke On Member
    Locke On
    @LockeOn

    Rōnin (View Comment):

    Jon Gabriel, Ed.:

     

    like the first day of summer. I’ll never turn down a visit to the lumberyard. (And don’t get me started on Hoppe’s No. 9; it should be a cologne.)

    Hoppe’s No. 9 is so good, I brush my teeth in it. Well I don’t really brush my teeth with it, because it is toxic, but it is one of the best burnt black powder residue remover I’ve came across (that is what it was originally designed for).

    The wife and I are both shooters, and ‘a dab of #9 behind the ear’ is a standing joke.

    One of the few times I agree with Jerry: Burnt powder and gun oil is it.

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  12. Susan Quinn Contributor
    Susan Quinn
    @SusanQuinn

    I think lots of people love the smell of a new car! Any new car…

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  13. Percival Thatcher
    Percival
    @Percival

    The dust from a field where the soybeans have just been harvested. There was a field across from my elementary school that seemed to be in soybeans every year. I hadn’t smelled that smell again until I took a job outside of Peoria smack dab in the middle of more bean fields.

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  14. Henry Racette Member
    Henry Racette
    @HenryRacette

    Jon Gabriel, Ed.: (And don’t get me started on Hoppe’s No. 9; it should be a cologne.)

    Word.

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  15. kedavis Coolidge
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    @kedavis

    Henry Racette (View Comment):

    Jon Gabriel, Ed.: (And don’t get me started on Hoppe’s No. 9; it should be a cologne.)

    Word.

    It IS a cologne.  See above.

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  16. Mimi Allen Coolidge
    Mimi Allen
    @MimiAllen

    Newspaper press room.  Ink smell is one of kind.  Brings back great memories and a few nightmares.

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  17. Jim McConnell Member
    Jim McConnell
    @JimMcConnell

    Back when I was working, I used to drive past a Nabisco cookie bakery on my way to the office. That was a treat.

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  18. Mad Gerald Coolidge
    Mad Gerald
    @Jose

    Locke On (View Comment):

    Rōnin (View Comment):

    Jon Gabriel, Ed.:

     

    like the first day of summer. I’ll never turn down a visit to the lumberyard. (And don’t get me started on Hoppe’s No. 9; it should be a cologne.)

    Hoppe’s No. 9 is so good, I brush my teeth in it. Well I don’t really brush my teeth with it, because it is toxic, but it is one of the best burnt black powder residue remover I’ve came across (that is what it was originally designed for).

    The wife and I are both shooters, and ‘a dab of #9 behind the ear’ is a standing joke.

    One of the few times I agree with Jerry: Burnt powder and gun oil is it.

    My mother is not a shooter, and she has a weird sense of what smells good, but she really likes Hoppe’s No. 9.

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  19. Mad Gerald Coolidge
    Mad Gerald
    @Jose

    My all time favorite smell was at the feed store when I went with Dad.  They had silos of grain, and bags of animal feed like alfalfa pellets.  Good stuff like oats with molasses. It all came together in a big wooden warehouse full of dusty cobwebs, and a loading dock along the front.

    The store office had cool stuff like saddles and baby chicks.

    Haven’t encountered anything comparable in almost 50 years.  Went back a couple years ago and nothing is left but an empty lot.

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  20. TBA Coolidge
    TBA
    @RobtGilsdorf

    Peat smoke, with or without whiskey. 

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  21. Bishop Wash Member
    Bishop Wash
    @BishopWash

    I grew up in a small town and we had a coyote club. They would go out hunting together and once a year would hold a pancake feed for the community. Mom would joke that we had to get there early because beer would be consumed and the pancakes would spend more time on the grill at the end of the shift.

    There’s a taco place in town that serves breakfast, to include pancakes, all day. I don’t know if they use the same type of grease or what, but I was transported to my childhood the first time I stepped inside. It smelled just like the pancake feed. 

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  22. James Lileks Contributor
    James Lileks
    @jameslileks

    Not necessarily retail smells, but: Two-stroke engines with a top note of oil. GoJo hand cleaner, good for garage work. Butane. 

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  23. OmegaPaladin Moderator
    OmegaPaladin
    @OmegaPaladin

    Chemistry teaching labs are not exactly known for their pleasing aromas… except for the ester lab.  The delightful scent of bananas or wintergreen fills the air.  Steam distillation labs can also be pretty amazing – they often extract essential oils from delightful plants.

    Working in a flower shop is usually quite pleasant – floral smells mix with wood/greens and the solvent aroma of various spray cans.

    Burning leaves is part of the smell of fall to me.

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  24. Macho Grande' Coolidge
    Macho Grande'
    @ChrisCampion

    The smell of success.

    The stink of freedom.

    The air of nostalgia.

    The whiff of dyspepsia.

     

    So much to absorb, nostrilly.

     

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  25. Macho Grande' Coolidge
    Macho Grande'
    @ChrisCampion

    ctlaw (View Comment):

    Radio Shack with the smell of outgassing particle board and electric ionization.

    And male loneliness, oozing from the pores of staff.

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  26. Macho Grande' Coolidge
    Macho Grande'
    @ChrisCampion

    TBA (View Comment):

    Peat smoke, with or without whiskey.

    With whiskey, it’s the stench of Irish despair.

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  27. She Member
    She
    @She

    Freshly-baled hay

    Joe’s Bakery on Main Street in Washington, PA

    The first whiff of diesel when my tractor fires up in early Spring.  (It doesn’t work for me long-term, but it’s a great relief to breathe it in for the first time after a long, cold winter)

    Old-fashioned roses, and the scents of my garden

    Strega (because it reminds me of freshly-baled hay: See above)

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  28. Seawriter Contributor
    Seawriter
    @Seawriter

    The only thing I can add is the smell in the machine shops and labs at Johnson Space Center. Kind of like a machine shop or auto shop, but cleaner. I entered one a few days back and was back in my pre-teen years getting ready to board XL-5 for a trip around the solar system.

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  29. Bryan G. Stephens Thatcher
    Bryan G. Stephens
    @BryanGStephens

    Scott Wilmot (View Comment):

    Fresh cut grass – particularly hay that will be baled – is one of the best smells there is. Nothing better than going into a barn with a hayloft. I grew up in a farm in NE OH and we had a bank barn. I remember feeding the animals in the morning, walking into the pungent ground floor to feed them, and then getting a good olfactory cleanse when I went upstairs to get some hay. Good times. Good memories. Thanks for reviving them.

    Fresh cut Grass of a lawn I have just mowed is especially nice. Going to miss it soon.

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  30. Bryan G. Stephens Thatcher
    Bryan G. Stephens
    @BryanGStephens

    Also, back in my childhood, when there was still room for a lot of new construction around me, two smells of work stand out. 

    1. Turned Georgia red clay. The broken roots and turned over soil had it own smell. 
    2. The smell of wood being sawed. Maybe they used to do more on site cutting. I remember the sound of saws and the smell that followed. 

     

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