Transgender Pets?

 

If I were a veterinarian I’d give serious consideration to offering gender affirming care to pets.  I could offer an array of services that might include medical, surgical, mental health, and non-medical services for transgender and nonbinary animals.  

Do you think this might be a profitable form of veterinary practice?  Where would be the best place to locate a practice like this?  

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  1. Mad Gerald Coolidge
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    @Jose

    Ha!

    All I can say is the idea would fail in a large animal practice, but might succeed in a small animal environment.

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  2. Fake John/Jane Galt Coolidge
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    Given how much money seems to be related to the Trans industry I would can see that it would be a very smart area to encourage backing this time of services.   It would generate money in the care of the pets themself but also I could see a large amount of money being provided by the human customers just to show their point of view is correct in the world.  

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  3. cdor Member
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    DaveSchmidt: Do you think this might be a profitable form of veterinary practice?  Where would be the best place to locate a practice like this?  

    It would absolutely be a huge moneymaker. The vet should locate his gender-affirming practice in any wealthy and virtuous leftist enclave. I would suggest his first office be in Manhattan in NYC and his second in Beverly Hills, Ca.

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  4. DrewInWisconsin, Oaf Member
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    DaveSchmidt: Where would be the best place to locate a practice like this?

    Boulder, Colorado.

    Already full of lefty kooks, and now reliably high all the time.

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  5. Douglas Pratt Coolidge
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    @DouglasPratt

    Right next to the discount spay and neuter clinic.

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  6. Vance Richards Inactive
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    @VanceRichards

    That would probably be deemed cruel. I mean, our pets are precious and you want to treat them like mere children?

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  7. TBA Coolidge
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    @RobtGilsdorf

    Mad Gerald (View Comment):

    Ha!

    All I can say is the idea would fail in a large animal practice, but might succeed in a small animal environment.

    You say that now, but I just bought a dairy farm full of gold star lesbian cows at a really good price! 

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  8. DaveSchmidt Coolidge
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    TBA (View Comment):

    Mad Gerald (View Comment):

    Ha!

    All I can say is the idea would fail in a large animal practice, but might succeed in a small animal environment.

    You say that now, but I just bought a dairy farm full of gold star lesbian cows at a really good price!

    You bought Rainbow Farm?  🌈

    Rainbow Veterinary Clinic might be good branding.

    EDIT: Just checked the web. there are already an assortment of Rainbow Vet outfits.

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  9. Arahant Member
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    Thanks for reminding me to call the vet.

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  10. Arahant Member
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    Arahant (View Comment):

    Thanks for reminding me to call the vet.

    Okay, annual checkup and shots scheduled.

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  11. Mad Gerald Coolidge
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    @Jose

    TBA (View Comment):

    Mad Gerald (View Comment):

    Ha!

    All I can say is the idea would fail in a large animal practice, but might succeed in a small animal environment.

    You say that now, but I just bought a dairy farm full of gold star lesbian cows at a really good price!

    Do you have any trans dairy cows?  Do you have a trans herd bull? Heh.

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  12. Arahant Member
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    Vance Richards (View Comment):

    That would probably be deemed cruel. I mean, our pets are precious and you want to treat them like mere children?

    I love you, man!

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  13. Stad Coolidge
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    LOL I had to check to see if this was a “Humor” post or not . . .

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  14. navyjag Coolidge
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    cdor (View Comment):

    DaveSchmidt: Do you think this might be a profitable form of veterinary practice? Where would be the best place to locate a practice like this?

    It would absolutely be a huge moneymaker. The vet should locate his gender-affirming practice in any wealthy and virtuous leftist enclave. I would suggest his first office be in Manhattan in NYC and his second in Beverly Hills, Ca.

    don’t forget San Francisco. 

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  15. navyjag Coolidge
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    TBA (View Comment):

    Mad Gerald (View Comment):

    Ha!

    All I can say is the idea would fail in a large animal practice, but might succeed in a small animal environment.

    You say that now, but I just bought a dairy farm full of gold star lesbian cows at a really good price!

    So no calves to make future prime rib. Sad!

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  16. Western Chauvinist Member
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    I think you should add abortion services as well. I mean, I suspect most pregnancy in  animals is due to either rape or incest. . . 

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  17. Doug Watt Member
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    I’m busy writing a book for those who consider pets as more desirable than children. ‘ How to Tell if Your Pet is Gay’.

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  18. Mad Gerald Coolidge
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    @Jose

    Western Chauvinist (View Comment):

    I think you should add abortion services as well. I mean, I suspect most pregnancy in animals is due to either rape or incest. . .

    The research has been done on this important topic.

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  19. Mad Gerald Coolidge
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    @Jose

    I suppose trans affirming care would include “teats on a boar hog”.  How useful.

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  20. TBA Coolidge
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    Mad Gerald (View Comment):

    TBA (View Comment):

    Mad Gerald (View Comment):

    Ha!

    All I can say is the idea would fail in a large animal practice, but might succeed in a small animal environment.

    You say that now, but I just bought a dairy farm full of gold star lesbian cows at a really good price!

    Do you have any trans dairy cows? Do you have a trans herd bull? Heh.

    Those cost extra. 

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  21. TBA Coolidge
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    @RobtGilsdorf

    navyjag (View Comment):

    TBA (View Comment):

    Mad Gerald (View Comment):

    Ha!

    All I can say is the idea would fail in a large animal practice, but might succeed in a small animal environment.

    You say that now, but I just bought a dairy farm full of gold star lesbian cows at a really good price!

    So no calves to make future prime rib. Sad!

    You should be eating bugs anyway. 

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  22. Stad Coolidge
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    @Stad

    Western Chauvinist (View Comment):

    I think you should add abortion services as well. I mean, I suspect most pregnancy in animals is due to either rape or incest. . .

    I can see that in blue states . . .

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  23. Hugh Inactive
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7V6BAdBaPU

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  24. colleenb Member
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    For the last few years I’ve been telling my husband that we should have invested in pet anything (PetCo, Chewy, etc). We’d be making a mint.

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  25. Douglas Pratt Coolidge
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    colleenb (View Comment):

    For the last few years I’ve been telling my husband that we should have invested in pet anything (PetCo, Chewy, etc). We’d be making a mint.

    Since it seems that America has decided they’d rather have pets than children, you’re on point. 

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  26. TBA Coolidge
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    @RobtGilsdorf

    Douglas Pratt (View Comment):

    colleenb (View Comment):

    For the last few years I’ve been telling my husband that we should have invested in pet anything (PetCo, Chewy, etc). We’d be making a mint.

    Since it seems that America has decided they’d rather have pets than children, you’re on point.

    When did we first start hearing ‘fur babies’ and ‘dog parents’? 

    And why did we hear them more than once? 

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  27. DrewInWisconsin, Oaf Member
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    TBA (View Comment):

    Douglas Pratt (View Comment):

    colleenb (View Comment):

    For the last few years I’ve been telling my husband that we should have invested in pet anything (PetCo, Chewy, etc). We’d be making a mint.

    Since it seems that America has decided they’d rather have pets than children, you’re on point.

    When did we first start hearing ‘fur babies’ and ‘dog parents’?

    And why did we hear them more than once?

    When I’m king, the use of such terms will be a capital offense.

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  28. Douglas Pratt Coolidge
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    DrewInWisconsin, Oaf (View Comment):

    TBA (View Comment):

    Douglas Pratt (View Comment):

    colleenb (View Comment):

    For the last few years I’ve been telling my husband that we should have invested in pet anything (PetCo, Chewy, etc). We’d be making a mint.

    Since it seems that America has decided they’d rather have pets than children, you’re on point.

    When did we first start hearing ‘fur babies’ and ‘dog parents’?

    And why did we hear them more than once?

    When I’m king, the use of such terms will be a capital offense.

    You should be allowed to use it if you have raised an actual baby or two.

     

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  29. Full Size Tabby Member
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    DaveSchmidt: Where would be the best place to locate a practice like this? 

    Offhand I’d suggest a place with a significant concentration of entertainment and media figures. Beverly Hills has been suggested. Malibu (California) would probably be another good place. Certain districts of Manhattan. Places near where parents are proudly mentioning on their social media accounts and in interviews that at least one (and often multiple) of their children is “transgender.” I would prioritize what parents are saying over what the teens or preteens themselves are saying. If the parents are bragging about their kids’ “transgenderism,” it is probably a greater indicator that the parents are claiming that on behalf of their children for the social benefit of the parents. This desire to use claims of children’s “transgenderism” to build up the parents’ social status seems to be more common among entertainment and media figures. And this desire to use creatures under their control for their own social status will translate more easily to also use pets in addition to children to build up the parents’ and owners’ perceived virtue. 

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  30. colleenb Member
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    Douglas Pratt (View Comment):

    colleenb (View Comment):

    For the last few years I’ve been telling my husband that we should have invested in pet anything (PetCo, Chewy, etc). We’d be making a mint.

    Since it seems that America has decided they’d rather have pets than children, you’re on point.

    Exactly. More’s the pity.

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