Feel Good Story of the Day – Newark Gets Scammed

 

This is a wonderful thing… Mayor Ras Baraka of Newark invited representatives of the nation of Kailasa to City Hall to sign a cultural trade agreement. Turns out though, there is no such nation as Kailasa.

It was all a scam dreamed up by Swami Nithyananda, a con artist who fled India in 2019 when brought up on rape charges (the one sour note in this otherwise delightful tale.)

The city officials didn’t bother with Google or an atlas. But they did go to the country’s website, finding it is the largest Hindu country in the world, with no borders. Newark officials just moved forward when the invitation was made because nothing should come in the way of diversity in relationships.

Anyhoo, after the ceremony in City Hall the truth came out and all the right people were embarrassed. “This is an oversight, cannot happen any longer,” City Councilman Luis Quintana said. In a statement, City Hall said, “Although this was a regrettable incident, the city of Newark remains committed to partnering with people from diverse cultures in order to enrich each other with connectivity, support, and mutual respect.”

As some have noted, the first clue that something was wrong came when someone said their country wanted to establish a relationship with Newark. Kind of like when Groucho Marx said, “I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.” Say, there’s an idea. Maybe we could convince Joe Biden to make a diplomatic excursion to Freedonia.

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  1. Hang On Member
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    This could be a Marx Brothers movie.

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  2. MikeMcCarthy Coolidge
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    They thought that there was another borderless country?

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  3. Percival Thatcher
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    If Lori Lightfoot had landed that Kailasa deal, the election would have had a different result.

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  4. Dotorimuk Coolidge
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    Extra points for Duck Soup reference.

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  5. Saint Augustine Member
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    Eustace C. Scrubb:

    But they did go to the country’s website, finding it is the largest Hindu country in the world, with no borders.

    And they didn’t wonder what happened to India.

    We’re doomed.  People are running the world who don’t know what India is.

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  6. Mad Gerald Coolidge
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    https://kailaasa.org/

     

     

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  7. Saint Augustine Member
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    Mad Gerald (View Comment):

    https://kailaasa.org/

    Um.

    https://gov.shrikailasa.org/briefings-statements/cooperation-agreement-between-two-great-diasporas/

    The United States of KAILASA represents the Hindu Diaspora that live in more than 150+ Countries. SHRIKAILASA is a Sovereign Nation revived and headed by The Supreme Pontiff of Hinduism, Bhagavan Sri Nithyananda Paramashivam who is also the Emperor of 19 Ancient Hindu kingdoms, declared the revival and establishment of SHRIKAILASA in accordance with internationally accepted norms, with the right to sovereign self-determination, to fulfil this purpose of preserving the rights of Hindus, who practise the most ancient and most peace-loving tradition in the world, in an announcement that outlined the vision for the State under a time-tested model of Hindu governance and Hindu administration, as a place where Hindus can practise Hinduism authentically and peacefully.

    In all seriousness, I say, “Um.”

    Um.  What else is there to say?

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  8. BDB Inactive
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    MikeMcCarthy (View Comment):

    They thought that there was another borderless country?

    If there are two borderless countries, how do we know which one we’re in?

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  9. Annefy Member
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    For whatever reason, reminded me of “The Mouse That Roared”. 

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  10. Vance Richards Inactive
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    Eustace C. Scrubb: Newark officials just moved forward when the invitation was made because nothing should come in the way of diversity in relationships. 

    Yeah, pretty sure this wouldn’t have happened if they were claiming to be from a city in Europe. So while plain old stupidity played its part, the want to be viewed as diverse was also a factor.

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  11. Ekosj Member
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    Hey…be nice.   Who hasn’t had an imaginary friend before?

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  12. Randy Weivoda Moderator
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    Saint Augustine (View Comment):

    Eustace C. Scrubb:

    But they did go to the country’s website, finding it is the largest Hindu country in the world, with no borders.

    And they didn’t wonder what happened to India.

    We’re doomed. People are running the world who don’t know what India is.

    That’s the craziest part.  Sure, there are some itty-bitty countries that most people have never even heard of.  How many people know that Leichtenstein and Grenada are countries?  Some do, some don’t.  So I could see some people hearing the name of a country they’ve never heard of and thinking it’s some dinky little principality or Caribbean island.  But someone is claiming this is the largest Hindu nation in the world and you’ve never heard of it?  That’s one hell of a prank.

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  13. Vance Richards Inactive
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    Ekosj (View Comment):

    Hey…be nice. Who hasn’t had an imaginary friend before?

    I wonder if Newark’s favorite son, T-Bone, was invited to the ceremony?

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  14. Percival Thatcher
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    Vance Richards (View Comment):

    Ekosj (View Comment):

    Hey…be nice. Who hasn’t had an imaginary friend before?

    I wonder if Newark’s favorite son, T-Bone, was invited to the ceremony?

    Or his cousin Cornpop?

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  15. Caryn Thatcher
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    From one of the links, this note of brightness:

    “In a statement, City Hall said, ‘Although this was a regrettable incident, the city of Newark remains committed to partnering with people from diverse cultures in order to enrich each other with connectivity, support, and mutual respect.'”

    But I’m sure the partnership would have been a great fundraising tool for the imaginary country with the very real conman behind.

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  16. DaveSchmidt Coolidge
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    Ekosj (View Comment):

    Hey…be nice. Who hasn’t had an imaginary friend before?

    And Biden was preparing to appoint Michelle Obama as US ambassador to Kailasa. 

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  17. Old Bathos Member
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    Nobody tried to find it on a map? 

    I admire the grifter who pulled this off but what was the endgame?  Other than the laughs, what was to be gained?

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  18. DaveSchmidt Coolidge
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    I suspect Hunter and Joe were looking to move a large percentage of the Biden family finances to the Kailasa Imperial Bank. 

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  19. Saint Augustine Member
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    Randy Weivoda (View Comment):

    Saint Augustine (View Comment):

    Eustace C. Scrubb:

    But they did go to the country’s website, finding it is the largest Hindu country in the world, with no borders.

    And they didn’t wonder what happened to India.

    We’re doomed. People are running the world who don’t know what India is.

    That’s the craziest part. Sure, there are some itty-bitty countries that most people have never even heard of. How many people know that Leichtenstein and Grenada are countries? Some do, some don’t. So I could see some people hearing the name of a country they’ve never heard of and thinking it’s some dinky little principality or Caribbean island. But someone is claiming this is the largest Hindu nation in the world and you’ve never heard of it? That’s one hell of a prank.

    Or not. I can’t tell anymore. Maybe they believed that this guy’s little island was a real country and thought the rest was just a policy of caring about the global Hindu diaspora.

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  20. Old Bathos Member
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    Saint Augustine (View Comment):

    Randy Weivoda (View Comment):

    Saint Augustine (View Comment):

    Eustace C. Scrubb:

    But they did go to the country’s website, finding it is the largest Hindu country in the world, with no borders.

    And they didn’t wonder what happened to India.

    We’re doomed. People are running the world who don’t know what India is.

    That’s the craziest part. Sure, there are some itty-bitty countries that most people have never even heard of. How many people know that Leichtenstein and Grenada are countries? Some do, some don’t. So I could see some people hearing the name of a country they’ve never heard of and thinking it’s some dinky little principality or Caribbean island. But someone is claiming this is the largest Hindu nation in the world and you’ve never heard of it? That’s one hell of a prank.

    Or not. I can’t tell anymore. Maybe they believed that this guy’s little island was a real country and thought the rest was just a policy of caring about the global Hindu diaspora.

    It’s a little known fact that Kailasa was once a colony of Grand Fenwick.  

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  21. Percival Thatcher
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    Old Bathos (View Comment):

    Saint Augustine (View Comment):

    Randy Weivoda (View Comment):

    Saint Augustine (View Comment):

    Eustace C. Scrubb:

    But they did go to the country’s website, finding it is the largest Hindu country in the world, with no borders.

    And they didn’t wonder what happened to India.

    We’re doomed. People are running the world who don’t know what India is.

    That’s the craziest part. Sure, there are some itty-bitty countries that most people have never even heard of. How many people know that Leichtenstein and Grenada are countries? Some do, some don’t. So I could see some people hearing the name of a country they’ve never heard of and thinking it’s some dinky little principality or Caribbean island. But someone is claiming this is the largest Hindu nation in the world and you’ve never heard of it? That’s one hell of a prank.

    Or not. I can’t tell anymore. Maybe they believed that this guy’s little island was a real country and thought the rest was just a policy of caring about the global Hindu diaspora.

    It’s a little known fact that Kailasa was once a colony of Grand Fenwick.

    It is supposed to be an island off the coast of Ecuador! A Hindu country off the coast of Ecuador!

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  22. Old Bathos Member
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    Percival (View Comment):

    Old Bathos (View Comment):

    Saint Augustine (View Comment):

    Randy Weivoda (View Comment):

    Saint Augustine (View Comment):

    Eustace C. Scrubb:

    But they did go to the country’s website, finding it is the largest Hindu country in the world, with no borders.

    And they didn’t wonder what happened to India.

    We’re doomed. People are running the world who don’t know what India is.

    That’s the craziest part. Sure, there are some itty-bitty countries that most people have never even heard of. How many people know that Leichtenstein and Grenada are countries? Some do, some don’t. So I could see some people hearing the name of a country they’ve never heard of and thinking it’s some dinky little principality or Caribbean island. But someone is claiming this is the largest Hindu nation in the world and you’ve never heard of it? That’s one hell of a prank.

    Or not. I can’t tell anymore. Maybe they believed that this guy’s little island was a real country and thought the rest was just a policy of caring about the global Hindu diaspora.

    It’s a little known fact that Kailasa was once a colony of Grand Fenwick.

    It is supposed to be an island off the coast of Ecuador! A Hindu country off the coast of Ecuador!

    Didn’t Rep. Hank Johnson hold hearings about how the original island tipped over so the survivors had to move to the Ecuador island location?

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  23. Percival Thatcher
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    Old Bathos (View Comment):

    Percival (View Comment):

    Old Bathos (View Comment):

    Saint Augustine (View Comment):

    Randy Weivoda (View Comment):

    Saint Augustine (View Comment):

    Eustace C. Scrubb:

    But they did go to the country’s website, finding it is the largest Hindu country in the world, with no borders.

    And they didn’t wonder what happened to India.

    We’re doomed. People are running the world who don’t know what India is.

    That’s the craziest part. Sure, there are some itty-bitty countries that most people have never even heard of. How many people know that Leichtenstein and Grenada are countries? Some do, some don’t. So I could see some people hearing the name of a country they’ve never heard of and thinking it’s some dinky little principality or Caribbean island. But someone is claiming this is the largest Hindu nation in the world and you’ve never heard of it? That’s one hell of a prank.

    Or not. I can’t tell anymore. Maybe they believed that this guy’s little island was a real country and thought the rest was just a policy of caring about the global Hindu diaspora.

    It’s a little known fact that Kailasa was once a colony of Grand Fenwick.

    It is supposed to be an island off the coast of Ecuador! A Hindu country off the coast of Ecuador!

    Didn’t Rep. Hank Johnson hold hearings about how the original island tipped over so the survivors had to move to the Ecuador island location?

    Yup. They had a sunrise service one morning. Everybody stood on the east beach, and over she went.

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