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My current daily routine: It’s 4 am and I am descended upon by a horde of young women in nursing uniforms. They jar me from my sleep without warning and demand that I answer shockingly personal questions about my bathroom habits. Having received answers to their questions, they seize upon my body with sharp needles, […]

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