It’s Vlaining Outside

 

I just looked out my window and saw it was vlaining.  Now, you’re probably thinking, “Stad, it’s pronounced raining.”  I know.  I was just thinking about our daughters when we first brought them home from Russia.

Although they learned English fairly quickly, there were some words they had trouble pronouncing.  “Rain” was “vlain” for a while (there must have been a lot of Vladimirs working at the orphanage).  Another word was “punkuter” for “computer.”  Middle daughter used to say something was “cruge” (huge).  Later, she started using the more common “ginormous”—and still does.

I remember when I was growing up, I had trouble with the number “three.”  I always said “free” instead.  It drove my mother crazy because I could pronounce “throw” correctly.  To this day, I still intentionally mispronounce the word “champagne” like The Continental on SNL—”cham-pag-ne”—as a mnemonic whenever I have to write it (as I did just now).

What words did your kids have trouble with?  And do you have any clever mnemonics you use to help with spelling troublesome words?

And it’s still vlaining . . .

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  1. kedavis Coolidge
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    Susan Quinn (View Comment):

    It’s awkward to correct people when they say “prostrate cancer”; I just wince and move on.

    Ever heard a supposedly professional mechanic refer to (at least in the past, may not be a thing any more) the PVC valve on an engine?

    PVC is Poly-Vinyl Chloride, a plastic.

    Positive Crankcase Ventilation valve is PCV.

    • #31
  2. kedavis Coolidge
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    JustmeinAZ (View Comment):

    There is the ubiquitous “basketty” for spaghetti. Don’t all kids say that?

    Surprised it’s not been mentioned yet.

    For my younger brothers and sister it was “pasketti.”

    Oh, and “hangubber,” “hangubber bun,” “hangubber helper”…

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  3. kedavis Coolidge
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    Chris Williamson (View Comment):

    In grade school we were sometimes asked to read aloud for the class. I remember mispronouncing “Colonel Washington” while reading from the history book. When I heard it was “Kernel”, I was thoroughly flustered.

    There’s an old SNL bit about that…

    NSFW probably.

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  4. kedavis Coolidge
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    TBA (View Comment):

    GrannyDude (View Comment):

    My grandson is really interested in numbers. He’s four, and not only can count as high as anyone would wish him to (and then some) and write them all down, he can spell them. Including “eight” (?!?).

    Anyway, because we drive around together, I have been made aware of just how many numbers one small boy can spot from a car seat strapped into the back of a Grannymobile. (Lots. And lots. Really numbing numbers of numbers…) He is especially interested in the white rectangular signs that transmit instructions from the Speed Lemon.

    I love the Speed Lemon.

    What even is the Speed Lemon?

    Speed Limit.

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  5. TBA Coolidge
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    kedavis (View Comment):

    TBA (View Comment):

    GrannyDude (View Comment):

    My grandson is really interested in numbers. He’s four, and not only can count as high as anyone would wish him to (and then some) and write them all down, he can spell them. Including “eight” (?!?).

    Anyway, because we drive around together, I have been made aware of just how many numbers one small boy can spot from a car seat strapped into the back of a Grannymobile. (Lots. And lots. Really numbing numbers of numbers…) He is especially interested in the white rectangular signs that transmit instructions from the Speed Lemon.

    I love the Speed Lemon.

    What even is the Speed Lemon?

    Speed Limit.

    TY! 

    I feel a little dim now. 

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  6. Percival Thatcher
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    kedavis (View Comment):

    “Cimmanon” for cinnamon seems pretty common.

    When we were kids, one of my younger brothers – I don’t remember which – couldn’t say our aunt Melba’s name. It came out “Bo-bo” and so she was “Aunt Bobo” from then on.

    Our sister – the youngest of the 6 – couldn’t seem to say “steak sauce.” It came out “steak stock.” We still refer to “steak stock” (or “sweet and sour stock” etc.) among ourselves.

    And we still razz our mother, probably at least 50 years later, about the time she made Snickerdoodle cookies sprinkled with salt instead of sugar.

    My mom made frosting for a cake one time, and either substituted evaporated milk for condensed milk or the opposite. The frosting tasted great, but it set hard. It came out crunchy. I liked it.

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  7. Arahant Member
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    kedavis (View Comment):
    she made Snickerdoodle cookies sprinkled with salt instead of sugar.

    That might be good, if one is expecting it, sort of like sea salt caramel.

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  8. GLDIII Purveyor of Splendid Malpropisms Reagan
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    EJHill (View Comment):

    My Marine is 26 and native born. English is still his second language.

    He only needs to know how to say “Hoo Rah” really loud.

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  9. kedavis Coolidge
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    Arahant (View Comment):

    kedavis (View Comment):
    she made Snickerdoodle cookies sprinkled with salt instead of sugar.

    That might be good, if one is expecting it, sort of like sea salt caramel.

    I think salt improves the taste of caramel when mixed in, in small amounts, not so much when sprinkled on top.

    • #39
  10. kedavis Coolidge
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    Percival (View Comment):

    kedavis (View Comment):

    “Cimmanon” for cinnamon seems pretty common.

    When we were kids, one of my younger brothers – I don’t remember which – couldn’t say our aunt Melba’s name. It came out “Bo-bo” and so she was “Aunt Bobo” from then on.

    Our sister – the youngest of the 6 – couldn’t seem to say “steak sauce.” It came out “steak stock.” We still refer to “steak stock” (or “sweet and sour stock” etc.) among ourselves.

    And we still razz our mother, probably at least 50 years later, about the time she made Snickerdoodle cookies sprinkled with salt instead of sugar.

    My mom made frosting for a cake one time, and either substituted evaporated milk for condensed milk or the opposite. The frosting tasted great, but it set hard. It came out crunchy. I liked it.

    I’ve had stuff with frosting that had a bit of a crunch on the outside, that was good.  But it was intentional.  I don’t remember what it was called.

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  11. Arahant Member
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    kedavis (View Comment):
    I think salt improves the taste of caramel when mixed in, in small amounts, not so much when sprinkled on top.

    Many candy manufacturers do sprinkle it on top these days.

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  12. kedavis Coolidge
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    Arahant (View Comment):

    kedavis (View Comment):
    I think salt improves the taste of caramel when mixed in, in small amounts, not so much when sprinkled on top.

    Many candy manufacturers do sprinkle it on top these days.

    But probably not as much as Mom would sprinkle of sugar on the Snickerdoodles.

    It did not enhance the Snickerdoodle Flavor.

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  13. GLDIII Purveyor of Splendid Malpropisms Reagan
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    kedavis (View Comment):

    Percival (View Comment):

    kedavis (View Comment):

    “Cimmanon” for cinnamon seems pretty common.

    When we were kids, one of my younger brothers – I don’t remember which – couldn’t say our aunt Melba’s name. It came out “Bo-bo” and so she was “Aunt Bobo” from then on.

    Our sister – the youngest of the 6 – couldn’t seem to say “steak sauce.” It came out “steak stock.” We still refer to “steak stock” (or “sweet and sour stock” etc.) among ourselves.

    And we still razz our mother, probably at least 50 years later, about the time she made Snickerdoodle cookies sprinkled with salt instead of sugar.

    My mom made frosting for a cake one time, and either substituted evaporated milk for condensed milk or the opposite. The frosting tasted great, but it set hard. It came out crunchy. I liked it.

    I’ve had stuff with frosting that had a bit of a crunch on the outside, that was good. But it was intentional. I don’t remember what it was called.

    Fondant

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  14. Randy Weivoda Moderator
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    Just seeing the title of this post made me think of this scene.

    I don’t know why the non-word “vlain” made me think of “to blave,” but it did.

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  15. Flicker Coolidge
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    When I was a kid, we’d have cinnamon toast, buttered toast with sugar and cinnamon mixed sprinkled liberally on top.  Then we’d put it in a skillet and melt the sugar.  Crunchy and delicious.  This was before we got a toaster oven.  Now it’s my favorite part of a Crème brûlée.

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  16. Stad Coolidge
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    Full Size Tabby (View Comment):

    I think the “th” sound is difficult for many. I’ve had a number of three year old children tell me they’re “free.” Many of our grandson’s peers, and his younger sister, pronounced his name Arthur as “Arfur” when they were 18 months to about four years old. He was clear early on he wanted the full version, not the shortened “Artie,” or his parents’ initial intention to use his initials “AJ.”

    Even adults. Undergraduate engineering fluid mechanics class, professor recently immigrated from the Netherlands. “Throttling valve” always pronounced “tottling valve.”

    I’ve told this one before.

    My second semester calculus professor was Scottish, and this was his first job in the US.  We were going over trigonometric derivatives when he asked, “What is the derivative of cot x?”  However, he pronounced “cot x” as “Kotex.”  Several of the women in the class either blushed or suppressed laughter.  After two or three days, he started using the correct pronunciation.  I’ve always wondered who had the guts to tell him . . .

    • #46
  17. Stad Coolidge
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    Susan Quinn (View Comment):

    I still get confused about how to spell weird–or is it wierd?

    Remember “i before e except after c?”  Well, you can always say, “It’s weird that the rule doesn’t apply to ‘either’ or ‘neither.’ “

    • #47
  18. Stad Coolidge
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    JustmeinAZ (View Comment):

    There is the ubiquitous “basketty” for spaghetti. Don’t all kids say that?

    Surprised it’s not been mentioned yet.

    It’s “pisketti” . . .

    • #48
  19. Stad Coolidge
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    TBA (View Comment):

    GrannyDude (View Comment):

    My grandson is really interested in numbers. He’s four, and not only can count as high as anyone would wish him to (and then some) and write them all down, he can spell them. Including “eight” (?!?).

    Anyway, because we drive around together, I have been made aware of just how many numbers one small boy can spot from a car seat strapped into the back of a Grannymobile. (Lots. And lots. Really numbing numbers of numbers…) He is especially interested in the white rectangular signs that transmit instructions from the Speed Lemon.

    I love the Speed Lemon.

    What even is the Speed Lemon?

    A fast Yugo . . .

    • #49
  20. Stad Coolidge
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    TBA (View Comment):

    kedavis (View Comment):

    TBA (View Comment):

    GrannyDude (View Comment):

    My grandson is really interested in numbers. He’s four, and not only can count as high as anyone would wish him to (and then some) and write them all down, he can spell them. Including “eight” (?!?).

    Anyway, because we drive around together, I have been made aware of just how many numbers one small boy can spot from a car seat strapped into the back of a Grannymobile. (Lots. And lots. Really numbing numbers of numbers…) He is especially interested in the white rectangular signs that transmit instructions from the Speed Lemon.

    I love the Speed Lemon.

    What even is the Speed Lemon?

    Speed Limit.

    TY!

    I feel a little dim now.

    Do what I do.  Wait for someone else to ask . . .

    • #50
  21. Percival Thatcher
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    Stad (View Comment):

    Full Size Tabby (View Comment):

    I think the “th” sound is difficult for many. I’ve had a number of three year old children tell me they’re “free.” Many of our grandson’s peers, and his younger sister, pronounced his name Arthur as “Arfur” when they were 18 months to about four years old. He was clear early on he wanted the full version, not the shortened “Artie,” or his parents’ initial intention to use his initials “AJ.”

    Even adults. Undergraduate engineering fluid mechanics class, professor recently immigrated from the Netherlands. “Throttling valve” always pronounced “tottling valve.”

    I’ve told this one before.

    My second semester calculus professor was Scottish, and this was his first job in the US. We were going over trigonometric derivatives when he asked, “What is the derivative of cot x?” However, he pronounced “cot x” as “Kotex.” Several of the women in the class either blushed or suppressed laughter. After two or three days, he started using the correct pronunciation. I’ve always wondered who had the guts to tell him . . .

    One of our TAs was from Malaya, and he went on and on about things “equaling deero” and it took a while (for me) to realize what he was actually saying.

    • #51
  22. kedavis Coolidge
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    Stad (View Comment):

    TBA (View Comment):

    GrannyDude (View Comment):

    My grandson is really interested in numbers. He’s four, and not only can count as high as anyone would wish him to (and then some) and write them all down, he can spell them. Including “eight” (?!?).

    Anyway, because we drive around together, I have been made aware of just how many numbers one small boy can spot from a car seat strapped into the back of a Grannymobile. (Lots. And lots. Really numbing numbers of numbers…) He is especially interested in the white rectangular signs that transmit instructions from the Speed Lemon.

    I love the Speed Lemon.

    What even is the Speed Lemon?

    A fast Yugo . . .

    No, “fast Yugo” is not the Speed Lemon, it’s an oxymoron.

    • #52
  23. GrannyDude Member
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    kedavis (View Comment):

    Stad (View Comment):

    TBA (View Comment):

    GrannyDude (View Comment):

    My grandson is really interested in numbers. He’s four, and not only can count as high as anyone would wish him to (and then some) and write them all down, he can spell them. Including “eight” (?!?).

    Anyway, because we drive around together, I have been made aware of just how many numbers one small boy can spot from a car seat strapped into the back of a Grannymobile. (Lots. And lots. Really numbing numbers of numbers…) He is especially interested in the white rectangular signs that transmit instructions from the Speed Lemon.

    I love the Speed Lemon.

    What even is the Speed Lemon?

    A fast Yugo . . .

    No, “fast Yugo” is not the Speed Lemon, it’s an oxymoron.

    My grandson’s dad, when he was small,  used to ask for lurgik…meaning yogurt. He did that for maybe a couple of weeks, and then got his tongue around the consonants, but I still think “lurgik” when I see it in the fridge.

    And I still call one of his early childhood buddies “Ah-gegs-gander,” and since my newest grandson shares the name, I’m…continuing.

    I was kind of hoping my grandson would stick to “GAGO!” his first enthusiastic version of “Granny.” Sadly, he can now say “Granny” very clearly, and is teaching it to his sibling/cousins.

    • #53
  24. TBA Coolidge
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    GrannyDude (View Comment):

    kedavis (View Comment):

    Stad (View Comment):

    TBA (View Comment):

    GrannyDude (View Comment):

    My grandson is really interested in numbers. He’s four, and not only can count as high as anyone would wish him to (and then some) and write them all down, he can spell them. Including “eight” (?!?).

    Anyway, because we drive around together, I have been made aware of just how many numbers one small boy can spot from a car seat strapped into the back of a Grannymobile. (Lots. And lots. Really numbing numbers of numbers…) He is especially interested in the white rectangular signs that transmit instructions from the Speed Lemon.

    I love the Speed Lemon.

    What even is the Speed Lemon?

    A fast Yugo . . .

    No, “fast Yugo” is not the Speed Lemon, it’s an oxymoron.

    My grandson’s dad, when he was small, used to ask for lurgik…meaning yogurt. He did that for maybe a couple of weeks, and then got his tongue around the consonants, but I still think “lurgik” when I see it in the fridge.

    And I still call one of his early childhood buddies “Ah-gegs-gander,” and since my newest grandson shares the name, I’m…continuing.

    I was kind of hoping my grandson would stick to “GAGO!” his first enthusiastic version of “Granny.” Sadly, he can now say “Granny” very clearly, and is teaching it to his sibling/cousins.

    Hey, you get to choose the honorific and if ‘Gago’ is what you want, you should insist on it. 

    • #54
  25. Red Herring Coolidge
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    TBA (View Comment):

    GrannyDude (View Comment):

    kedavis (View Comment):

    Stad (View Comment):

    TBA (View Comment):

    GrannyDude (View Comment):

    My grandson is really interested in numbers. He’s four, and not only can count as high as anyone would wish him to (and then some) and write them all down, he can spell them. Including “eight” (?!?).

    Anyway, because we drive around together, I have been made aware of just how many numbers one small boy can spot from a car seat strapped into the back of a Grannymobile. (Lots. And lots. Really numbing numbers of numbers…) He is especially interested in the white rectangular signs that transmit instructions from the Speed Lemon.

    I love the Speed Lemon.

    What even is the Speed Lemon?

    A fast Yugo . . .

    No, “fast Yugo” is not the Speed Lemon, it’s an oxymoron.

    My grandson’s dad, when he was small, used to ask for lurgik…meaning yogurt. He did that for maybe a couple of weeks, and then got his tongue around the consonants, but I still think “lurgik” when I see it in the fridge.

    And I still call one of his early childhood buddies “Ah-gegs-gander,” and since my newest grandson shares the name, I’m…continuing.

    I was kind of hoping my grandson would stick to “GAGO!” his first enthusiastic version of “Granny.” Sadly, he can now say “Granny” very clearly, and is teaching it to his sibling/cousins.

    Hey, you get to choose the honorific and if ‘Gago’ is what you want, you should insist on it.

    The other grandparents wanted to be called nana and opa. Thanks to my oldest granddaughter, they are nana and boopa. 

    • #55
  26. Randy Weivoda Moderator
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    We are in a period of high grandparent nickname inflation.  When I was a kid there was grandma, grandmother, and granny.  Grandpa, grandfather, and grandpop.  Maybe gramps.  Now there must me a hundred nicknames with more every month! 

    • #56
  27. Red Herring Coolidge
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    Randy Weivoda (View Comment):

    We are in a period of high grandparent nickname inflation. When I was a kid there was grandma, grandmother, and granny. Grandpa, grandfather, and grandpop. Maybe gramps. Now there must me a hundred nicknames with more every month!

    I had a granny and a grandmother and granddad. I passed on granny because all I could think of was Beverly Hillbillies. I go by grandma, which they say as gramma., silent d.

    • #57
  28. Arahant Member
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    How about big-mama?

    • #58
  29. Stad Coolidge
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    kedavis (View Comment):

    Stad (View Comment):

    TBA (View Comment):

    GrannyDude (View Comment):

    My grandson is really interested in numbers. He’s four, and not only can count as high as anyone would wish him to (and then some) and write them all down, he can spell them. Including “eight” (?!?).

    Anyway, because we drive around together, I have been made aware of just how many numbers one small boy can spot from a car seat strapped into the back of a Grannymobile. (Lots. And lots. Really numbing numbers of numbers…) He is especially interested in the white rectangular signs that transmit instructions from the Speed Lemon.

    I love the Speed Lemon.

    What even is the Speed Lemon?

    A fast Yugo . . .

    No, “fast Yugo” is not the Speed Lemon, it’s an oxymoron.

    I think “speed lemon” is an oxymoron too . . .

    • #59
  30. Stad Coolidge
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    GrannyDude (View Comment):
    but I still think “lurgik” when I see it in the fridge.

    My wife and I still say “vlain” . . .

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