A New Vehicle Option for DC Car Owners

 

As former President Obama said you didn’t earn that money to buy that car. The Washington DC city council has decided that reducing crime should begin with legalizing carjacking.

It takes a child to raze a village, or a Progressive city government. If you like your car you will be able to keep your car. Forget about the installation of a superb stereo system I would suggest a flame thrower.

.

Published in Humor
Tags:

This post was promoted to the Main Feed by a Ricochet Editor at the recommendation of Ricochet members. Like this post? Want to comment? Join Ricochet’s community of conservatives and be part of the conversation. Join Ricochet for Free.

There are 16 comments.

Become a member to join the conversation. Or sign in if you're already a member.
  1. Percival Thatcher
    Percival
    @Percival

    Okay. It’s a start.

    I still want Hellfire rails though.

    • #1
  2. C. U. Douglas Thatcher
    C. U. Douglas
    @CUDouglas

    Who knew it’d only take about 35 years or so to make Robocop a reality?

    • #2
  3. dajoho Member
    dajoho
    @dajoho

    Doug Watt: It takes a child to raze a village.

    That statement alone was worth the price of admission.

    I’d pay cold hard cash to see some thug get his eyebrows scorched in the midst of a carjacking…

    • #3
  4. Sandy Member
    Sandy
    @Sandy

    I may be dreaming but I think my car’s stick shift would stop most thieves. 

    • #4
  5. kedavis Coolidge
    kedavis
    @kedavis

    dajoho (View Comment):

    Doug Watt: It takes a child to raze a village.

    That statement alone was worth the price of admission.

    I’d pay cold hard cash to see some thug get his eyebrows scorched in the midst of a carjacking…

     

    There’s a meme for that.

     

    • #5
  6. Percival Thatcher
    Percival
    @Percival

    Sandy (View Comment):

    I may be dreaming but I think my car’s stick shift would stop most thieves.

    • #6
  7. Flicker Coolidge
    Flicker
    @Flicker

    Invented by Charles Fourie.

    • #7
  8. kedavis Coolidge
    kedavis
    @kedavis

    Percival (View Comment):

    Sandy (View Comment):

    I may be dreaming but I think my car’s stick shift would stop most thieves.

    I’ve seen that as a spare tire/wheel cover.

    • #8
  9. Stad Coolidge
    Stad
    @Stad

    I remember a comedy skit about protecting your car with The Club – except it was a club sandwich.  The thief broke into a car, then before taking off in it, he spots a club sandwich on the seat and takes a bite.  Seconds later, he keels over from the spoiled mayonnaise because the sandwich had been sitting in the sun . . .

    • #9
  10. Buckpasser Member
    Buckpasser
    @Buckpasser

    If you have a car and the car jacket doesn’t then it means your racist.  Just more reparations.

    • #10
  11. Old Bathos Moderator
    Old Bathos
    @OldBathos

    On the upside murders (a) reduce the potential victim pool which reduces repeat victimization and thus reduce crime and (b) can cause sufficient numbers of people and businesses to leave which also greatly reduces the stock of victims.

    It is key that people with behavioral, skill, and employability deficits be concentrated in designated residential areas so they can bring each other down and keep expectations low.  Kids from chaotic homes must never experience discipline or learn mutual respect in schools or acquire a substantive education that might alter expectations and behaviors.

    With lighter sentencing and selective prosecution, the entire community can be made to lower expectations about the quality of life and personal safety but doing so together as one community, closing the gap between violent ghetto life and stable neighborhoods.  Social, political, cultural and economic decline is what we can do together with the help of government.

    • #11
  12. kedavis Coolidge
    kedavis
    @kedavis

    Old Bathos (View Comment):

    On the upside murders (a) reduce the potential victim pool which reduces repeat victimization and thus reduce crime and (b) can cause sufficient numbers of people and businesses to leave which also greatly reduces the stock of victims.

    It is key that people with behavioral, skills, and employability deficits be concentrated in designated residential areas so they can bring each other down and keep expectations low. Kids from chaotic homes must never experience discipline or learn mutual respect in schools or acquire a substantive education that might alter expectations and behaviors.

    With lighter sentencing and selective prosecution, the entire community can be made to lower expectations about the quality of life and personal safety but doing so together as one community, closing the gap between violent ghetto life and stable neighborhoods. Social, political, cultural and economic decline is what we can do together with the help of government.

    And being “led” by their “betters” of course.

    • #12
  13. Retail Lawyer Member
    Retail Lawyer
    @RetailLawyer

    Buckpasser (View Comment):

    If you have a car and the car jacket doesn’t then it means your racist. Just more reparations.

    That was my first thought, too.  And I’m sticking with it.  The thieves need cars, its racist to deny them.

    • #13
  14. GlennAmurgis Coolidge
    GlennAmurgis
    @GlennAmurgis

    Davos approved – you will own nothing and love it

    (of course, John Kerry, Klaus Schwab and Soros will own mansions, use private jets and live in gated communities)

    • #14
  15. Steven Galanis Coolidge
    Steven Galanis
    @Steven Galanis

    Perhaps this device could be pitched in America as a valuable upgrade to mace. There’s something in this concept for everybody, even the ladies man!

    • #15
  16. JustmeinAZ Member
    JustmeinAZ
    @JustmeinAZ

    Nice of the car jacker to wait until she was in the car and able to activate the device. Needs to be a portable unit for bags and briefcases.

    • #16
Become a member to join the conversation. Or sign in if you're already a member.