It Seems to Me That Nothing Screams ‘White, Eurocentric, Privilege’ Like…

 

…some wretched (and I use the word advisedly) “guest preacher” at Trinity (Cambridge) College Chapel yesterday, who took the opportunity, during the Evensong service, to expatiate on the matter of Jesus’s sexuality while displaying Medieval and Renaissance paintings (from Europe) in which he focused on depictions of Christ’s penis (which are vague and rather amorphous in several paintings–hardly surprising really, given the subject matter, not to mention the tendency of art “restorers” in intervening centuries to airbrush out such things which might–in their time–have been considered overly-descriptive details.

Once he’d put that ticklish matter to bed, our hero (Joshua Heath, a “junior research fellow” whose Ph.D. work was supervised by former Archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan Atkinson Williams), began to deconstruct the matter of Christ’s wounds as depicted in a series of paintings.

Apparently, penetrative (as in “arrow” or “spear”) wounds remind him of vaginas. And so he lovingly traced the outlines of the wounds in an effort to point out the similarities. (Ugh. I cannot help feeling this says more about him than it does about the artist.)

And then–dispositively:

the sermon displayed three paintings, including Jean Malouel’s 1400 work Pietà, with Mr Heath pointing out Jesus’s side wound and blood flowing to the groin.

I am not sure if Mr. Heath–or Reverend Heath, or whatever the Hell it is one is supposed to call him–is a “gravity denier,” but here is a photo of the image in question:

Jean Malouel’s 1400 work Pietà

Apparently, the image of “blood flowing to the groin” is supposed to be indicative somehow of Jesus’s “trans” identity.

I ask you–reasonable men and women all–where else is the blood supposed to flow? Upwards, into His nose?

I really can’t think of anything more stupid than this, a theory that the great artworks of Western Civilization, undertaken a millennium-and-a-half after Christ’s death, should be shoehorned into some idiotic woke theory to suit a 21st-century moron obsessed (and not in a good way) with untoward sex.

Not only does it disrespect the actual facts on the ground–Christ was a Middle-Easterner who likely didn’t resemble any of our traditional representations of Him at all, it also denigrates other cultures whose Christian adherents represent Him in their own way.  (I remember some of the very careful and respectful ways in which the Christian missionaries in Nigeria found ways to make Christ relatable and understandable in a primitive culture, without either insulting that culture, or diminishing the Christian message.)

Really, Joshua Heath.  If you want a transgender Christ-Hero, draw your own, and leave my Christian art history, and my tradition alone.

Plus, and:  Shame on you, Dr. Michael Banner, Dean of Trinity College, who–post flap–said that Heath’s view was “legitimate.”

Information here was sourced from a Telegraph article (behind a paywall) but it’s all over the Internet.  From the Telegraph article:

A congregation member, who wished to remain anonymous, told Dr Banner in a complaint letter: “I left the service in tears. You offered to speak with me afterwards, but I was too distressed. I am contemptuous of the idea that by cutting a hole in a man, through which he can be penetrated, he can become a woman.

“I am especially contemptuous of such imagery when it is applied to our Lord, from the pulpit, at Evensong. I am contemptuous of the notion that we should be invited to contemplate the martyrdom of a ‘trans Christ’, a new heresy for our age.”

The worshipper said the audience and choir in the traditional Anglican service, with children present, was “visibly uncomfortable” at the “truly shocking” sermon, which “made me feel unwelcome in the Church” and his partner felt “violated”.

PS: Evensong is my favorite Church of England service.  I’ll be damned if this fool is going to ruin it for me.

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  1. Justin Other Lawyer Coolidge
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    She (View Comment):

    Justin Other Lawyer (View Comment):

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    On the bright side, this is so offensive and so blindingly stupid that the chances of people buying into this evil garbage is greatly reduced.

    I hope you are right, but, given the direction we seem to be headed, I’m not so sure.

    If the goal is reduced church attendance, then the sermon was probably a smashing success.

    Agree.

    Justin Other Lawyer (View Comment):

    Jerry Giordano (Arizona Patrio… (View Comment):

    The so-called Church of England probably isn’t actually a church anymore, in most places. From what I’ve heard and read, it may still be OK in Africa.

    I can’t comment on the the specifics of the Church of England, but I am aware of a number of Anglican-affiliated churches in the US that are relatively healthy, orthodox churches. But to your point, I believe at least some of them are affiliated with the Anglican Church in Africa.

    Yes, this is true. It’s a gnarly mess, but some of the history is here.

    Interesting.  I knew a little of that, but had no idea just what a gnarly mess it was.  Thanks.

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    Jerry Giordano (Arizona Patrio… (View Comment):

    The so-called Church of England probably isn’t actually a church anymore, in most places. From what I’ve heard and read, it may still be OK in Africa.

    There is a divide in the Anglican Church. High Anglican (Anglo-Catholic) that still follows the Catholic Church tradition in vestments, and a traditional Mass. Low Anglican is more relaxed in that it follows a more Protestant path. Low Anglican churches tend to have more spartan interiors. Although to be fair there are some Catholic churches that have all the charm of an East German railway waiting room just as many Protestant churches have.

    what’s most important about Christianity, more than anything, is the design of their building’s interiors.

    You can be snarky about this, but a building devoted to the worship of God should facilitate that worship by elevating the spirit and mind to heavenly things. Beauty matters because beauty is of God.

    Agree.  And it’s not a matter of ostentation. (I grew up in a pretty high-church tradition.)  The most beautiful, holy church I’ve ever known is the old parish Church of St. Nicholas in Oddington, Gloucestershire.  The parish was founded in 681.  Part of the current church dates back to the 11oo’s.  It’s a place of absolute peace and contemplation, perfectly scaled to the community and its needs over the centuries.  A key feature is the very faded “Doom painting” of the Last Judgment, painted in the 1300s.

    The church is no longer used, and is maintained by charitable donations.  It’s “bat-friendly,” with a grill in the door so the little guys can get up into the belfry, and a year or two before my first visit, a fox had found her way in and had a litter of kits under the altar.  They left her there, undisturbed, until she, and they, beetled off into the woods.  

    The story of the Church of St. Nicholas is here: https://www.evenlodevalechurches.org/oddington-st-nicholas.  There’s a reconstruction of the Doom painting showing the bright colors that would have been used when it was first painted:

    At the top centre of the painting is a figure of Jesus, flanked by apostles and saints, and below this are two angels sounding a trumpet to waken the dead. The bottom of the image shows the dead rising from their graves to be judged. Those on Christ’s right hand are awaiting admittance at the gates of heaven, while those on his left hand are being dragged into hell, where a fearsome figure of Satan surrounded by his imps awaits them.

    In 1340, mineral pigments (red ochre, yellow ochre, umber, lime white) were readily available and cheap. The pigment would be mixed with egg and water to make a paint. Green would have been green earth from Verona in North Italy and Azurite would have provided blue. Although Ultramarine was available, the high price of the pigment, sourced in Afghanistan, meant that it would only have been used by wealthy patrons.

    One of Henry VIII’s most egregious acts (and there were many) was the dissolution of the monasteries and the destruction of the churches.  Among much else that was lost was the vibrancy of the spaces, the colors and the attention to detail which poured from the hearts of those who were building for the glory of God.  Soldiers of the King, in a somewhat eerie prefiguring of BLM and Just Stop Oil, smashed statuary, set things on fire, threw paint at works of art, and looted the coffers.

    I’m very fond of Worcester Cathedral  (the bishopric church of my childhood).  It escaped a lot of Henry’s demolition efforts, because his older brother Arthur, Prince of Wales, is buried there.  It’s also big enough to have all the bells and whistles (as it were) of the grander edifices, but at a much more human scale.  I try to visit and say hello to King John (who’s also buried there, and who I think has been very badly done-by) on all my visits to the UK.

    Dad saying hello to King John on our last visit together.

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  3. Jerry Giordano (Arizona Patriot) Member
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    The so-called Church of England probably isn’t actually a church anymore, in most places. From what I’ve heard and read, it may still be OK in Africa.

    There is a divide in the Anglican Church. High Anglican (Anglo-Catholic) that still follows the Catholic Church tradition in vestments, and a traditional Mass. Low Anglican is more relaxed in that it follows a more Protestant path. Low Anglican churches tend to have more spartan interiors. Although to be fair there are some Catholic churches that have all the charm of an East German railway waiting room just as many Protestant churches have.

    The divide that I have in mind is between actual, believing followers of Jesus, and the Wokeist-types who seem to have taken over.

    The rainbow flag, and ordination of homosexuals, seem to be two fairly accurate signals of this.  I haven’t looked into it much.  I just checked the Episcopal Church web page (this is the name used by the Church of England in the US), and found this gem on LGBT issues:

    Believe Out Loud
    Believe Out Loud is an online community that empowers Christians to work for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, and queer (LGBTQ) equality. Reaching an average of 3 – 5 million people per month, we are the leading platform in Christian faith and LGBTQ advocacy.

    . . .

    National LGBTQ Task Force
    The National LGBTQ Task Force advances full freedom, justice and equality for LGBTQ people. We are building a future where everyone can be free to be their entire selves in every aspect of their lives. Today, despite all the progress we’ve made to end discrimination, millions of LGBTQ people face barriers in every aspect of their lives: in housing, employment, healthcare, retirement, and basic human rights. 

    They even have: “An LGBT-affirming bible app that seeks to ‘uplift ALL believers.'”

    Support for homosexual and trans perversion is not the only way that a church can go astray.  It does seem to be the most readily apparent, at the present time.  In prior generations, we saw the erosion of real marriage and the acceptance of sex out of wedlock.

     

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    Jerry Giordano (Arizona Patrio… (View Comment):
    I just checked the Episcopal Church web page (this is the name used by the Church of England in the US)

    Strictly speaking, the Episcopal Church in America is one of fifty-or-so churches which belong to the worldwide  Anglican Communion.

    Jerry Giordano (Arizona Patrio… (View Comment):
    Support for homosexual and trans perversion is not the only way that a church can go astray.  It does seem to be the most readily apparent, at the present time.  In prior generations, we saw the erosion of real marriage and the acceptance of sex out of wedlock.

    Yes, I think it’s a consistent theme that one of the ways in which churches can go astray is through an obsession, from either end (as it were) with sex and a determination to cater to the intense proselytizing of the perverse enthusiasms of those who hold them.  Examples from both ‘conservative’ and ‘progressive’ maniacs on all parts of the spectrum abound.

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    She: Apparently, penetrative (as in “arrow” or “spear”) wounds remind him of vaginas.

    Zounds! That is a stupid interpretation.

    The wound in Christ side should remind you of Genesis, when God opens Adam’s side, takes a rib and forms Eve. I don’t know exactly what that means aside from Christ’s role as the New Adam, and something to do with the formation of the Bride of Christ (aka the Church).  I’m not wise, but I do know that it’s something you can contemplate for years and not reach the bottom.

     

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  6. Justin Other Lawyer Coolidge
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    She: Apparently, penetrative (as in “arrow” or “spear”) wounds remind him of vaginas.

    Zounds! That is a stupid interpretation.

    The wound in Christ side should remind you of Genesis, when God opens Adam’s side, takes a rib and forms Eve. I don’t know exactly what that means aside from Christ’s role as the New Adam, and something to do with the formation of the Bride of Christ (aka the Church). I’m not wise, but I do know that it’s something you can contemplate for years and not reach the bottom.

     

    This, perhaps, but also to fulfill the prophesies: 

    “he protects all his bones, not one of them will be broken.”  Psalm 34:20 (cf. John 19:36)

    “They will look on me, the one they have pierced, and they will mourn for him as one mourns for an only child, and grieve bitterly for him as one grieves for a firstborn son.”  Zechariah 12:10b (cf. John 19:37)

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    Justin Other Lawyer (View Comment):

    Jerry Giordano (Arizona Patrio… (View Comment):

    The so-called Church of England probably isn’t actually a church anymore, in most places. From what I’ve heard and read, it may still be OK in Africa.

    I can’t comment on the the specifics of the Church of England, but I am aware of a number of Anglican-affiliated churches in the US that are relatively healthy, orthodox churches. But to your point, I believe at least some of them are affiliated with the Anglican Church in Africa.

    They are. The church I grew up in split and the portion my parents went with tried staying independent, but struggled with the lack of apostolic succession, so joined with the Anglican Church of Africa.

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    Doug Watt (View Comment):

    …some wretched (and I use the word advisedly) “guest preacher” at Trinity (Cambridge) College Chapel yesterday, who took the opportunity, during the Evensong service, to expatiate on the matter of Jesus’s sexuality while displaying Medieval and Renaissance paintings (from Europe) in which he focused on depictions of Christ’s penis (which are vague and rather amorphous in several paintings–hardly surprising really, given the subject matter, not to mention the tendency of art “restorers” in intervening centuries to airbrush out such things which might–in their time–have been considered overly-descriptive details.

    Lord, save us from priests and preachers who live in fear that something they say will not be heard, or something they write will not be read.

    Evening prayer contains hymns, Psalms, and a reading from the Bible, and a moment of silence to reflect on the reading. There is no homily. The Divine Office is not a pulpit for Schismatics or Heretics.

    Do you want an Inquisition? 

    This is how we get Inquisitions. 

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    …some wretched (and I use the word advisedly) “guest preacher” at Trinity (Cambridge) College Chapel yesterday, who took the opportunity, during the Evensong service, to expatiate on the matter of Jesus’s sexuality while displaying Medieval and Renaissance paintings (from Europe) in which he focused on depictions of Christ’s penis (which are vague and rather amorphous in several paintings–hardly surprising really, given the subject matter, not to mention the tendency of art “restorers” in intervening centuries to airbrush out such things which might–in their time–have been considered overly-descriptive details.

    Lord, save us from priests and preachers who live in fear that something they say will not be heard, or something they write will not be read.

    Evening prayer contains hymns, Psalms, and a reading from the Bible, and a moment of silence to reflect on the reading. There is no homily. The Divine Office is not a pulpit for Schismatics or Heretics.

    Do you want an Inquisition?

    This is how we get Inquisitions.

    I’m becoming less opposed.

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