Ricochet Christmas Music Fight Club: The Incredible Second Fight!

 

Like the Ricochet Movie Fight Club of happy memory and the still-living Ricochet Dueling Book Club, the Ricochet Christmas Music Fight Club is a place for fighting to the death over who has the best answer to a selected question of the week.  I plan to post the RCMFC around Friday or Saturday each week until Christmas.  Whoever’s answer gets the most likes wins!  The winner of the first four fights selects the question for the next week.

In addition to the joys of verbal combat, let’s remember that the RCMFC is meant to be a place for sharing beautiful Christmas music. Let’s have fun!

Last week’s battle saw @andrewmiller victorious with the Muppets’ version of “Carol of the Bells”!  This week, Andrew asks us:

What is one of your favorite light-hearted Christmas songs?

You know what to do now: Answer the question, and fight about it!

(Reminders: Fight, but don’t be a jerk.  And share some Christmas joy even if we are pretending to be fighting!)

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  1. Clavius Thatcher
    Clavius
    @Clavius

    Tom Lehrer’s A Christmas Carol

     

    Christmas time is here, by gollyDisapproval would be follyDeck the halls with hunks of hollyFill the cup and don’t say, “When”

    Kill the turkeys, ducks, and chickensMix the punch, drag out the DickensEven though the prospect sickensBrother, here we go again

    On Christmas Day you can’t get soreYour fellow man you must adoreThere’s time to rob him all the moreThe other 364

    Relations, sparing no expense’llSend some useless old utensilOr a matching pen and pencilJust the thing I need, how nice

    It doesn’t matter how sincere it isNor how heartfelt the spiritSentiment will not endear itWhat’s important is the price

    Hark, the Herald Tribune singsAdvertising wondrous thingsGod rest ye merry merchantsMay ye make the Yuletide pay

    Angels we have heard on highTell us to go out and buy

    So let the raucous sleighbells jingleHail our dear old friend Kriss KringleDriving his reindeer across the skyDon’t stand underneath when they fly by

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  2. Saint Augustine Member
    Saint Augustine
    @SaintAugustine

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  3. DrewInWisconsin, Oik Member
    DrewInWisconsin, Oik
    @DrewInWisconsin

    Because I can’t think of anything else right now . . .

    Andy Gullahorn and Jill Phillips flipping the script on “Baby, It’s Cold Outside.”

    “Don’t you think we should fill this section with some witty banter?”

    “No.”

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  4. 9thDistrictNeighbor Member
    9thDistrictNeighbor
    @9thDistrictNeighbor

     

     

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  5. Bunsen Coolidge
    Bunsen
    @Bunsen

    Barking dogs Jingle Bells

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  6. RushBabe49 Thatcher
    RushBabe49
    @RushBabe49

    Country Christmas, by Dailey and Vincent.  Christmas Time’s A-comin’

     

     

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  7. Percival Thatcher
    Percival
    @Percival

    “I Yust Go Nuts at Christmas”

     

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  8. Hoyacon Member
    Hoyacon
    @Hoyacon

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  9. Jerry Giordano (Arizona Patriot) Member
    Jerry Giordano (Arizona Patriot)
    @ArizonaPatriot

    This is a tough one, Mark.  I don’t much like light-hearted Christmas songs.

    Maybe Winter Wonderland.  Here’s a Bing Crosby version:

    But — aaargh! — when I entered “Winter Wonderland” in YouTube, guess what was the first thing that popped up?  “A Drag Queen Christmas.”  There seems to be no escape from the perverts these days.  I know that I’m supposed to hope and pray for their redemption.  This is hard for me, much of the time.

    And please, please, please Lord — don’t let anybody answer with Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer.  Have mercy.

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  10. DrewInWisconsin, Oik Member
    DrewInWisconsin, Oik
    @DrewInWisconsin

    Jerry Giordano (Arizona Patrio… (View Comment):
    But — aaargh! — when I entered “Winter Wonderland” in YouTube, guess what was the first thing that popped up?  “A Drag Queen Christmas.”  There seems to be no escape from the perverts these days.

    That suggestion is likely based on your own browser history, Jerry. Something you want to tell us? ; )

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  11. Jimmy Carter Member
    Jimmy Carter
    @JimmyCarter

    DrewInWisconsin, Oik (View Comment):

    Jerry Giordano (Arizona Patrio… (View Comment):
    But — aaargh! — when I entered “Winter Wonderland” in YouTube, guess what was the first thing that popped up? “A Drag Queen Christmas.” There seems to be no escape from the perverts these days.

    That suggestion is likely based on your own browser history, Jerry. Something you want to tell us? ; )

    Ricochet

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  12. CarolJoy, Not So Easy To Kill Coolidge
    CarolJoy, Not So Easy To Kill
    @CarolJoy

    Hoyacon (View Comment):

    This gets my vote – I’m impressed! And amused.

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  13. CarolJoy, Not So Easy To Kill Coolidge
    CarolJoy, Not So Easy To Kill
    @CarolJoy

    Jerry Giordano (Arizona Patrio… (View Comment):

    This is a tough one, Mark. I don’t much like light-hearted Christmas songs.

    Maybe Winter Wonderland. Here’s a Bing Crosby version:

    But — aaargh! — when I entered “Winter Wonderland” in YouTube, guess what was the first thing that popped up? “A Drag Queen Christmas.” There seems to be no escape from the perverts these days. I know that I’m supposed to hope and pray for their redemption. This is hard for me, much of the time.

    And please, please, please Lord — don’t let anybody answer with Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer. Have mercy.

    Would a pirated version of “Drag Queen got run over by the reindeer” cheer you up?

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  14. David C. Broussard Coolidge
    David C. Broussard
    @Dbroussa

    https://youtu.be/t039p6xqutU

    Christmas at Ground Zero because nothing is as lighthearted as a song about nuclear war at Christmas. “What a terrible flukes we’re gonna get nuked on this jolly holiday”

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  15. Muleskinner, Weasel Wrangler Member
    Muleskinner, Weasel Wrangler
    @Muleskinner

    Bob and Doug McKenzie’s Canadian Twelve Days of Christmas.

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  16. Mark Alexander Inactive
    Mark Alexander
    @MarkAlexander

    Twisted.

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  17. Jimmy Carter Member
    Jimmy Carter
    @JimmyCarter

    Muleskinner, Weasel Wrangler (View Comment):

    Bob and Doug McKenzie’s Canadian Twelve Days of Christmas.

     

    Good call, Muleskinner. I ain’t heard that one in a long time.

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  18. OldPhil Coolidge
    OldPhil
    @OldPhil

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  19. Jimmy Carter Member
    Jimmy Carter
    @JimmyCarter

    OldPhil (View Comment):

    OldPhil that is absolutely awesome. 
    Listening to it again….

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  20. Some Call Me ...Tim Coolidge
    Some Call Me ...Tim
    @SomeCallMeTim

    The 12 Yats of Christmas.  It’s a local new Orleans take on the 12 Days of Christmas.

     

    Edit:  For some reason, it’s queued up at 0:21.  To get the full measure of New Orleans Yat Christmas goodness, move the cursor to start at 0:00.

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  21. Richard O'Shea Coolidge
    Richard O'Shea
    @RichardOShea

    Crabs for Christmas – a local favorite in Baltimore

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  22. Samuel Block Support
    Samuel Block
    @SamuelBlock

    It’s hard to beat Smokey Robinson. 

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  23. Bishop Wash Member
    Bishop Wash
    @BishopWash

    David grabbed my choice, so I’ll go with this. 

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  24. Not a Gubmint Spy Member
    Not a Gubmint Spy
    @OldDanRhody

    Here’s one for you squareheads:

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  25. AMD Texas Coolidge
    AMD Texas
    @DarinJohnson

    This has been my favorite light hearted Christmas song since i was a kid in the 70’s. Gotta say it hit pretty close to home. Yes, even in the 70’s….

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  26. Jimmy Carter Member
    Jimmy Carter
    @JimmyCarter

    AMD Texas (View Comment):

    This has been my favorite light hearted Christmas song since i was a kid in the 70’s. Gotta say it hit pretty close to home. Yes, even in the 70’s….

    I made it 3 1/2 seconds in and I’m out.

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  27. AMD Texas Coolidge
    AMD Texas
    @DarinJohnson

    Jimmy Carter (View Comment):

    AMD Texas (View Comment):

    This has been my favorite light hearted Christmas song since i was a kid in the 70’s. Gotta say it hit pretty close to home. Yes, even in the 70’s….

    I made it 3 1/2 seconds in and I’m out.

    LOL, not sure what to make of that but ok.

     

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  28. Addiction Is A Choice Member
    Addiction Is A Choice
    @AddictionIsAChoice

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  29. AMD Texas Coolidge
    AMD Texas
    @DarinJohnson

    Addiction Is A Choice (View Comment):

    I’m a sucker for a Cheap Trick

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  30. Miffed White Male Member
    Miffed White Male
    @MiffedWhiteMale

    Elf’s Lament, from BareNaked for the Holidays, by Barenaked Ladies.  My favorite Christmas album:

     

    Check out their kick-ass version of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen  too.

     

     

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