Biden Has Solved Our Election Integrity Problem!

 

President of the United States Joe Biden has arranged for that sterling cyber-citizen TikTok (wholly owned subsidiary of the Chinese Communist Party) to partner with Biden’s Federal Voting Assistance Program to ensure the bestest election integrity ever experienced outside of mainland China. Quite the turnabout from when that bad, old Orange Man banned federal agencies from doing business with this sterling enterprise. I mean, they are Big Tech, after all, and nothing says integrity like Big Tech. Throw in the CCP angle and we can be certain that their diligently collected data on every man, woman, and child will be fully leveraged in this great endeavor.

Now, I know some of you Orange Man drones will scoff just like those irresponsible rascals at Gateway Pundit, but soon you will be brought to a more correct understanding of things. That is why TikTok is America’s new arbiter of what is and isn’t election disinformation. What could possibly go wrong?

TikTok assures us:

TikTok partners with accredited fact-checking organizations who help assess the accuracy of content in more than 30 languages, and while they do not moderate content on our platform, their assessments provide valuable input which helps us take the appropriate action in line with our policies. Out of an abundance of caution, while content is being fact checked or when content can’t be substantiated through fact-checking, it becomes ineligible for recommendation into For You feeds. We also inform viewers of unsubstantiated content and prompt them to reconsider before sharing potential misleading information.

Why, that sounds just like our own Big Tech companies. And don’t worry, we are certain the Big Man has received a juicy cut, just like every other deal.

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  1. kedavis Coolidge
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    The only way for Biden to begin solving the election integrity problem would be to resign.

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  2. Flicker Coolidge
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    This sounds like a nail being driven into a coffin.

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  3. Sisyphus Member
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    Flicker (View Comment):

    This sounds like a nail being driven into a coffin.

    Except normally it isn’t the corpse driving nails into coffins.

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  4. Flicker Coolidge
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    Sisyphus (View Comment):

    Flicker (View Comment):

    This sounds like a nail being driven into a coffin.

    Except normally it isn’t the corpse driving nails into coffins.

    From the inside or the outside?

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  5. Percival Thatcher
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    Sisyphus: TikTok partners with accredited fact-checking organizations who help assess the accuracy of content

    … and them they run it past the CCP.

    Nothing to fear.

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  6. Fake John/Jane Galt Coolidge
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    This should be easy.  They can write the winning stats and acceptance of Democrat will denouncing GOP before hand.

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  7. Sisyphus Member
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    Percival (View Comment):

    Sisyphus: TikTok partners with accredited fact-checking organizations who help assess the accuracy of content

    … and them they run it past the CCP.

    Nothing to fear.

    This presumes a false dichotomy between being TikTok and being CCP, comrade. And the CCP is the only fact-checker that matters.

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  8. cdor Member
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    It is just too much to understand how the people of the United States of America can elect a government that hates our country so very much.

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  9. Caryn Thatcher
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    I very much hated giving “like” to this post and subsequent comments.  But that’s our only option for saying “amen.”  A very sad state of affairs we’ve reached.  I remember the bicentennial, tall ships and all, but do not expect us to celebrate 250 (apparently called the semiquincentennial): so close, yet so far.

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  10. kedavis Coolidge
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    Caryn (View Comment):

    I very much hated giving “like” to this post and subsequent comments. But that’s our only option for saying “amen.” A very sad state of affairs we’ve reached. I remember the bicentennial, tall ships and all, but do not expect us to celebrate 250 (apparently called the semiquincentennial): so close, yet so far.

    Some could easily argue that the Great Experiment actually ended even before the bicentennial.

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  11. I Walton Member
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    The man has to go. Do we think we can wait until 2024 to rid ourselves of the Chinese?   We have no choice.  Their objective is to destroy us and they are themselves up against a wall.  If we can win either or both houses we may have a future if we use it to get rid of Biden then prosecute all with fingers in our or Chinese pockets, directly or indirectly.   If not, we don’t. 

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  12. Unsk Member
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    Remember our Valiant Supreme Leader is listening.  He will not be pleased with you Kulaks!

    Our Supreme Leader is just trying out “Modern Democracy Theory” where the winners are all predetermined so we won’t have to bother to think so much anymore, and the votes will be counted as they must to accommodate the desired results.  

    Problem solved! Isn’t our Supreme Leader great? He is just so considerate! No muss, no fuss.   No more worries about politics! Whew! Now I can go back to my Apps, my Social Media and my Video Games – you know the really important things in life!

    “Modern Democracy Theory” is going to do what the wondrous “Modern Monetary Theory” did for finance and what  a wonder it is! Just look at all the great things MMT has done for us! We can print money  till the cows come home now!

    Wait what’s that stampede of cows coming at me?

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  13. Flicker Coolidge
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    Unsk (View Comment):

    Remember our Valiant Supreme Leader is listening. He will not be pleased with you Kulaks!

    Our Supreme Leader is just trying out “Modern Democracy Theory” where the winners are all predetermined so we won’t have to bother to think so much anymore, and the votes will be counted as they must to accommodate the desired results.

    Problem solved! Isn’t our Supreme Leader great? He is just so considerate! No muss, no fuss. No more worries about politics! Whew! Now I can go back to my Apps, my Social Media and my Video Games – you know the really important things in life!

    “Modern Democracy Theory” is going to do what the wondrous “Modern Monetary Theory” did for finance and what a wonder it is! Just look at all the great things MMT has done for us! We can print money till the cows come home now!

    Wait what’s that stampede of cows coming at me?

    Yeees, Hogan.  I see what you mean.  M-hm.  Printing… democracy.

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  14. Stad Coolidge
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    Caryn (View Comment):

    I very much hated giving “like” to this post and subsequent comments. But that’s our only option for saying “amen.” A very sad state of affairs we’ve reached. I remember the bicentennial, tall ships and all, but do not expect us to celebrate 250 (apparently called the semiquincentennial): so close, yet so far.

    By 250 years, our ballots will be in Mandarin . . .

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  15. I Walton Member
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    Stad (View Comment):

    Caryn (View Comment):

    I very much hated giving “like” to this post and subsequent comments. But that’s our only option for saying “amen.” A very sad state of affairs we’ve reached. I remember the bicentennial, tall ships and all, but do not expect us to celebrate 250 (apparently called the semiquincentennial): so close, yet so far.

    By 250 years, our ballots will be in Mandarin . . .

    In 3 years, but the Chinese will also disintegrate once they’ve successfully taken us away as a threat.  Then it all starts to disintegrate.  The idiots who think they can run things from the top are fools.  It can’t be done.  The Chinese are probably better than anyone else at top down control. and will establish as much control here as they can.  Not enough to keep us down but enough to destroy the economy.  Then we get to start all over again.   Maybe so soon even our grandchildren will get to play.

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  16. Columbo Inactive
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  17. Sisyphus Member
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    Columbo (View Comment):

    Xi is laughing.

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  18. Columbo Inactive
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    Sisyphus (View Comment):

    Columbo (View Comment):

    Xi is laughing.

    At Biden …

     

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  19. David Carroll Thatcher
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    “[A}ccredited fact-checking organizations”?  No such thing.  there is no accreditation agency for “fact-checkers” (a.k.a propagandists).  Another Chinese lie.

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  20. Red Herring Coolidge
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    I used to think Democrats were Soros puppets. Looks like they are xi puppets. /

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  21. Fake John/Jane Galt Coolidge
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    Red Herring (View Comment):

    I used to think Democrats were Soros puppets. Looks like they are xi puppets. /

    They are cheap puppets for anybody that puts money in their pockets.

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