A California Question

 

I’ve spent a lot of time in California. It’s a beautiful state.

I’ve been everywhere, from the beauty of San Diego’s Torrey Pines to the rocky shores of Pebble Beach. I’ve done football in the LA Coliseum, the Rose Bowl in Pasadena, and campuses of Stanford and Berkeley. If you live there, you are both blessed and cursed. And I have a question.

Tonight I bought a new band for my Apple Watch and this was on the package:

Just where the hell do you people in California wear your watches? And how tight do you wear the band?!?

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  1. kedavis Coolidge
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    Percival (View Comment):

    Blue Yeti (View Comment):

    Long time California resident and Apple Watch owner here (and I like both of them).

    Two words: vibrate mode.

    TMI.

    That’s three words.

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  2. Joseph Stanko Coolidge
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    It’s perfectly straightforward, it’s just warning that wearing an Apple Watch marks you as a nerd, which may limit your ability to find a partner willing to reproduce with you. 

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  3. Blue Yeti Admin
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    Joseph Stanko (View Comment):

    It’s perfectly straightforward, it’s just warning that wearing an Apple Watch marks you as a nerd, which may limit your ability to find a partner willing to reproduce with you.

    I may be a nerd, not disputing that. But my wife also has an Apple Watch. 

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  4. Joseph Stanko Coolidge
    Joseph Stanko
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    Blue Yeti (View Comment):

    Joseph Stanko (View Comment):

    It’s perfectly straightforward, it’s just warning that wearing an Apple Watch marks you as a nerd, which may limit your ability to find a partner willing to reproduce with you.

    I may be a nerd, not disputing that. But my wife also has an Apple Watch.

    Ah, but that’s a different kettle of fish. Nerdiness in women is endearing. 

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  5. EJHill Podcaster
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    My son bought me my Apple Watch to monitor my heart. Which is strange because he knows I worked in television and don’t have one…

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