What’s the ‘Coolest’ Song Ever?

 

A cool song needs a groove. Check. The singer needs to sound cool and the musicianship effortless. The lyrics tell a story with no judgement and we are encouraged to see it as we wish. This is the kind of song that works perfectly as background for a party. Not too serious, grandiose, or complicated.

Sultans of Swing

You get a shiver in the dark
It’s raining in the park, but meantime
South of the river you stop and you hold everything
A band is blowin’ dixie double-four time
You feel alright when you hear that music ring

Setting the time and the mood, and the theme “you feel alright”

And now you step inside, but you don’t see too many faces  (good music but small audience?)
Comin’ in out of the rain, you hear the jazz go down
Competition in other places (question or answer?) 
Oh, but the horns, they blowin that sound (but it’s good stuff..)
Way on down south, way on down south, London town

A joke, because we are expecting New Orleans. But the fact that it’s south London makes it more interesting. Of course, a hot Creole band plays in London whether they hail from NOLA or are indigenous Brits.

The narrator is a fan of music. We can tell he’s got his own band (which is playing the song) He is reporting his observations.

You check out guitar, George
He knows all the chords
Mind he’s strictly rhythm
He doesn’t wanna make it cry or sing
Yes, and an old guitar is all he can afford
When he gets up under the lights to play his thing

The lyrics make a fine use of the second person. “You” are experiencing these things as they happen. You can see it and feel it. ‘You’ become the narrator with the cool voice. Okay, I’m there…

And Harry doesn’t mind if he doesn’t make the scene
He’s got a daytime job, he’s doin’ alright
He can play the “Honk Tonk” like anything
Savin’ it up for friday night
With the “Sultans”
With the “Sultans of Swing”

Filling out the scene there are some who are underwhelmed…

And a crowd of young boys, they’re fooling around in the corner
Drunk and dressed in their best brown baggies and their platform soles
They don’t give a damn about any trumpet playing band
It ain’t what they call rock and roll
And the “Sultans”
Yeah, the ‘Sultans’ played Creole, Creole

This is a perennial problem with playing live music. Genre. If people don’t like or accept the genre, they will not be taken with musicianship. This is even worse if the genre is considered “uncool”.

And then the man, he steps right up to the microphone
And says, “At last”, just as the time bell rings
“Goodnight, now it’s time to go home”
And he makes it fast with one more thing
We are the “Sultans”, we are the “Sultans of Swing”

The players know they are making good music, but it’s hard to remember when you’re playing in front of a small audience, some of whom are ignoring you.

Regardless, he’s saying we are proud of our music and playing, in the humility that musicians are relentlessly guided into with public performance. The ‘man’, the singer and bandleader, is acknowledging his bandmates just by announcing the name and allowing the musicianship to play out.

Every professional musician has encountered these types: ‘Guitar George’ who’s adept at finding tasty chords (we here a couple right after that line) and he’s uninterested in being a wailing lead-player, Harry who’s got a day-job, “doin’ alright”, playing out for fun. Almost every band in the world has these types, and any seasoned musician can recognize the band dynamics instantly.

This song is timeless.

What are your “cool songs” and why?

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  1. OldPhil Coolidge
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    Franco (View Comment):

    Chrissy Hynde, arguably the coolest chick in rock. Not my favorite of hers but it’s got the cool vibe more than the others.

    It is indeed cool.

     

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  2. OldPhil Coolidge
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    Anything by Lou Rawls.

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  3. kedavis Coolidge
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    Franco (View Comment):

    Chrissy Hynde, arguably the coolest chick in rock. Not my favorite of hers but it’s got the cool vibe more than the others.

     

    Maybe the coolest well-known chick…  But I call your Chrissie Hynde and raise you Johnette Napolitano.

     

     

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  4. Mountie Coolidge
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    kedavis (View Comment):

    And…

    Great nomination. My wife and I rode the City of New Orleans from Chicago to  New Orleans in August 2015. We did the sleeper car,  the whole 9 yards. It was great. The only disappointment was that it left Union Station in Chicago at around 8 PM which means that when you clear the Chicago Metropolis and get into the heartland it’s night time and you really don’t see anything. Other than that great experience.

     

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  5. Hang On Member
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    To get very regional, there’s beach music from Myrtle Beach. And the dance was the Shag.

    Be Young, Be Foolish, but Be Happy by the Tams.

    I loved listening to James Brown, the Godfather of Soul.  Pure, pure energy. At least in the beginning and as I remember him. James Brown was from South Carolina, so he was semi-local to where I grew up. There was a radio station at Shaw, a black college in my hometown, where you could listen to great music when I was growing up. 

    James Brown 1963

    James Brown 1966.

    But then. We all get old.

    James Brown 2005.

     

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  6. OldPhil Coolidge
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    Franco (View Comment):
    “Don Henley? I never saw him perform

    We saw the Eagles in person a dozen times, and Don Henley twice; the first time at Merriwether Post Pavilion and the second at Wolf Trap.

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  7. kedavis Coolidge
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    Justin Other Lawyer (View Comment):

    Sisyphus (View Comment):

    “Lawyers, Guns, and Money” Official answer.

    I would add an honorable mention to “Tom Sawyer” but I’m in no rush to be controversial.

    Just geddy on out of here with such im-peart-inency.

    Take off, hoser, eh?

     

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  8. AMD Texas Coolidge
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    I go with Sweet Sweetback’s Badass Song

    https://youtu.be/gV094qkmHz8

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  9. OldPhil Coolidge
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    MDHahn (View Comment):

    Great post and a fun question. Based on your criteria, I’d say it has to be something by the Beach Boys. I’m not sure which song, but if you just want pure cool fun, then it’s gotta be them, right?

    I like this one a lot. An extra benefit is Mike Love channeling Stonewall Jackson.

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  10. OldPhil Coolidge
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    James Lileks (View Comment):

    Bryan G. Stephens (View Comment):
    A cool song that I like a lot is ZZ Tops’ Sharp Dressed Man.

    A great song! Absolute self-confident swagger, and not because the singer’s vain. He just knows what’s what.

    Years ago, I worked with (actually supervised) a guy who came into work every day dressed to the nines; suit a perfect fit, cufflinks, pocket square and all. One day I heard ZZ Top on the way in to work and when I saw him I said “Marlow, I just heard Sharp Dressed Man and it fits you perfectly.” He laughed.

    Last I heard he was a preacher.

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  11. Justin Other Lawyer Coolidge
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    kedavis (View Comment):

    Justin Other Lawyer (View Comment):

    Sisyphus (View Comment):

    “Lawyers, Guns, and Money” Official answer.

    I would add an honorable mention to “Tom Sawyer” but I’m in no rush to be controversial.

    Just geddy on out of here with such im-peart-inency.

    Take off, hoser, eh?

     

    This is awesome.  My cultural “education” was such that I knew of this song before I knew of Rush.  Had no idea who Geddy Lee was at the time. Haven’t listened to this in probably 35 years, so I learned something new today!

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  12. lowtech redneck Coolidge
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    DonG (CAGW is a Hoax) (View Comment):

    I like that “Won’t Get Fooled Again” reminds me that political change is often just a mirage of the uni-party and it has been that way my whole life. The Pussy Riot cover is pretty good and helps you appreciate the universal message of political corruption and rock and roll.

    Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss.

     

    Did you know:

    The Woodstock festival was an influence on this song. Most songs inspired by Woodstock follow the peace and love narrative, but Pete Townshend had a very different take.

    The Who played Day 2 of Woodstock, going on at the ludicrous hour of 5 a.m. During their set, the activist Abbie Hoffman came on stage unannounced and commandeered the microphone. Townshend may or may not have belted him with his guitar, but he certainly did not want to provide a platform for any cause. “I wrote ‘Won’t Get Fooled Again’ as a reaction to all that – ‘Leave me out of it: I don’t think you lot would be any better than the other lot!,’” he explained to Creem in 1982.

    In the same interview, he shared his thoughts on the festival crowd: “All those hippies wandering about thinking the world was going to be different from that day. As a cynical English arsehole I walked through it all and felt like spitting on the lot of them, and shaking them and trying to make them realize that nothing had changed and nothing was going to change.”

    A Metal variant on the the same theme: Peace Sells by Megadeth

     

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  13. lowtech redneck Coolidge
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    Jerry Giordano (Arizona Patrio… (View Comment):

    Charlotte (View Comment):

    Lose Yourself by Eminem

    Runnin’ Down a Dream by Tom Petty

    Boys of Summer by Don Henley

    I like the second and third.

    Two out of three ain’t bad. (Is this one cool?)

    Almost every song by Meatloaf qualifies.

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  14. Justin Other Lawyer Coolidge
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    lowtech redneck (View Comment):

    Jerry Giordano (Arizona Patrio… (View Comment):

    Charlotte (View Comment):

    Lose Yourself by Eminem

    Runnin’ Down a Dream by Tom Petty

    Boys of Summer by Don Henley

    I like the second and third.

    Two out of three ain’t bad. (Is this one cool?)

    Almost every song by Meatloaf qualifies.

    I’ll agree that almost every Meatloaf song is high quality, interesting lyrically and musically, etc.  But they generally don’t strike me as “cool”.  Maybe because Mr. Loaf is always drenched in sweat in the videos, they’re better classified as “hot”.  Especially Paradise by the Dashboard Light.

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  15. kedavis Coolidge
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    There’s something of a story here too, especially related to the movie The Craft, whose soundtrack it is part of.

     

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  16. lowtech redneck Coolidge
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    George Thorogood.  Nuff said.

    Harper Valley PTA:

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  17. DrewInWisconsin, Unapologetic Oaf Member
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    It’s the yodeling that makes it work.

    And how can this not make you happy?

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  18. kedavis Coolidge
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  19. Mark Alexander Inactive
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    Listen to this cool song by Casualties of Cool first. THEN read the lyrics after, in the next comment..

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  20. Mark Alexander Inactive
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    Mark Alexander (View Comment):

    Listen to this cool song by Casualties of Cool first. THEN read the lyrics after, in the next comment..

    Flight

    And so it goes…
    A window left open
    I find myself drawn,
    To the evening.

    Oh, throw me out.
    I’m already leaving.
    Or float me down
    To my reaping.

    Paint the streets red
    With my decision.
    Feed the pigeons
    With my collision.

    I am beyond all this.
    I wash my hands of it.
    This is my request:
    Wish me the best.
    This is my request:
    Wish me the best.

    Now I fall all the way
    Now I call the way
    I call all the way

    Ave Maria.

    I wanted to say
    How much I miss you now [repeat]
         (And so it goes.)

    (The window…)
         (Oh, throw me out.)

    How bad I miss you. [repeat]
         (I’m flying…)
         (Or float me down)
         (To my reaping.)

    How bad I miss you.

    *****

    You got it. This song is a musical suicide note. A gloriously, artistically tragic song.

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  21. kedavis Coolidge
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  22. DaveSchmidt Coolidge
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    Bryan G. Stephens (View Comment):

    I have always likes this song but now have a deeper understanding of it. Thanks.

    A cool song that I like a lot is ZZ Tops’ Sharp Dressed Man. It speaks to something true about men and women and money and power. Men don’t dress to flaunt physical sexuality as much as display power. The sharp dressed man walks in and the room turns to look at him. It is the epitome of cool captured in a moment.

     

    Clean shirt, new shoes
    And I don’t know where I am goin’ to
    Silk suit, black tie (black tie)
    I don’t need a reason why

    They come runnin’ just as fast as they can
    ‘Cause every girl crazy ’bout a sharp-dressed man

    Gold watch, diamond ring
    I ain’t missin’ not a single thing
    Cufflinks, stick pin
    When I step out I’m gonna do you in

    They come runnin’ just as fast as they can
    ‘Cause every girl crazy ’bout a sharp-dressed man

    Top coat, top hat
    And I don’t worry ’cause my wallet’s fat
    Black shades, white gloves
    Lookin’ sharp, lookin’ for love

    They come runnin’ just as fast as they can
    ‘Cause every girl crazy ’bout a sharp-dressed man

    Obama had nicely creased trousers. 

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  23. WilliamDean Coolidge
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    thelonious (View Comment):

    Anything off of “Kind Of Blue” by Miles Davis is cool. The coolest on the album is probably “Freddy Freeloader.” It’s not my favorite but it grooves like a MotherWatchYOMouth. Speaking of which. Isaac Hayes and Curtis Mayfield have a whole catalog of cool stuff.

    Funny first thing that came to my head was ‘Round Midnight’

     

    Also, Do It Again by Steely Dan comes to mind.

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  24. kedavis Coolidge
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  25. Franco Member
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    DonG (CAGW is a Hoax) (View Comment):

    I like that “Won’t Get Fooled Again” reminds me that political change is often just a mirage of the uni-party and it has been that way my whole life. The Pussy Riot cover is pretty good and helps you appreciate the universal message of political corruption and rock and roll.

    Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss.

     

    Did you know:

    The Woodstock festival was an influence on this song. Most songs inspired by Woodstock follow the peace and love narrative, but Pete Townshend had a very different take.

    The Who played Day 2 of Woodstock, going on at the ludicrous hour of 5 a.m. During their set, the activist Abbie Hoffman came on stage unannounced and commandeered the microphone. Townshend may or may not have belted him with his guitar, but he certainly did not want to provide a platform for any cause. “I wrote ‘Won’t Get Fooled Again’ as a reaction to all that – ‘Leave me out of it: I don’t think you lot would be any better than the other lot!,’” he explained to Creem in 1982.

    In the same interview, he shared his thoughts on the festival crowd: “All those hippies wandering about thinking the world was going to be different from that day. As a cynical English arsehole I walked through it all and felt like spitting on the lot of them, and shaking them and trying to make them realize that nothing had changed and nothing was going to change.”

    Pete Townsend one of my favorite artists. I admired him from that day onward – and I was a default leftist then  – But I recognized there should be a strong dividing line between art and politics. I saw him at the Electric Factory in Philadelphia in 1969. I swear, I could have stood up and touched him. There were about 5-8 hundred people there. The stage was the height of a high school stage and I was sitting on the floor with my knees against it directly below Pete.

    I must confess that while I enjoyed the concert, I didn’t realize how huge The Who would become. I almost didn’t go, but my buddy assured me they were a great live band. “Their last hit was I can see for miles and they’re just gonna smash their instruments”, I said. Boy, did my friend turn out to be right LOL!

    They had just started their American tour supporting Tommy. Due to some glitch it had not yet been released in the USA . They played most of the songs from Tommy (imagine no one in that audience had heard any of those songs !) plus their other hits. 

    Coming in a close second – a song I’ve been working up on my violin thanks in part to this gal Baba O’Rielly

    This gal knows what she’s talking about!

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  26. WilliamDean Coolidge
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    Oh, and Mark Sandman and Morphine are just FULL of cool:

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  27. JosePluma, Local Man of Mystery Coolidge
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    DrewInWisconsin, Unapologetic … (View Comment):

    Mountie (View Comment):
    The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald by Gordon Lightfoot.

    You just killed the thread. : (

    (Everyone in the PIT knows how much I loathe that song . . .)

    Yea, I wouldn’t say there’s anything cool about that dismal downer.

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  28. JosePluma, Local Man of Mystery Coolidge
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    DrewInWisconsin, Unapologetic … (View Comment):

    Justin Other Lawyer (View Comment):

    DrewInWisconsin, Unapologetic … (View Comment):

    Mountie (View Comment):
    The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald by Gordon Lightfoot.

    You just killed the thread. : (

    (Everyone in the PIT knows how much I loathe that song . . .)

    I bet you hate Cat’s in the Cradle too, you Philistine! ;-)

    I do, I do . . .

    Ditto

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  29. JosePluma, Local Man of Mystery Coolidge
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    Franco (View Comment):

    Justin Other Lawyer (View Comment):
    Running Down a Dream by Tom Petty

    I would pick Here Comes My Girl or Refugee “coolest” Petty song, but I guess I haven’t defined cool precisely enough here.

    I’d go with Breakdown-the guitar intro and sultry, almost feminine first verse just said cool to me the first time I heard it.

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  30. Franco Member
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    JosePluma, Local Man of Mystery (View Comment):

    Franco (View Comment):

    Justin Other Lawyer (View Comment):
    Running Down a Dream by Tom Petty

    I would pick Here Comes My Girl or Refugee “coolest” Petty song, but I guess I haven’t defined cool precisely enough here.

    I’d go with Breakdown-the guitar intro and sultry, almost feminine first verse just said cool to me the first time I heard it.

    Yes that’s another! If you haven’t seen it, the documentary on Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers (Netflix)  is absolutely great. Total running time is about 2 1/2 hours and every minute is riveting.

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