Pelosi Tells Zelensky ‘Billy Jean King Says Hi!’

 

In a move that’s certain to buoy the Ukrainian fighting spirit, Pelosi’s gesture has galvanized progressive heroes in the US to provide critical moral support and materiel to Ukrainians fighting for their lives. Here are just a few of these brave Americans who have stepped up to the plate:

Jussie Smollett: “I am sending a crate of nooses to Kyiv….”

Rep. Eric Swalwell: “Fang Fang and I are providing day-vision goggles made in Beijing for….”

Alec Baldwin: “I’ve sent weapons that fire without having to pull the trigger so that….”

Alejandro Mayorkas: “We’re airlifting thousands of Ukrainian refugees to Juarez so that these needy folks can enter the U.S. immediately without going through all that messy paperwork….”

Jennifer Granholm: “We’re doing all we can at Energy to facilitate the shipment of oil and gas from Iran and Venezuela to Ukraine and prevent our greedy U.S. oil interests from profiteering off the crisis….”

Jean Claude Kerry: “Teresa and I are personally shipping cases of ketchup and new electric-powered tanks to the front lines. These electro-tanks are the size of a luxury Mini-Cooper and really strike fear into the hearts….”

These are just a few of the leftist heroes who have sacrificed their time and treasure to support Ukrainians, in spite of the fact that all these refugees appear to be privileged white people.

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  1. Hang On Member
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    Michael Henry: Jean Claude Kerry: “Teresa and I are personally shipping cases of ketchup and new electric powered tanks to the front lines. These electro-tanks are the size of a luxury Mini-Cooper and really strike fear into the hearts….”

    They may be running out of ketchup for all the faked videos.

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  2. Stad Coolidge
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    Haha!  Very good!

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  3. Fritz Coolidge
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    Did Zelensky even have any idea about whom Pelosi was talking??

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  4. Front Seat Cat Member
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    Fritz (View Comment):

    Did Zelensky even have any idea about whom Pelosi was talking??

    Is he/she still alive and what did Pelosi mean?

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  5. GlennAmurgis Coolidge
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    And you wonder why our faith in the “elites” has waned

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  6. Vance Richards Inactive
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    Fritz (View Comment):

    Did Zelensky even have any idea about whom Pelosi was talking??

    “Hey, remember that tennis player who famous before you were born? Well, she says ‘Hi’ and that is kind of a big deal because after she stopped playing tennis she dumped her husband and became a lesbian . . .”

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