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Brandon had a news conference of sorts today. It was great standup comedy though it shouldn’t have been. It was about the Omicron variant of Covid. But … was it?
Brandon started off with this line. “When I was elected, I said I would always be honest with you.”
He had me laughing from the beginning.
In the next sentence, he told us that the new variant was the OmNicron. Not Omicron. Has someone changed the Greek alphabet? Is Omicron too gender-specific or racist? With everything else these woke fools are doing, they may have. I just didn’t get the memo.
But Brandon then mispronounced it several more times in the course of his standup routine.
I know, he’s old. He’s always been mentally slow and is slower now. Crazy Brandon, right?
But then Brandon calls on St. Anthony to make a pronouncement. And St. Anthony pronounces it OmNicron as well.
What? Is dementia catchable? Evidently.
So, I’m laughing at these people.
Then, Brandon allows certain members of the
press sycophancy in a no doubt pre-rehearsed manner to ask questions. And sure enough, it’s OmNicron again.
After that, I’m just glad Brandon doesn’t have a lisp. Yet.Published in